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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Yes I can hear the cheers already.
Well just to confirm it, I've rang work to ask why I'm not in until Wednesday, only to be reminded I'd booked 2 days off. 
Clearly distracted  "
Clearly  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I don't need to go to work. I got fired.  
Sorry to hear that x
Meh, pushed just before I jumped. The job vacancy I'd been waiting for elsewhere came up the week after, find out by the end off the week.
Meanwhile I'm having 4 weeks off. Paid.  "
Fingers crossed x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mate I can beat that. I’ve turned up to work only to be I told I’ve booked the day off.
It’s like the feeling of finding in a fiver in an old coat pocket. It’s your money but it still fees like a win. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I can hear the cheers already.
Well just to confirm it, I've rang work to ask why I'm not in until Wednesday, only to be reminded I'd booked 2 days off. "
You have put a smile on my face today!  x |
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"Yes I can hear the cheers already.
Well just to confirm it, I've rang work to ask why I'm not in until Wednesday, only to be reminded I'd booked 2 days off. "
 aww PP i forget stuff all the time xx |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Yes I can hear the cheers already.
Well just to confirm it, I've rang work to ask why I'm not in until Wednesday, only to be reminded I'd booked 2 days off.
You have put a smile on my face today! x"
Glad to be of service x |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Yes I can hear the cheers already.
Well just to confirm it, I've rang work to ask why I'm not in until Wednesday, only to be reminded I'd booked 2 days off.
aww PP i forget stuff all the time xx"
I can forget what I went into the bedroom for |
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"Yes I can hear the cheers already.
Well just to confirm it, I've rang work to ask why I'm not in until Wednesday, only to be reminded I'd booked 2 days off.
aww PP i forget stuff all the time xx
I can forget what I went into the bedroom for "
You're not alone, if my head wasn't fixed to my neck I'd probably lose it xx |
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"Yes I can hear the cheers already.
Well just to confirm it, I've rang work to ask why I'm not in until Wednesday, only to be reminded I'd booked 2 days off. "
It's an age thing... or so I get told when I do things like this  |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde. "
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets. |
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over a year ago
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets. "
Baby oil you say mmmmmmm |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets. "
On request - can we use lightsabers instead?? |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets. "
Pp's been trying for that for years the answers still a load NO !!!!
Just out of interest how much would said tickets sell for : |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets.
Pp's been trying for that for years the answers still a load NO !!!!
Just out of interest how much would said tickets sell for : "
I don't know but if you do decided to let me know, I can't miss that opportunity |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets.
Pp's been trying for that for years the answers still a load NO !!!!
Just out of interest how much would said tickets sell for :
I don't know but if you do decided to let me know, I can't miss that opportunity "
Business head starts turning. |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets.
Pp's been trying for that for years the answers still a load NO !!!!
Just out of interest how much would said tickets sell for :
I don't know but if you do decided to let me know, I can't miss that opportunity
Business head starts turning. "
I'm so pleased you're on board with this Bladey. |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets.
Pp's been trying for that for years the answers still a load NO !!!!
Just out of interest how much would said tickets sell for :
I don't know but if you do decided to let me know, I can't miss that opportunity
Business head starts turning.
I'm so pleased you're on board with this Bladey. "
I've always seen pp as a bit of a bitch so hey may as well make a few quid out of the moaning fucker |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets.
Pp's been trying for that for years the answers still a load NO !!!!
Just out of interest how much would said tickets sell for :
I don't know but if you do decided to let me know, I can't miss that opportunity
Business head starts turning.
I'm so pleased you're on board with this Bladey.
I've always seen pp as a bit of a bitch so hey may as well make a few quid out of the moaning fucker "
Haha! So the profits from ticket sales aren't being split between you?? |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets.
Pp's been trying for that for years the answers still a load NO !!!!
Just out of interest how much would said tickets sell for :
I don't know but if you do decided to let me know, I can't miss that opportunity
Business head starts turning.
I'm so pleased you're on board with this Bladey.
I've always seen pp as a bit of a bitch so hey may as well make a few quid out of the moaning fucker
Haha! So the profits from ticket sales aren't being split between you?? "
I'll cut him in for 10%. Maybe |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets.
