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over a year ago
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"I need a real man. I joke but the wand is no substitute.
You’ve not left the house since you got yours "
Haha. Can we just be clear here that I have a wand and not a blow up man!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a real man. I joke but the wand is no substitute.
You’ve not left the house since you got yours
Haha. Can we just be clear here that I have a wand and not a blow up man!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a real man. I joke but the wand is no substitute.
You’ve not left the house since you got yours
Haha. Can we just be clear here that I have a wand and not a blow up man!!"
You sent me a photo of the blow up man just this morning , he looks lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a real man. I joke but the wand is no substitute.
You’ve not left the house since you got yours
Haha. Can we just be clear here that I have a wand and not a blow up man!!
You sent me a photo of the blow up man just this morning , he looks lovely "
That wasn’t a blow up man it was mr mystique!
He just needed blowing up a bit more |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a real man. I joke but the wand is no substitute.
You’ve not left the house since you got yours
Haha. Can we just be clear here that I have a wand and not a blow up man!!
You sent me a photo of the blow up man just this morning , he looks lovely "
He’s just someone I talk to when I’m lonely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a real man. I joke but the wand is no substitute.
You’ve not left the house since you got yours
Haha. Can we just be clear here that I have a wand and not a blow up man!!
You sent me a photo of the blow up man just this morning , he looks lovely
That wasn’t a blow up man it was mr mystique!
He just needed blowing up a bit more "
He’s now changed his name to “ Mr Inflatable “  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a real man. I joke but the wand is no substitute.
You’ve not left the house since you got yours
Haha. Can we just be clear here that I have a wand and not a blow up man!!
You sent me a photo of the blow up man just this morning , he looks lovely
He’s just someone I talk to when I’m lonely "
No, that’s you  |
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over a year ago
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"Can he get spiders out of the bath or change the lightbulb?
He’s a doll, he can do anything
Brilliant. Where do I get one?"
GMF is selling them at the Car Booty In Slough every Sunday morning  |
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"There are ‘female’ sex robots that thrust and move their heads. I don’t know if there’s a male version. "
Fucking ell, it moves more than her indoors  |
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over a year ago
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"Can he get spiders out of the bath or change the lightbulb?
He’s a doll, he can do anything
Brilliant. Where do I get one?
GMF is selling them at the Car Booty In Slough every Sunday morning "
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