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"But I can also fit my penis through a pool mint" if ya suck it | |||
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"On long journeys, I like the night train..." .. and I'm quite partial to a bit of pain.. | |||
"On long journeys, I like the night train... .. and I'm quite partial to a bit of pain.." I like mud wrestling in the rain | |||
"On long journeys, I like the night train... .. and I'm quite partial to a bit of pain.." Giving not receiving | |||
"On long journeys, I like the night train... .. and I'm quite partial to a bit of pain.. Giving not receiving " unless you wear a clowns outfit | |||
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"On long journeys, I like the night train... .. and I'm quite partial to a bit of pain.. Giving not receiving " Unless you’ve got big thighs | |||
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"On long journeys, I like the night train... .. and I'm quite partial to a bit of pain.. Giving not receiving unless you wear a clowns outfit " The red nose is a must.. | |||
"On long journeys, I like the night train... .. and I'm quite partial to a bit of pain.. Giving not receiving Unless you’ve got big thighs" Will consider no thighs | |||
"On long journeys, I like the night train... .. and I'm quite partial to a bit of pain.. Giving not receiving Unless you’ve got big thighs Will consider no thighs " Apparently thighs doesn’t matter | |||
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"Will consider anything." From anyone who gives me gin | |||
"Will consider anything. From anyone who gives me gin " And a smile not a grin | |||
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"Will consider anything. From anyone who gives me gin And a smile not a grin " And who will open their legs and let me in | |||
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"A lengthy girth or a girthy length. Whichever tickles your fancy. " And shave, I don’t like bristles, it’s like ramming me cock in a bag of pork scratchings | |||
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"But she sometimes goes out" | |||
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"Or we could lie down in the gap behind the shed. " (For classy totty only) Flats, terraced and semi detached don’t get to go down the garden path. | |||
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"Strictly no locals, must live further than 20 mile radius of me " Am very ecologically sound and re-use condoms several times | |||