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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This film is a few years old so I'm not too worried about spoilers, and the bit imma mention is in the first 5 minutes anyway so never fret. I watched it at the weekend and highly recommend it, it's very funny 
The opening dialogue kinda has a Fab feel to it:
GORDON:
Girls, your mother and I are getting divorced. Don’t cry. I know you’re upset. I know you're confused. I don't know what you're mother told you, but let me explain it from my side in terms you can understand. You got your doll, right? You got your doll there.
KIM:
Yeah.
GORDON:
You like your doll, right? You love your doll.
KIM:
Yeah.
GORDON:
You love the doll. But what if I told you that was the only doll you were allowed to play with the rest of your life? How would you feel?
KIM:
Sad.
GORDON:
You’d feel sad of course because there are a lot of other dolls on your shelf. And if you play with the other dolls you can't have that doll anymore. Even though that doll doesn't really want to play with you at this point. You're both living a lie. There's other dolls you like and they're making new dolls every year. You want a Stewardess doll?
AMY & KIM
Yeah.
GORDON:
What about a slightly overweight cocktail waitress doll?
AMY & KIM
Yeah.
GORDON:
What about a doll who happens to be best friends with your main doll?
AMY & KIM
Yeah.
GORDON:
It could happen, right?
AMY & KIM
Yeah.
GORDON:
What about a doll you only play with one day and never see again?
AMY & KIM
Yeah.
GORDON:
What about if your friend’s playing with a doll and needs you to kind of man up with the other doll? You don’t even want to play with that doll, but you do it because your friend’s playing with that doll and you don’t want to sit there and leave the other doll unattended.
AMY & KIM
Yeah.
GORDON:
So that’s why me and Mom are getting divorced. Monogamy isn’t realistic.
AMY AND KIM:
(chanting)
Monogamy isn’t realistic.
GORDON:
Again.
AMY & KIM
Monogamy isn't realistic.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I watched that for the first time last week.
I did love that bit. It actually ended up being the best bit of the film though."
Awk really? I'm sorry you thought that, I found it really funny. |
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