Pp's been trying for that for years the answers still a load NO !!!!
Just out of interest how much would said tickets sell for :
I don't know but if you do decided to let me know, I can't miss that opportunity
Business head starts turning.
I'm so pleased you're on board with this Bladey.
I've always seen pp as a bit of a bitch so hey may as well make a few quid out of the moaning fucker
Haha! So the profits from ticket sales aren't being split between you?? "
I know your game your thinking club night aren't ya |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman! "
I'd stick with him then us Salford lads never quit |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets.
Pp's been trying for that for years the answers still a load NO !!!!
Just out of interest how much would said tickets sell for :
I don't know but if you do decided to let me know, I can't miss that opportunity
Business head starts turning.
I'm so pleased you're on board with this Bladey.
I've always seen pp as a bit of a bitch so hey may as well make a few quid out of the moaning fucker
Haha! So the profits from ticket sales aren't being split between you??
I know your game your thinking club night aren't ya "
Get out of my head Mr mind reader throw in a pool of jelly & you could be onto something quite profitable |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets.
Pp's been trying for that for years the answers still a load NO !!!!
Just out of interest how much would said tickets sell for :
I don't know but if you do decided to let me know, I can't miss that opportunity
Business head starts turning.
I'm so pleased you're on board with this Bladey.
I've always seen pp as a bit of a bitch so hey may as well make a few quid out of the moaning fucker
Haha! So the profits from ticket sales aren't being split between you??
I know your game your thinking club night aren't ya
Get out of my head Mr mind reader throw in a pool of jelly & you could be onto something quite profitable "
I shall definitely be there! |
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"What a cock but in honesty I've done the same but I had 2 weeks booked so yes ok my cocks bigger than yours
Hang on.
Is this how swordfights happen?
En garde.
I still have baby oil left chaps. I'm sure someone would sell tickets.
Pp's been trying for that for years the answers still a load NO !!!!
Just out of interest how much would said tickets sell for :
I don't know but if you do decided to let me know, I can't miss that opportunity
Business head starts turning.
I'm so pleased you're on board with this Bladey.
I've always seen pp as a bit of a bitch so hey may as well make a few quid out of the moaning fucker
Haha! So the profits from ticket sales aren't being split between you??
I know your game your thinking club night aren't ya
Get out of my head Mr mind reader throw in a pool of jelly & you could be onto something quite profitable "
Sadly I FUCKING KNOW |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand "
Ah we got this! Tag team |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team "
Fuck I've 1 big mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Booked a day off just before christmas, turned up to work and then to top it off, I got a text off stena line saying that my ferry was on schedule to depart on time. Completely forgotten I'd booked a day trip to Dublin |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth "
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Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth "
Don't worry. A very dear friend informed me that Salford lads don't quit. |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth "
I'll secure the venue, pool & jelly you just let us know when those tickets are printed!! |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
Don't worry. A very dear friend informed me that Salford lads don't quit."
She told no lies |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol"
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back "
We'll rename you JCB. |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
We'll rename you JCB. "
Lmao |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back "
Wtf have you gone and done now  |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now "
What could possibly go wrong? |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong? "
Think of the entertainment |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
We'll rename you JCB. "
Twat |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now "
I don't know mate I've not been well. Stop fucking laughing and get us the fuck out of this |
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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago
manchester |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now "
Now this I’ve got to see - put me down for a ticket |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong? "
What couldn't go wrong would be a much shorter answer |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
Now this I’ve got to see - put me down for a ticket "
Shut the fuck up your supposed to be on my side. I'm going to feed you to pp then you'll be sorry.   |
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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago
manchester |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
Now this I’ve got to see - put me down for a ticket
Shut the fuck up your supposed to be on my side. I'm going to feed you to pp then you'll be sorry. "
Hey I just saw baby oil and jelly
Can I bagsy hosing you both down afterwards |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong?
What couldn't go wrong would be a much shorter answer"
I retrack my statement of calling you a cock womble and only offering me 10% you fucking tight fisted manc twat |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
Now this I’ve got to see - put me down for a ticket
Shut the fuck up your supposed to be on my side. I'm going to feed you to pp then you'll be sorry.
