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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you have something you would like to confess? It is Sunday after all and who better to tell than an angel.
Spill...and I will use my direct links to the afterlife to relieve you of your sins. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have impure thoughts about a man, well several men, actually!  "
You are only human...and God built these men for you. Enjoy! I will wash you of your sins |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel.. I have been thinking about sleepsacks and forced orgasms "
I have not heard of these sleepsacks.
Maybe go to church next sunday to cleanse yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ate 2 360g bars of dairy milk chocolate for breakfast"
The main problem here is that none were saved for me.
Just hope you arent sick and maybe eat some lettuce later  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've dropped my daughter off at a birthday party and now I've come back to bed instead of doing housework"
Enjoy the peace...but maybe say a couple of prayers just to balance things out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have nothing to confess to.
Well, apart from lying..."
I suggest some holy water splashed around your man parts....if then lies are just small it wont burn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m still in bed eating toast  . Is that a sin, there’s marmite on it too "
When there is a storm the lord would want you to stay in bed all safe and warm. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel. I need to learn how to edge. Please help as I’m not the most patient of women "
Seek and you shall find my dear. I googled it the other day and learnt a lot. Maybe practice on yourself but dont film it...that would be a sin |
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"Do you have something you would like to confess? It is Sunday after all and who better to tell than an angel.
Spill...and I will use my direct links to the afterlife to relieve you of your sins. "
I'd like to confess that i block local profiles whom I know I won't be meeting and thus dont want to see in my local updates however I dont block forumites |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I confess that I would really like to reply to some messages with 'please fuck off' but I just delete instead. "
Would you like me to message you so you can use that exact reply and get it out of your system?
I must confess I keep having inappropriate thoughts about a certain forum user |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I confess that I would really like to reply to some messages with 'please fuck off' but I just delete instead. "
Sometimes, my petite beauty, these devils deserve it! Especially if they persist.
Try to remain calm and breathe through it... if that fails and they message more than once, god will forgive! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel. I keep wanting to upload dick pics, please help 
Now will you be using this penis for good or evil?
For good. I don't have a bad boner in my body  "
If you think it will help your pursuit of happiness then go ahead... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Angel
My mind is full of lustful thoughts and kink filled fantasy about a man who has broken my heart and doesn't deserve them.
Please cleanse me of such impropriety |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think I’m a lesbian , can’t stop worshiping ladies pussies "
Oh Carl, this sounds challenging for your soul. Maybe find a lesbian group to attend and get to know some, they may understand your love for cats. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel
I’m guilty of many impure thoughts and then wanting to get onto my knees, but not to repent  "
Mabel, I know you well and I'm not sure even my purity can help you. My only advice is, while you are down there doing the deed just say a couple of hail Mary's to take the edge off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have something you would like to confess? It is Sunday after all and who better to tell than an angel.
Spill...and I will use my direct links to the afterlife to relieve you of your sins.
I'd like to confess that i block local profiles whom I know I won't be meeting and thus dont want to see in my local updates however I dont block forumites "
That’s strange. Even if the forumite sends you filth? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I confess that I would really like to reply to some messages with 'please fuck off' but I just delete instead.
Would you like me to message you so you can use that exact reply and get it out of your system?
I must confess I keep having inappropriate thoughts about a certain forum user "
Inappropriate in what sense?. If it is to worship his/her body then there is no harm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel. I need to learn how to edge. Please help as I’m not the most patient of women
Seek and you shall find my dear. I googled it the other day and learnt a lot. Maybe practice on yourself but dont film it...that would be a sin "
I meant edging myself... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel, I have sinned. I've enjoyed sex of the most epic proportions with two very different people this week. "
First of all, you are making me sinful in the way of envy! Haha
We all know things are better in two's...look at Noah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I confess that I would really like to reply to some messages with 'please fuck off' but I just delete instead.
Would you like me to message you so you can use that exact reply and get it out of your system?
I must confess I keep having inappropriate thoughts about a certain forum user
Inappropriate in what sense?. If it is to worship his/her body then there is no harm "
Bless you Angel  |
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"Do you have something you would like to confess? It is Sunday after all and who better to tell than an angel.
Spill...and I will use my direct links to the afterlife to relieve you of your sins.
