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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am sat in a restaurant. There is a guy at the next table slurping and smacking his lips. It is so loud.
Shall I stick a knife in his eye? Is there another more appropriate reaction?
I have tried calling the police but apparently they are too busy arresting burglars and stuff. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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Being annoyed and irritated by noisy eaters is an understandable thing.
However some people can not help being a noisy eater. Their mouth shape and size, tongue size, saliva, and actual medical conditions can cause them to be so without intentionally doing so or even unable to not be even when trying.
As for those that can help it but do it anyway, fuck them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Being annoyed and irritated by noisy eaters is an understandable thing.
However some people can not help being a noisy eater. Their mouth shape and size, tongue size, saliva, and actual medical conditions can cause them to be so without intentionally doing so or even unable to not be even when trying.
As for those that can help it but do it anyway, fuck them. "
If you could see the way hes eating I think you might be with me on this one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am sat in a restaurant. There is a guy at the next table slurping and smacking his lips. It is so loud.
Shall I stick a knife in his eye? Is there another more appropriate reaction?
I have tried calling the police but apparently they are too busy arresting burglars and stuff."
is he also bashing the plate with his knife and fork? slap him from me   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being annoyed and irritated by noisy eaters is an understandable thing.
However some people can not help being a noisy eater. Their mouth shape and size, tongue size, saliva, and actual medical conditions can cause them to be so without intentionally doing so or even unable to not be even when trying.
As for those that can help it but do it anyway, fuck them. "
My daughter has an overbite and it hinders how she eats her food. She is having surgery when she’s 16 to correct it , quite a major operation I believe. |
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By *rjimMan
over a year ago
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Ask him for the time...
when he lifts his wrist...give him a chinese burn..then a swift paper cut with the menu.
Whilst he is reeling from that, put on set of brass knuckledusters and...
Sorry got carried away with that one.
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My thing is bloody sniffing. Hate it.
On a coach once, the was one bloke who sniffed every 20 seconds for about 45 minutes until I walked over to him and offered him some tissues as he 'must be very uncomfortable' and 'forgotten your hankies'. The desperate thanks radiating from the eyes of the other passengers had me smiling.
I dislike how this sort of thing has become acceptable. Waiting at the dentist today, the receptionist kept hawking back and she had a box of tissues in front of her! |
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