Hey I just saw baby oil and jelly
Can I bagsy hosing you both down afterwards "
Hi Gerry x |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong?
What couldn't go wrong would be a much shorter answer
I retrack my statement of calling you a cock womble and only offering me 10% you fucking tight fisted manc twat "
Hey money go's to money what can I say |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
Now this I’ve got to see - put me down for a ticket
Shut the fuck up your supposed to be on my side. I'm going to feed you to pp then you'll be sorry.
Hey I just saw baby oil and jelly
Can I bagsy hosing you both down afterwards "
Hush woman you know the rules |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
Now this I’ve got to see - put me down for a ticket
Shut the fuck up your supposed to be on my side. I'm going to feed you to pp then you'll be sorry.
Hey I just saw baby oil and jelly
Can I bagsy hosing you both down afterwards
Hi Gerry x "
Fuck right off cunty bollocks |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong?
What couldn't go wrong would be a much shorter answer
I retrack my statement of calling you a cock womble and only offering me 10% you fucking tight fisted manc twat
Hey money go's to money what can I say "
You better renegotiate pal |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
Now this I’ve got to see - put me down for a ticket
Shut the fuck up your supposed to be on my side. I'm going to feed you to pp then you'll be sorry.
Hey I just saw baby oil and jelly
Can I bagsy hosing you both down afterwards
Hi Gerry x
Fuck right off cunty bollocks "
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong?
What couldn't go wrong would be a much shorter answer
I retrack my statement of calling you a cock womble and only offering me 10% you fucking tight fisted manc twat
Hey money go's to money what can I say
You better renegotiate pal "
I think your missing some point here mate. 1 I said might give you 10% which is way more than your worth. The price of paracetamol is rising you know and I'll guarantee I'll need a truck load from your moaning alone. And 2 they think we'd fill a club result or what  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong?
What couldn't go wrong would be a much shorter answer
I retrack my statement of calling you a cock womble and only offering me 10% you fucking tight fisted manc twat
Hey money go's to money what can I say
You better renegotiate pal
I think your missing some point here mate. 1 I said might give you 10% which is way more than your worth. The price of paracetamol is rising you know and I'll guarantee I'll need a truck load from your moaning alone. And 2 they think we'd fill a club result or what "
You reckon I'm gonna lose, you misguided beanpole |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong?
What couldn't go wrong would be a much shorter answer
I retrack my statement of calling you a cock womble and only offering me 10% you fucking tight fisted manc twat
Hey money go's to money what can I say
You better renegotiate pal
I think your missing some point here mate. 1 I said might give you 10% which is way more than your worth. The price of paracetamol is rising you know and I'll guarantee I'll need a truck load from your moaning alone. And 2 they think we'd fill a club result or what
You reckon I'm gonna lose, you misguided beanpole "
Hush now you no the dr said to much excitement isn't good for you.
Missguided beanpole did make me smile though |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong?
What couldn't go wrong would be a much shorter answer
I retrack my statement of calling you a cock womble and only offering me 10% you fucking tight fisted manc twat
Hey money go's to money what can I say
You better renegotiate pal
I think your missing some point here mate. 1 I said might give you 10% which is way more than your worth. The price of paracetamol is rising you know and I'll guarantee I'll need a truck load from your moaning alone. And 2 they think we'd fill a club result or what
You reckon I'm gonna lose, you misguided beanpole "
Now you know I don't want to get you too excited, but you may leave me no alternative but to use your balls as an punch ball |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong?
What couldn't go wrong would be a much shorter answer
I retrack my statement of calling you a cock womble and only offering me 10% you fucking tight fisted manc twat
Hey money go's to money what can I say
You better renegotiate pal
I think your missing some point here mate. 1 I said might give you 10% which is way more than your worth. The price of paracetamol is rising you know and I'll guarantee I'll need a truck load from your moaning alone. And 2 they think we'd fill a club result or what
You reckon I'm gonna lose, you misguided beanpole
Now you know I don't want to get you too excited, but you may leave me no alternative but to use your balls as an punch ball "
I'll bring a foot stool. Don't want you stretching to far at your time of life |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong?