I'd like to confess that i block local profiles whom I know I won't be meeting and thus dont want to see in my local updates however I dont block forumites
That’s strange. Even if the forumite sends you filth?"
That's why I would not block them to give them the opportunity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel
I’m guilty of many impure thoughts and then wanting to get onto my knees, but not to repent
Mabel, I know you well and I'm not sure even my purity can help you. My only advice is, while you are down there doing the deed just say a couple of hail Mary's to take the edge off "
Thank you angel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel
My mind is full of lustful thoughts and kink filled fantasy about a man who has broken my heart and doesn't deserve them.
Please cleanse me of such impropriety "
Oh Sinderella! God hears your woes! Sins of the flesh can be hard and hurt your heart. Dont let these thoughts rule you and if that doesnt work you could try getting under someone else?! I feel you in this pain and wish you well
Ps if you fancy a chat and want to slag off men PM me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Angel, please absolve me of my sins. I've had plenty of sexy time fun the last few days, more than enough for any girl, except me in seems...I just want more and can't stop thinking about it "
I get a positive lovely vibe from you and you too have angelic eyes, you should share this with as many people as possible! If you are craving more then you just havent had enough! Be satisfied my dear and until you are- keep going! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Angel, forgive me for I have sinned.
I have deprived my wife of any sexual contact for 2 weeks. She is so horny that she had to masturbate 6 times yesterday. Today I plan on tying her up, blindfolding her and edging her all afternoon, I may or may not fuck her, it depends on how well behaved she is.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel, I have sinned. I've enjoyed sex of the most epic proportions with two very different people this week.
First of all, you are making me sinful in the way of envy! Haha
We all know things are better in two's...look at Noah! "
Oh thank you Angel. You have cleansed my soul. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel, forgive me for I have sinned.
I have deprived my wife of any sexual contact for 2 weeks. She is so horny that she had to masturbate 6 times yesterday. Today I plan on tying her up, blindfolding her and edging her all afternoon, I may or may not fuck her, it depends on how well behaved she is.
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I dont think you need forgiving at all...you are enjoying it you naughty man....you are the devil indeed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear beautiful Angel
Forgive me please for I have sinned in the Attic last night in a room filled with mirrors x"
Oh my! All of those reflected sins! Were you alone in your sin? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve eaten four slices of jam and toast already and I’m craving a fifth, what should I do?
Also I left the toilet seat up again yesterday, please forgive me? "
No! The lord hath spoken....to hell with you for leaving the toilet seat up |
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"Angel, please absolve me of my sins. I've had plenty of sexy time fun the last few days, more than enough for any girl, except me in seems...I just want more and can't stop thinking about it
I get a positive lovely vibe from you and you too have angelic eyes, you should share this with as many people as possible! If you are craving more then you just havent had enough! Be satisfied my dear and until you are- keep going! "
Why thank you, I feel a lot better about my greediness...what kind of person would I be to ignore the advice of an Angel?
Right then, who's going to step up and help me satisfy my craving?
P.S. OP, can I keep you in my handbag for positive daily affirmations? I can offer wine and cake... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I may have posted a cock pic. It’s not something I normally do.
Do you feel any different?
A little bit exposed! "
The women and seen and ruled...if it makes you feel good then it is allowed. Enjoy the power the penis gives you |
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"Dear beautiful Angel
Forgive me please for I have sinned in the Attic last night in a room filled with mirrors x
Oh my! All of those reflected sins! Were you alone in your sin?"
I was not... those reflections would have almost given a glance of me being a greedy girl, but I abstained from such frolics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Angel, please absolve me of my sins. I've had plenty of sexy time fun the last few days, more than enough for any girl, except me in seems...I just want more and can't stop thinking about it
I get a positive lovely vibe from you and you too have angelic eyes, you should share this with as many people as possible! If you are craving more then you just havent had enough! Be satisfied my dear and until you are- keep going!
Why thank you, I feel a lot better about my greediness...what kind of person would I be to ignore the advice of an Angel?
Right then, who's going to step up and help me satisfy my craving?
