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over a year ago
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What about an erection sticking through a Benylin box with the words underneath: "Dry and tickly cough?"
Just a picture of a fully clothed man standing next to a helicopter with a smile on his face and his thumb up
Suited with back against a wall and holding a fake pistol in the air, Bondesque, as if to suggest danger
Casually sitting up in bed smoking while 5 women ly about the bed naked, sleeping and with smiles on their faces |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snowboarding down a hill naked carrying a cake and kitten. Adventurous, food bringer and caring. You'll be awash with vagina."
I’d prefer it was a puppy you were carrying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put googly eyes on your willy. Bonus points if you give it a moustache or tie."
I have eyes, moustache and a sombrero. He’s called Carlos Cojones ¡Ándale.. Ándale! ¡Arriba. Arriba! |
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"Snowboarding down a hill naked carrying a cake and kitten. Adventurous, food bringer and caring. You'll be awash with vagina.
I’d prefer it was a puppy you were carrying "
See! It's a winner. Put cake on head and carry puppy and kitten in each arm. Everyone's catered for. |
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"Snowboarding down a hill naked carrying a cake and kitten. Adventurous, food bringer and caring. You'll be awash with vagina.
I’d prefer it was a puppy you were carrying
See! It's a winner. Put cake on head and carry puppy and kitten in each arm. Everyone's catered for."
Bunch of flowers tucked under arm... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Naked
Wet tshirt
Suit
Suit trousers, shirt with sleeves rolled up and top three buttons undone. Nice big/smart watch on.
Shower pics
Bum in jeans or naked
Jeans undone, no underwear, open shirt
Topless, trousers on, undone or not, bottle of wine in one hand, two wine glasses in the other.
Topless and undoing belt on trousers/jeans
Sat on chair pose, legs shoulder width apart, elbows on knees hands out in front, looking to the side.
Lips and jawline pics.
Google nude mean sculptures and art and copy the poses keeping your tackle hidden.
Any of the above but include.... Paddle, flogger whip, handcuffs, blindfold handful of condoms, feather, massage oil, rope, the list is endless.
Use gold paper to make a 'dinner for two?' Ticket. Get inventive.
Bonus points for leather bracelets (I have a real thing for them and men don't wear them Grrr!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked
Wet tshirt
Suit
Suit trousers, shirt with sleeves rolled up and top three buttons undone. Nice big/smart watch on.
Shower pics
Bum in jeans or naked
Jeans undone, no underwear, open shirt
Topless, trousers on, undone or not, bottle of wine in one hand, two wine glasses in the other.
Topless and undoing belt on trousers/jeans
Sat on chair pose, legs shoulder width apart, elbows on knees hands out in front, looking to the side.
Lips and jawline pics.
Google nude mean sculptures and art and copy the poses keeping your tackle hidden.
Any of the above but include.... Paddle, flogger whip, handcuffs, blindfold handful of condoms, feather, massage oil, rope, the list is endless.
Use gold paper to make a 'dinner for two?' Ticket. Get inventive.
Bonus points for leather bracelets (I have a real thing for them and men don't wear them Grrr!) "
Not that you’ve put any thought into this?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked
Wet tshirt
Suit
Suit trousers, shirt with sleeves rolled up and top three buttons undone. Nice big/smart watch on.
Shower pics
Bum in jeans or naked
Jeans undone, no underwear, open shirt
Topless, trousers on, undone or not, bottle of wine in one hand, two wine glasses in the other.
Topless and undoing belt on trousers/jeans
Sat on chair pose, legs shoulder width apart, elbows on knees hands out in front, looking to the side.
Lips and jawline pics.
Google nude mean sculptures and art and copy the poses keeping your tackle hidden.
Any of the above but include.... Paddle, flogger whip, handcuffs, blindfold handful of condoms, feather, massage oil, rope, the list is endless.
Use gold paper to make a 'dinner for two?' Ticket. Get inventive.
Bonus points for leather bracelets (I have a real thing for them and men don't wear them Grrr!)
Not that you’ve put any thought into this? "
Nope absolutely none  |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Open jeans teasing shot
Have to admit this 1 got a lot of attention when it first went up  some fecker even stole it and used it as their avatar  
It's a very teasing pic "
 Thank you..more in profile ...just saying  |
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"Open jeans teasing shot
Have to admit this 1 got a lot of attention when it first went up some fecker even stole it and used it as their avatar
It's a very teasing pic
Thank you..more in profile ...just saying "
I know |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Open jeans teasing shot
Have to admit this 1 got a lot of attention when it first went up some fecker even stole it and used it as their avatar
It's a very teasing pic
Thank you..more in profile ...just saying
I know "
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I like pics of men playing musical instruments, guitars, pianos or saxophones etc. Don't know why and preferably in black and white. I know that's a bit niche but I'm always attracted to those type of pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked
Wet tshirt
Suit
Suit trousers, shirt with sleeves rolled up and top three buttons undone. Nice big/smart watch on.
Shower pics
Bum in jeans or naked
Jeans undone, no underwear, open shirt
Topless, trousers on, undone or not, bottle of wine in one hand, two wine glasses in the other.
Topless and undoing belt on trousers/jeans
Sat on chair pose, legs shoulder width apart, elbows on knees hands out in front, looking to the side.
Lips and jawline pics.
Google nude mean sculptures and art and copy the poses keeping your tackle hidden.
Any of the above but include.... Paddle, flogger whip, handcuffs, blindfold handful of condoms, feather, massage oil, rope, the list is endless.
Use gold paper to make a 'dinner for two?' Ticket. Get inventive.
Bonus points for leather bracelets (I have a real thing for them and men don't wear them Grrr!) "
I wear a leather bracelet. |
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