What couldn't go wrong would be a much shorter answer
I retrack my statement of calling you a cock womble and only offering me 10% you fucking tight fisted manc twat
Hey money go's to money what can I say
You better renegotiate pal
I think your missing some point here mate. 1 I said might give you 10% which is way more than your worth. The price of paracetamol is rising you know and I'll guarantee I'll need a truck load from your moaning alone. And 2 they think we'd fill a club result or what
You reckon I'm gonna lose, you misguided beanpole
Now you know I don't want to get you too excited, but you may leave me no alternative but to use your balls as an punch ball
I'll bring a foot stool. Don't want you stretching to far at your time of life "
Sorry I can't keep a straight face now that was funny |
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"I see a whole other thread here. Quick miss mac get on it you can be our manager
Haha. Christ I could never manage you both
I am but one woman!
Have no fear Mac, I'm on hand
Ah we got this! Tag team
Fuck I've 1 big mouth
.
Oh. So it's a big mouth contest as well. Lol
I try and put the shovel down only for so fucker to throw it straight back
Wtf have you gone and done now
What could possibly go wrong?
What couldn't go wrong would be a much shorter answer
I retrack my statement of calling you a cock womble and only offering me 10% you fucking tight fisted manc twat
Hey money go's to money what can I say
You better renegotiate pal
I think your missing some point here mate. 1 I said might give you 10% which is way more than your worth. The price of paracetamol is rising you know and I'll guarantee I'll need a truck load from your moaning alone. And 2 they think we'd fill a club result or what
You reckon I'm gonna lose, you misguided beanpole
Now you know I don't want to get you too excited, but you may leave me no alternative but to use your balls as an punch ball
I'll bring a foot stool. Don't want you stretching to far at your time of life
Sorry I can't keep a straight face now that was funny "
I've tears running down my face can't type for chuckling |
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"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
What is it we are actually going to be doing?"
Fuck knows. Mac started this shit ask her |
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"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage "
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event |
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"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event "
Excellent so what percentage do I take? |
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"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event
Excellent so what percentage do I take? "
You get to take pp home. Life full of disappointments as you'll see |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event
Excellent so what percentage do I take?
You get to take pp home. Life full of disappointments as you'll see "
You're not fucking selling this well ya toss pot |
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"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event
Excellent so what percentage do I take?
You get to take pp home. Life full of disappointments as you'll see
You're not fucking selling this well ya toss pot "
I know good job I'm not skint isn't it |
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"I pretty much laughed myself sore.
I love you guys!
Oh and it's a good old fashioned swordfight. Covered in baby oil. In a jelly filled paddling pool.
That's not a problem is it? "
Show us the money |
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"I pretty much laughed myself sore.
I love you guys!
Oh and it's a good old fashioned swordfight. Covered in baby oil. In a jelly filled paddling pool.
That's not a problem is it?
Show us the money "
Swordfight and it will rain money. |
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"I pretty much laughed myself sore.
I love you guys!
Oh and it's a good old fashioned swordfight. Covered in baby oil. In a jelly filled paddling pool.
That's not a problem is it?
Show us the money
Swordfight and it will rain money. "
I'm wondering if we have different interpretations of that particular figure of speech |
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"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event
Excellent so what percentage do I take?
You get to take pp home. Life full of disappointments as you'll see "
If PP can bake a decent cake then I sure as hell won't be disappointed |
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"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event
Excellent so what percentage do I take?
You get to take pp home. Life full of disappointments as you'll see
If PP can bake a decent cake then I sure as hell won't be disappointed "
You need to up your game you |
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"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event
Excellent so what percentage do I take?
You get to take pp home. Life full of disappointments as you'll see
If PP can bake a decent cake then I sure as hell won't be disappointed
You need to up your game you "
I know but cake.... |
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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago
manchester |
"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event
Excellent so what percentage do I take?
You get to take pp home. Life full of disappointments as you'll see
If PP can bake a decent cake then I sure as hell won't be disappointed
You need to up your game you
I know but cake.... "
Good to see you’ve all been having fun whilst I’ve been in work...that made me chuckle on the train |
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"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event
Excellent so what percentage do I take?
You get to take pp home. Life full of disappointments as you'll see
If PP can bake a decent cake then I sure as hell won't be disappointed
You need to up your game you
I know but cake....
