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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you’re slutty but not a slut. Love a little bit of slutty. Who doesn’t xx

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Thought this was going to be a fisting thread, with people putting their hands up ladies left, right and centre.

Gutted.

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By *uciferLingerieMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Thought this was going to be a fisting thread, with people putting their hands up ladies left, right and centre.

Gutted."

Left right or centre...I can do front or back!

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"Thought this was going to be a fisting thread, with people putting their hands up ladies left, right and centre.

Gutted."

Haha glad it wasn't just me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Thought this was going to be a fisting thread, with people putting their hands up ladies left, right and centre.

Gutted."

Fist bump, Scouser

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"Thought this was going to be a fisting thread, with people putting their hands up ladies left, right and centre.

Gutted.

Fist bump, Scouser

I'd have to work up to a fist bump. 4 fingers and gradually work the thumb in with plenty of lube...

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Sorry I'm slutty and a slut.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm slutty and a slut."

So am I, I'm so slutty I shower naked!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry I'm slutty and a slut.

So am I, I'm so slutty I shower naked!"

Oh you floozy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm slutty and a slut.

So am I, I'm so slutty I shower naked!"

Have some self respect jeeeez

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Sorry I'm slutty and a slut.

So am I, I'm so slutty I shower naked!"

Bloody hell, you harlot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm slutty and a slut.

So am I, I'm so slutty I shower naked!

Oh you floozy!"

I'm still a dude wtf, I have a perfectly average handsome looking penis to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm slutty and a slut.

So am I, I'm so slutty I shower naked!

Have some self respect jeeeez

I'm a picky slut

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Thought this was going to be a fisting thread, with people putting their hands up ladies left, right and centre.

Gutted.

Fist bump, Scouser

I'd have to work up to a fist bump. 4 fingers and gradually work the thumb in with plenty of lube..."

*Grabs elbow length gloves and a tube of KY*

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry I'm slutty and a slut.

So am I, I'm so slutty I shower naked!

Oh you floozy!

I'm still a dude wtf, I have a perfectly average handsome looking penis to prove it

Pretty much every word in the English language for a sexually promiscuous person is about women I'm afraid. Because yano, misogyny and all

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By *eardyBikerMan over a year ago

nr stonehaven

"Thought this was going to be a fisting thread, with people putting their hands up ladies left, right and centre.

Gutted."

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"Thought this was going to be a fisting thread, with people putting their hands up ladies left, right and centre.

Gutted.

Fist bump, Scouser

I'd have to work up to a fist bump. 4 fingers and gradually work the thumb in with plenty of lube...

*Grabs elbow length gloves and a tube of KY*

Elbow length gloves?

Ruddy Nora, it's not All Creatures Great and Small, I'm not birthing a calf here

Pair of marigolds is fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm slutty and a slut.

So am I, I'm so slutty I shower naked!

Oh you floozy!

I'm still a dude wtf, I have a perfectly average handsome looking penis to prove it

Pretty much every word in the English language for a sexually promiscuous person is about women I'm afraid. Because yano, misogyny and all

Well I think this an opportunity to create one for men!

Suggestions welcome

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Thought this was going to be a fisting thread, with people putting their hands up ladies left, right and centre.

Gutted.

Fist bump, Scouser

I'd have to work up to a fist bump. 4 fingers and gradually work the thumb in with plenty of lube...

*Grabs elbow length gloves and a tube of KY*

Elbow length gloves?

Ruddy Nora, it's not All Creatures Great and Small, I'm not birthing a calf here

Pair of marigolds is fine."

May have laughed just a little bit too much at this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Thought this was going to be a fisting thread, with people putting their hands up ladies left, right and centre.

Gutted.

Fist bump, Scouser

I'd have to work up to a fist bump. 4 fingers and gradually work the thumb in with plenty of lube...

*Grabs elbow length gloves and a tube of KY*

Elbow length gloves?

Ruddy Nora, it's not All Creatures Great and Small, I'm not birthing a calf here

Pair of marigolds is fine."

I wish there was a laughing emoji on here. Feathery edges on the Marigolds or plain?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sorry I'm slutty and a slut.

So am I, I'm so slutty I shower naked!

Oh you floozy!

I'm still a dude wtf, I have a perfectly average handsome looking penis to prove it

Pretty much every word in the English language for a sexually promiscuous person is about women I'm afraid. Because yano, misogyny and all

Well I think this an opportunity to create one for men!

Suggestions welcome

Morningstars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm slutty and a slut.

So am I, I'm so slutty I shower naked!

Oh you floozy!

I'm still a dude wtf, I have a perfectly average handsome looking penis to prove it

Pretty much every word in the English language for a sexually promiscuous person is about women I'm afraid. Because yano, misogyny and all

Well I think this an opportunity to create one for men!

Suggestions welcome

Morningstars"

I don't have enough sex to be held in such high regard, maybe if it was a word for prolific wankers

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"Thought this was going to be a fisting thread, with people putting their hands up ladies left, right and centre.

Gutted.

Fist bump, Scouser

I'd have to work up to a fist bump. 4 fingers and gradually work the thumb in with plenty of lube...

*Grabs elbow length gloves and a tube of KY*

Elbow length gloves?

Ruddy Nora, it's not All Creatures Great and Small, I'm not birthing a calf here

Pair of marigolds is fine.

I wish there was a laughing emoji on here. Feathery edges on the Marigolds or plain?

What sort of woman do you think I am?

Feathery of course, I'm proper classy like.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Fist bump, Scouser

I'd have to work up to a fist bump. 4 fingers and gradually work the thumb in with plenty of lube...

*Grabs elbow length gloves and a tube of KY*

Elbow length gloves?

Ruddy Nora, it's not All Creatures Great and Small, I'm not birthing a calf here

Pair of marigolds is fine.

I wish there was a laughing emoji on here. Feathery edges on the Marigolds or plain?

What sort of woman do you think I am?

Feathery of course, I'm proper classy like.

I'll take the falsies off too

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By *edoriartyCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

Slut wanted, apply within.

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Fist bump, Scouser

I'd have to work up to a fist bump. 4 fingers and gradually work the thumb in with plenty of lube...

*Grabs elbow length gloves and a tube of KY*

Elbow length gloves?

Ruddy Nora, it's not All Creatures Great and Small, I'm not birthing a calf here

Pair of marigolds is fine.

I wish there was a laughing emoji on here. Feathery edges on the Marigolds or plain?

What sort of woman do you think I am?

Feathery of course, I'm proper classy like.

I'll take the falsies off too

Always a good idea, imagine finding you'd left one behind?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Pair of marigolds is fine.

I wish there was a laughing emoji on here. Feathery edges on the Marigolds or plain?

What sort of woman do you think I am?

Feathery of course, I'm proper classy like.

I'll take the falsies off too

Always a good idea, imagine finding you'd left one behind?

Yeah, I'd have to go back in. They're not cheap ya know

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By *iger4uWoman over a year ago

In my happy place

I really hate being called a slut when playing.

It makes me stop.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I love waking up to these kinds of threads - can’t beat an early morning chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm with Karley Sciortino in reclaiming the word slut:

“A slut is someone who has no moral obstacle between themselves and their desire to enjoy sex.”

*Puts hand up*

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