P.S. OP, can I keep you in my handbag for positive daily affirmations? I can offer wine and cake... "
Done and done....maybe we can team up and genie/angel one day haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear beautiful Angel
Forgive me please for I have sinned in the Attic last night in a room filled with mirrors x
Oh my! All of those reflected sins! Were you alone in your sin?
I was not... those reflections would have almost given a glance of me being a greedy girl, but I abstained from such frolics "
I know your soul is good...carry on on your weekend of filth |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I may have posted a cock pic. It’s not something I normally do.
You did too!! 
Forgive me. It was a moment of weakness
Bout time too, if you ask me...that deserves to be appreciated  "
Thanks. I appreciate your appreciation! |
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Done and done....maybe we can team up and genie/angel one day haha
Oh hell yes! (I mean...heavens yes...please excuse me )"
Dear Genie/Angel,
I'm opening wine in a few hours. Join me and tell me of your sins.
Yours,
Dusk.
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Done and done....maybe we can team up and genie/angel one day haha
Oh hell yes! (I mean...heavens yes...please excuse me )
Dear Genie/Angel,
I'm opening wine in a few hours. Join me and tell me of your sins.
Yours,
Dusk.
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You owe me a glass already |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Dear Angel
I must confess that for someone as virtuous, polite and as innocent as myself I have been recently doing rather crude things for the pleasure of another. I have also taken to cocklusting during many hours of the day and night and I fear it's causing my voice to betray my perma-semi aroused state constantly.
Help me, oh glorious Angel, to become the good woman I once was and not the harlot I am increasingly resembling (and very much much enjoying). |
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"Dear Angel. I need to learn how to edge. Please help as I’m not the most patient of women
Seek and you shall find my dear. I googled it the other day and learnt a lot. Maybe practice on yourself but dont film it...that would be a sin "
Not a lover of this advice lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel
I must confess that for someone as virtuous, polite and as innocent as myself I have been recently doing rather crude things for the pleasure of another. I have also taken to cocklusting during many hours of the day and night and I fear it's causing my voice to betray my perma-semi aroused state constantly.
Help me, oh glorious Angel, to become the good woman I once was and not the harlot I am increasingly resembling (and very much much enjoying)."
Dear miss _eli
I consulted the arch angel regarding this and we tried to find the good in your situation. We cant! They have saved you a rather special seat in hell...I've been advised it's for the really sinful women.
Enjoy it while it lasts! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel. I need to learn how to edge. Please help as I’m not the most patient of women
Seek and you shall find my dear. I googled it the other day and learnt a lot. Maybe practice on yourself but dont film it...that would be a sin
Not a lover of this advice lol"
And this is why you were not consulted regarding this! |
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"Dear Angel. I need to learn how to edge. Please help as I’m not the most patient of women
Seek and you shall find my dear. I googled it the other day and learnt a lot. Maybe practice on yourself but dont film it...that would be a sin
Not a lover of this advice lol
And this is why you were not consulted regarding this! "
I’m glad the other person is equally as sinful as me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Angel. I need to learn how to edge. Please help as I’m not the most patient of women
Seek and you shall find my dear. I googled it the other day and learnt a lot. Maybe practice on yourself but dont film it...that would be a sin
Not a lover of this advice lol
And this is why you were not consulted regarding this!
I’m glad the other person is equally as sinful as me "
Who said that? No one could compete |
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"Dear Angel. I need to learn how to edge. Please help as I’m not the most patient of women
Seek and you shall find my dear. I googled it the other day and learnt a lot. Maybe practice on yourself but dont film it...that would be a sin
Not a lover of this advice lol
And this is why you were not consulted regarding this!
I’m glad the other person is equally as sinful as me
Who said that? No one could compete "
You do yourself a disservice |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
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"I have nothing to confess to.
Well, apart from lying...
I suggest some holy water splashed around your man parts....if then lies are just small it wont burn "
It stung - when I next do it I will need an angel to kiss it better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have nothing to confess to.
Well, apart from lying...
I suggest some holy water splashed around your man parts....if then lies are just small it wont burn
It stung - when I next do it I will need an angel to kiss it better "
Kiss your stingy parts? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel. A certain someone keeps forgetting my name and calls me all sorts of things. How do I make them remember it? "
Well that depends on what they are calling you. If it is something nice then maybe make sure they are aware of your name but let it be. If they are calling you derogatory, viles names then tell them that if they continue doing it you will block them and make their life a living hell. You could also brand your name into their chest with a branding iron? Have it tattooed on their bellend?