Good to see you’ve all been having fun whilst I’ve been in work...that made me chuckle on the train "
I hope you chuckled loud enough to get some funny looks x |
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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago
manchester |
"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event
Excellent so what percentage do I take?
You get to take pp home. Life full of disappointments as you'll see
If PP can bake a decent cake then I sure as hell won't be disappointed
You need to up your game you
I know but cake....
Good to see you’ve all been having fun whilst I’ve been in work...that made me chuckle on the train
I hope you chuckled loud enough to get some funny looks x"
I’d have to go a long way to be the weirdest passenger on my train but funnily enough nobody has sat next to me |
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"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event
Excellent so what percentage do I take?
You get to take pp home. Life full of disappointments as you'll see
If PP can bake a decent cake then I sure as hell won't be disappointed
You need to up your game you
I know but cake....
Good to see you’ve all been having fun whilst I’ve been in work...that made me chuckle on the train
I hope you chuckled loud enough to get some funny looks x
I’d have to go a long way to be the weirdest passenger on my train but funnily enough nobody has sat next to me "
I want a divorce |
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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago
manchester |
"Whatever your ticket price it will definitely be worth it for the bants x
Your 1 of the integrators your coming in with us bitch
Fine with me but if I'm in then we are on the stage
I'd expect nothing less. After all this is a pay for view event
Excellent so what percentage do I take?
You get to take pp home. Life full of disappointments as you'll see
If PP can bake a decent cake then I sure as hell won't be disappointed
You need to up your game you
I know but cake....
Good to see you’ve all been having fun whilst I’ve been in work...that made me chuckle on the train
I hope you chuckled loud enough to get some funny looks x
I’d have to go a long way to be the weirdest passenger on my train but funnily enough nobody has sat next to me
I want a divorce "
Haha nope you’re stuck with me now..I told you to be careful what you wish for  |
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"Now this is how you derail a thread
Good work everyone
What a scream this turned into x
I haven't giggled this much in ages. You guys are such brilliant friends."
 I believe it all started with you Mrs |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Now this is how you derail a thread
Good work everyone
What a scream this turned into x
I haven't giggled this much in ages. You guys are such brilliant friends.
I believe it all started with you Mrs "
I think it was my fat bloke post.
But mac made it funnier. |
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"Now this is how you derail a thread
Good work everyone
What a scream this turned into x
I haven't giggled this much in ages. You guys are such brilliant friends.
I believe it all started with you Mrs
I think it was my fat bloke post.
But mac made it funnier. "
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"Now this is how you derail a thread
Good work everyone
What a scream this turned into x
I haven't giggled this much in ages. You guys are such brilliant friends."
As are you. Like the say goes you can't pick your family but you can your friends |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I tried.
To make things worse ya fucker
It was an escape from reality for me until I lost my sense of humour.
Want a flump? They always make me feel better. We love you pp x"
I had a friend used to call me Flump. Not sure I want you sharing me out!? |
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"I tried.
To make things worse ya fucker
It was an escape from reality for me until I lost my sense of humour.
Want a flump? They always make me feel better. We love you pp x
I had a friend used to call me Flump. Not sure I want you sharing me out!? "
This makes me love you even more |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I tried.
To make things worse ya fucker
It was an escape from reality for me until I lost my sense of humour.
Want a flump? They always make me feel better. We love you pp x"
Love you too x |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I tried.
To make things worse ya fucker
It was an escape from reality for me until I lost my sense of humour.
Want a flump? They always make me feel better. We love you pp x
I had a friend used to call me Flump. Not sure I want you sharing me out!? "
Not even if it makes me smile x |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I tried.
To make things worse ya fucker
It was an escape from reality for me until I lost my sense of humour.
Want a flump? They always make me feel better. We love you pp x
I had a friend used to call me Flump. Not sure I want you sharing me out!?
Not even if it makes me smile x"
You wouldn't be able to reach!!! |
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"I tried.
To make things worse ya fucker
It was an escape from reality for me until I lost my sense of humour.
Want a flump? They always make me feel better. We love you pp x
I had a friend used to call me Flump. Not sure I want you sharing me out!?
Not even if it makes me smile x
You wouldn't be able to reach!!! "
Brutal. Funny as fuck but definitely brutal |
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