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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"You’re better than my girlfriend, she’s like dogshit.
But this is a cut/paste compliment that every female on here gets at some point. And doesn’t work ever.  "
Aaaaah sorry, you said on a “meet”. I’ll have a think.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’re better than my girlfriend, she’s like dogshit.
But this is a cut/paste compliment that every female on here gets at some point. And doesn’t work ever.
Aaaaah sorry, you said on a “meet”. I’ll have a think...."
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"'Your speech impediment is really cute'
Yes, I did lose power of speech as well as libido.
That's just downright rude! "
Haha. To be fair he had pushed a few buttons beforehand to make this a definite thing that pissed me off.
And sorry Chunky. I couldn't resist a lisp joke. |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
Redhill |
"You’re better than my girlfriend, she’s like dogshit.
But this is a cut/paste compliment that every female on here gets at some point. And doesn’t work ever. "
Hahahaha I got that a couple of weeks ago!! |
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"You're better at giving blow jobs than my wife...while his wife was in the room 
Did you say - your wife said I'm better at licking pussy than you. "
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Nope I just looked at him like  .
I really dislike people who a)disrespect their partner like that b) think I'll go along with it and c) think I'm stupid enough to believe their bs.
If I was to sink to his level I could have pointed out a few failures on his part including the fact that of the four of us I was the only one who left not having had an orgasm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone told me that my nose is so sexy and she gets wet when she’s starring at it.
Ps: I hate my nose, it is HUuuge"
She was having ideas/fantasies about it...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do remember one not off a meet on here but someone I’d met but it doesn’t sound real even though I can remember it word for word!
Plus it hurts "
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"I do remember one not off a meet on here but someone I’d met but it doesn’t sound real even though I can remember it word for word!
Plus it hurts
Tell us "
She said you know your nice, like really nice, you are so nice that you’ll either be walked all over or die alone  |
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"You have a pretty face, I can tell by your jawline  "
I can kinda see where they were going with this to be fair.
I've been told I was handsome and like Ewan McGregor. Which would have been amazing if we looked anything alike |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I do remember one not off a meet on here but someone I’d met but it doesn’t sound real even though I can remember it word for word!
Plus it hurts
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She said you know your nice, like really nice, you are so nice that you’ll either be walked all over or die alone "
Ouch. That's not very nice |
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"I do remember one not off a meet on here but someone I’d met but it doesn’t sound real even though I can remember it word for word!
Plus it hurts
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She said you know your nice, like really nice, you are so nice that you’ll either be walked all over or die alone
Ouch. That's not very nice "
I think there’s a compliment somewhere in there
Well I’m still nice but a little tougher lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I told a girl last week her eyes were like marbles!!... marbles like WTF lol. Luckily she laughed it off and we still got nawty lol. .. I must be losing my fecking marbles lol |
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