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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy  I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
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Run her over. It worked    |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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You are a badass Mac.
I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked.
I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus. |
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"You are a badass Mac.
I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked.
I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus."
You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku. |
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over a year ago
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I fancied a girl that worked with my friend in Dunns Stores when I was about 17 or 18. I once spent an entire day on her store because I got my friend to ask her out that morning and she told him to tell me to come over and ask her myself. I called over later that morning and my friend told me she would come out shortly to meet me and that was my time to ask her out. Turns out she had no interest in me and my dixk of a friend wanted to see how long he could keep me there for...all fucking day as it happens lol what a mug   |
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
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I once learnt how to lie. |
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
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I know all the words too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bought a Backstreet boys album to impress a lass when I was young and she went away with my mate  That was a real sacrifice "
The sacrifice was parting with you’re money to buy it lol |
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"I bought a Backstreet boys album to impress a lass when I was young and she went away with my mate That was a real sacrifice
The sacrifice was parting with you’re money to buy it lol"
Exactly correct considering the rest of my collection was grunge and metal |
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"I bought a Backstreet boys album to impress a lass when I was young and she went away with my mate That was a real sacrifice
The sacrifice was parting with you’re money to buy it lol
Exactly correct considering the rest of my collection was grunge and metal "
Women are so fickle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I agreed to go along to Cairo Jax nightclub in Sheffield with a girl i liked in my teens. I really hated that kind of music but the sacrifice was worth it. |
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I pretended not to be morto when he read out his (appaling) poetry in front of the entire sixth form and loudly announced that each (terrible) poem was dedicated to me.
I never heard the end of it and even now, over 27 years after leaving school, I occasionally get facebook posts reminding me of it and I still smile and say it was very sweet.
It was not very sweet. He rhymed sweetly sings with butterfly wings. I'm still morto about the whole thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I agreed to go along to Cairo Jax nightclub in Sheffield with a girl i liked in my teens. I really hated that kind of music but the sacrifice was worth it.
Dancefloor debauchery Doc?
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Put it this way, The Arctic Monkey's song definitely didn't apply to me but god loves a trier and so did she.  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I once made a soppy “play me” cassette with a love song on and i wrote on the insert “this is how i feel about you” for a then FWB. I left it on his pillow the morning i went home.
I still cringe deep, deep, deep, deep inside when i think back to that epic moment of cheesiness.
And it didn’t even have a happy ending.
Although to be fair he lived in Retford so it would never have worked.  |
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"I once made a soppy “play me” cassette with a love song on and i wrote on the insert “this is how i feel about you” for a then FWB. I left it on his pillow the morning i went home.
I still cringe deep, deep, deep, deep inside when i think back to that epic moment of cheesiness.
And it didn’t even have a happy ending.
Although to be fair he lived in Retford so it would never have worked. "
Can you allow the song title? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This girl said she liked red hot chilli peppers, so I wrote her a message including the names of their songs and albums from them. She didn’t reply and I was gutted. |
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"You are a badass Mac.
I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked.
I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus.
You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku."
Off to google Haikus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was so direct when I was younger I would just waltz over and chat up whoever I liked rather than try get their attention. It used to freak a lot of guys out! I half cringe/half pat myself on the back over it now. I wouldn't do it these days though. |
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"I once made a soppy “play me” cassette with a love song on and i wrote on the insert “this is how i feel about you” for a then FWB. I left it on his pillow the morning i went home.
I still cringe deep, deep, deep, deep inside when i think back to that epic moment of cheesiness.
And it didn’t even have a happy ending.
Although to be fair he lived in Retford so it would never have worked. "
Aww..mixed tapes were really popular. I think that's kinda cute. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once joined the school production of Oh What A Lovely War, too busy getting flustered at the boy I liked as he was smiling at me, so tried to play it cool as I sat down- went flying on my ass as my new shoes had slippy soles. Was mortified as he was my crush and him and his mates laughed at me xx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You are a badass Mac.
I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked.
I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus.
You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku.
Off to google Haikus "
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You're on the haiku list as well now.  |
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"You are a badass Mac.
I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked.
I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus.
You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku.
Off to google Haikus and
You're on the haiku list as well now. "
Cool....I want to be a badass bitch. Love it |
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"You are a badass Mac.
I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked.
I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus.
You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku.
Off to google Haikus and
You're on the haiku list as well now.
Cool....I want to be a badass bitch. Love it "
The badass haiku loving bitches club! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"I once made a soppy “play me” cassette with a love song on and i wrote on the insert “this is how i feel about you” for a then FWB. I left it on his pillow the morning i went home.
I still cringe deep, deep, deep, deep inside when i think back to that epic moment of cheesiness.
And it didn’t even have a happy ending.
Although to be fair he lived in Retford so it would never have worked.
