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M&S ‘Love Sausages’
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Just to clarify M&S may love sausages however they are actually selling ‘love sausages’. They’ve introduced them in the food hall for Valentine’s Day. This isn’t the first food item that wouldn’t be out of place in the Fab supermarket that’s appeared in the food hall. I’m convinced the person that comes up with these things is on Fab.
So will you be expecting a love sausage on Valentine’s Day or will you be sticking with the real thing? |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I hear something like "love sausage" and think of some really prudish old fashioned kids. "She showed him her ankle and I do believe his love sausage became engorged!""
I love it when you talk dirty  |
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"I hear something like "love sausage" and think of some really prudish old fashioned kids. "She showed him her ankle and I do believe his love sausage became engorged!"
I love it when you talk dirty "
I read too much Enid Blyton as a child and am doomed to hell  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Apparently they are doing a love cucumber too !
I’ll bagsie trying that one 
It's for your G and T....... not your foof
After she’s had a few G&Ts she wouldn’t be able to find her foof  "
As long as someone can find it I’m all good  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Nothing says ‘Happy Valentines Day’ like a meaty sausage 
Apparently a cucumber does
I suppose it depends on whether you’re a vaggie or not
FTFY "
Swingaling! Are you getting a love sausage to share with Pink |
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"I hear something like "love sausage" and think of some really prudish old fashioned kids. "She showed him her ankle and I do believe his love sausage became engorged!""
From the Victorian era presumably?
At least these prudish kids are articulate - more that I can say for mine! |
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"Nothing says ‘Happy Valentines Day’ like a meaty sausage
Apparently a cucumber does
I suppose it depends on whether you’re a vaggie or not
FTFY
Swingaling! Are you getting a love sausage to share with Pink "
As long as it isn't being grilled  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit
Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it "
Put gravy on it firs tho please |
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"I hear something like "love sausage" and think of some really prudish old fashioned kids. "She showed him her ankle and I do believe his love sausage became engorged!"
From the Victorian era presumably?
At least these prudish kids are articulate - more that I can say for mine!"
Indeed |
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"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit
Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it
Put gravy on it firs tho please "
Baby gravy? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Aww I think they look adorable! I was planning on getting one for the OH.
The big one or the pack with two?"
The Give A Little Love one - I don't like pork generally so I'll spread the love for him over two days. |
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"Aww I think they look adorable! I was planning on getting one for the OH.
The big one or the pack with two?
The Give A Little Love one - I don't like pork generally so I'll spread the love for him over two days. "
Awwwww that’s cute xxx |
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By *abs..Woman
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"Aww I think they look adorable! I was planning on getting one for the OH.
The big one or the pack with two?
The Give A Little Love one - I don't like pork generally so I'll spread the love for him over two days. "
You romantic you  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit
Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it
Put gravy on it firs tho please
Baby gravy? "
Pink! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit
Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it
Put gravy on it firs tho please
Baby gravy? "
And you’re telling me to behave |
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"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit
Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it
Put gravy on it firs tho please
Baby gravy?
And you’re telling me to behave "
I just needed to clarify  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit
Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it
Put gravy on it firs tho please
Baby gravy?
And you’re telling me to behave
I just needed to clarify "
Uh huh 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit
Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it
Put gravy on it firs tho please
Baby gravy? "
Prefer lady gravy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A love sausage sounds adorable
I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage "
You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"A love sausage sounds adorable
I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage
You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out "
I’ve heard that dirty laugh |
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"A love sausage sounds adorable
I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage
You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A love sausage sounds adorable
I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage
You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out
I’ve heard that dirty laugh "
One of my favourite sounds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A love sausage sounds adorable
I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage
You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out
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that laugh babycakes |
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"A love sausage sounds adorable
I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage
You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out
I’ve heard that dirty laugh
One of my favourite sounds "
Biased |
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