Can you allow the song title? "
Stevie Nicks - I miss you
*cringe* |
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"I once made a soppy “play me” cassette with a love song on and i wrote on the insert “this is how i feel about you” for a then FWB. I left it on his pillow the morning i went home.
I still cringe deep, deep, deep, deep inside when i think back to that epic moment of cheesiness.
And it didn’t even have a happy ending.
Although to be fair he lived in Retford so it would never have worked.
Can you allow the song title?
Stevie Nicks - I miss you
*cringe* "
Oh it's a wonderful song! |
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"You are a badass Mac.
I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked.
I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus.
You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku.
Off to google Haikus and
You're on the haiku list as well now.
Cool....I want to be a badass bitch. Love it
The badass haiku loving bitches club! "
Yeah...you bet ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vomit inducing poems, cheesy songs, sticking a rose up my arse and pretending to be a Rose Varse. Lots of cringy stuff really.
Your varse is the stuff of Fab legend."
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I pretended not to be morto when he read out his (appaling) poetry in front of the entire sixth form and loudly announced that each (terrible) poem was dedicated to me.
I never heard the end of it and even now, over 27 years after leaving school, I occasionally get facebook posts reminding me of it and I still smile and say it was very sweet.
It was not very sweet. He rhymed sweetly sings with butterfly wings. I'm still morto about the whole thing."
I guy a went on a total of three dates with before striking an end to it (who I admittedly fucked on the first date so we had had intimate knowledge of each other) wrote me a poem about our “fling” once ended which had the most appalling rhymes. It included reference to Ghostbusters and Joe Mangle from Neighbours (!) and worse still a reference to my having “splashed all over the fresh sheets” when I came hard! It was so bad (and he had so over-earnestly written about our time together and he had been rather problematic over the course of it all and rather an arse) that I couldn’t help collapsing with laughter on reading it as it was so bad and he framed it that he felt bad and he was a wrong ‘un as he knew we weren’t destined to be together (we were highly incompatible it’s true but he completely misinterpreted my interest level and the but where I had been the one to end it!) that I felt no remorse in having my male housemate of the time perform it as a rap at our house BBQ to an audience (none of whom knew or ever would know the man in question, and no names were used). It went down a storm. I still have it. It still makes me weak at the knees with laughter. |
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"I pretended not to be morto when he read out his (appaling) poetry in front of the entire sixth form and loudly announced that each (terrible) poem was dedicated to me.
I never heard the end of it and even now, over 27 years after leaving school, I occasionally get facebook posts reminding me of it and I still smile and say it was very sweet.
It was not very sweet. He rhymed sweetly sings with butterfly wings. I'm still morto about the whole thing.
I guy a went on a total of three dates with before striking an end to it (who I admittedly fucked on the first date so we had had intimate knowledge of each other) wrote me a poem about our “fling” once ended which had the most appalling rhymes. It included reference to Ghostbusters and Joe Mangle from Neighbours (!) and worse still a reference to my having “splashed all over the fresh sheets” when I came hard! It was so bad (and he had so over-earnestly written about our time together and he had been rather problematic over the course of it all and rather an arse) that I couldn’t help collapsing with laughter on reading it as it was so bad and he framed it that he felt bad and he was a wrong ‘un as he knew we weren’t destined to be together (we were highly incompatible it’s true but he completely misinterpreted my interest level and the but where I had been the one to end it!) that I felt no remorse in having my male housemate of the time perform it as a rap at our house BBQ to an audience (none of whom knew or ever would know the man in question, and no names were used). It went down a storm. I still have it. It still makes me weak at the knees with laughter. "
Estella, you're bad..I love it |
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"I pretended not to be morto when he read out his (appaling) poetry in front of the entire sixth form and loudly announced that each (terrible) poem was dedicated to me.
I never heard the end of it and even now, over 27 years after leaving school, I occasionally get facebook posts reminding me of it and I still smile and say it was very sweet.
It was not very sweet. He rhymed sweetly sings with butterfly wings. I'm still morto about the whole thing.
I guy a went on a total of three dates with before striking an end to it (who I admittedly fucked on the first date so we had had intimate knowledge of each other) wrote me a poem about our “fling” once ended which had the most appalling rhymes. It included reference to Ghostbusters and Joe Mangle from Neighbours (!) and worse still a reference to my having “splashed all over the fresh sheets” when I came hard! It was so bad (and he had so over-earnestly written about our time together and he had been rather problematic over the course of it all and rather an arse) that I couldn’t help collapsing with laughter on reading it as it was so bad and he framed it that he felt bad and he was a wrong ‘un as he knew we weren’t destined to be together (we were highly incompatible it’s true but he completely misinterpreted my interest level and the but where I had been the one to end it!) that I felt no remorse in having my male housemate of the time perform it as a rap at our house BBQ to an audience (none of whom knew or ever would know the man in question, and no names were used). It went down a storm. I still have it. It still makes me weak at the knees with laughter. "
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"I pretended not to be morto when he read out his (appaling) poetry in front of the entire sixth form and loudly announced that each (terrible) poem was dedicated to me.
I never heard the end of it and even now, over 27 years after leaving school, I occasionally get facebook posts reminding me of it and I still smile and say it was very sweet.
It was not very sweet. He rhymed sweetly sings with butterfly wings. I'm still morto about the whole thing.
I guy a went on a total of three dates with before striking an end to it (who I admittedly fucked on the first date so we had had intimate knowledge of each other) wrote me a poem about our “fling” once ended which had the most appalling rhymes. It included reference to Ghostbusters and Joe Mangle from Neighbours (!) and worse still a reference to my having “splashed all over the fresh sheets” when I came hard! It was so bad (and he had so over-earnestly written about our time together and he had been rather problematic over the course of it all and rather an arse) that I couldn’t help collapsing with laughter on reading it as it was so bad and he framed it that he felt bad and he was a wrong ‘un as he knew we weren’t destined to be together (we were highly incompatible it’s true but he completely misinterpreted my interest level and the but where I had been the one to end it!) that I felt no remorse in having my male housemate of the time perform it as a rap at our house BBQ to an audience (none of whom knew or ever would know the man in question, and no names were used). It went down a storm. I still have it. It still makes me weak at the knees with laughter. "
Honestly my favourite bit of that story is that he managed to get Joe Mangle in there.
Bloody brilliant. |
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"I pretended not to be morto when he read out his (appaling) poetry in front of the entire sixth form and loudly announced that each (terrible) poem was dedicated to me.
I never heard the end of it and even now, over 27 years after leaving school, I occasionally get facebook posts reminding me of it and I still smile and say it was very sweet.
It was not very sweet. He rhymed sweetly sings with butterfly wings. I'm still morto about the whole thing.
I guy a went on a total of three dates with before striking an end to it (who I admittedly fucked on the first date so we had had intimate knowledge of each other) wrote me a poem about our “fling” once ended which had the most appalling rhymes. It included reference to Ghostbusters and Joe Mangle from Neighbours (!) and worse still a reference to my having “splashed all over the fresh sheets” when I came hard! It was so bad (and he had so over-earnestly written about our time together and he had been rather problematic over the course of it all and rather an arse) that I couldn’t help collapsing with laughter on reading it as it was so bad and he framed it that he felt bad and he was a wrong ‘un as he knew we weren’t destined to be together (we were highly incompatible it’s true but he completely misinterpreted my interest level and the but where I had been the one to end it!) that I felt no remorse in having my male housemate of the time perform it as a rap at our house BBQ to an audience (none of whom knew or ever would know the man in question, and no names were used). It went down a storm. I still have it. It still makes me weak at the knees with laughter. "
Oh that sounds so much better than mine!
Joe Mangle, rhymes with... angle? Wangle? Bangle?
I really REALLY want to read it now |
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I learned how to tell her my felling for her in Greek (her native tongue) by the time I had it down she confided in me that she was a lesbian
The lesson boys is don't try and be a cunning linguist when up against a native speaker |
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
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I played her my songs on guitar, then a couple of her favourite. Melted her heart she told me |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
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Maltesers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All right stop
Collaborate and listen"
As a kid of the 80's/90's when I hear someone shout Stop! I don't know whether to collaborate and listen or if its hammer time!  |
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"All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Sexy right? I honestly don't understand why this didn't work. Men! "
Did you go the whole hog, massively baggy pants, gold chains and badly choreographed dance routine? |
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"All right stop
Collaborate and listen
As a kid of the 80's/90's when I hear someone shout Stop! I don't know whether to collaborate and listen or if its hammer time! "
The wrong response could end friendships in all fairness |
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"All right stop
Collaborate and listen
As a kid of the 80's/90's when I hear someone shout Stop! I don't know whether to collaborate and listen or if its hammer time!
The wrong response could end friendships in all fairness"
It has  |
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"All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Sexy right? I honestly don't understand why this didn't work. Men!
Did you go the whole hog, massively baggy pants, gold chains and badly choreographed dance routine? "
Ah no. Bizarrely I was wearing a glittery long cocktail dress. I recall dancing though, if it can be called that. |
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"All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Sexy right? I honestly don't understand why this didn't work. Men!
Did you go the whole hog, massively baggy pants, gold chains and badly choreographed dance routine?
Ah no. Bizarrely I was wearing a glittery long cocktail dress. I recall dancing though, if it can be called that. "
The boy must of been a fool.
I'd of serenaded you with Crazy for you by let loose in return |
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"All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Sexy right? I honestly don't understand why this didn't work. Men! "
My mate knows all the words and the dance and when it comes on anywhere he really goes for it...
Hysterical... but does it get him laid.... no |
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
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You absolute legend
I need to see this |
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