You are a savvy lady, I'm sure you will think of something. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel,
I am purer than the driven snow. Fact.
Sister LisaB "
Now now, lisab. Lying is a sin and I doubt you are pure with your bum and boobs on show |
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"Dear Angel,
I am purer than the driven snow. Fact.
Sister LisaB
Now now, lisab. Lying is a sin and I doubt you are pure with your bum and boobs on show "
In the good Sister's defence, they are divine |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel,
I am purer than the driven snow. Fact.
Sister LisaB
Now now, lisab. Lying is a sin and I doubt you are pure with your bum and boobs on show "
Angel..
My bum and boobs are a gift from God, and nothing to be ashamed of.
You, however, have been perving my profile...
However, since I am the original receiver of Fab Confessions, I will forgive you.
Sister LisaB |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Dear Angel,
I am purer than the driven snow. Fact.
Sister LisaB
Now now, lisab. Lying is a sin and I doubt you are pure with your bum and boobs on show
In the good Sister's defence, they are divine "
Thank you sweetie.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel,
I am purer than the driven snow. Fact.
Sister LisaB
Now now, lisab. Lying is a sin and I doubt you are pure with your bum and boobs on show
Angel..
My bum and boobs are a gift from God, and nothing to be ashamed of.
You, however, have been perving my profile...
However, since I am the original receiver of Fab Confessions, I will forgive you.
Sister LisaB "
Thank you kind lady and I agree, your assets are a gift from god |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Angel. A certain someone keeps forgetting my name and calls me all sorts of things. How do I make them remember it?
Well that depends on what they are calling you. If it is something nice then maybe make sure they are aware of your name but let it be. If they are calling you derogatory, viles names then tell them that if they continue doing it you will block them and make their life a living hell. You could also brand your name into their chest with a branding iron? Have it tattooed on their bellend?
You are a savvy lady, I'm sure you will think of something. "
Tattoo on bellend. There’s a thought |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Angel. A certain someone keeps forgetting my name and calls me all sorts of things. How do I make them remember it?
Well that depends on what they are calling you. If it is something nice then maybe make sure they are aware of your name but let it be. If they are calling you derogatory, viles names then tell them that if they continue doing it you will block them and make their life a living hell. You could also brand your name into their chest with a branding iron? Have it tattooed on their bellend?
You are a savvy lady, I'm sure you will think of something.
Tattoo on bellend. There’s a thought "
I will use my heavenly needle to do it myself if needed |
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"Angel, please absolve me of my sins. I've had plenty of sexy time fun the last few days, more than enough for any girl, except me in seems...I just want more and can't stop thinking about it
I get a positive lovely vibe from you and you too have angelic eyes, you should share this with as many people as possible! If you are craving more then you just havent had enough! Be satisfied my dear and until you are- keep going! "
You'll be glad to hear I took you up on your advice Angel, and am feeling a lot more satisfied this evening |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Angel, please absolve me of my sins. I've had plenty of sexy time fun the last few days, more than enough for any girl, except me in seems...I just want more and can't stop thinking about it
I get a positive lovely vibe from you and you too have angelic eyes, you should share this with as many people as possible! If you are craving more then you just havent had enough! Be satisfied my dear and until you are- keep going!
You'll be glad to hear I took you up on your advice Angel, and am feeling a lot more satisfied this evening "
Bless you and all that sail in you
I'm still jealous that you are getting it all over the place |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Angel. A certain someone keeps forgetting my name and calls me all sorts of things. How do I make them remember it?
Well that depends on what they are calling you. If it is something nice then maybe make sure they are aware of your name but let it be. If they are calling you derogatory, viles names then tell them that if they continue doing it you will block them and make their life a living hell. You could also brand your name into their chest with a branding iron? Have it tattooed on their bellend?
You are a savvy lady, I'm sure you will think of something.
Tattoo on bellend. There’s a thought
I will use my heavenly needle to do it myself if needed "
It’s been sorted. I’m going to fuck him until he can’t remember his own name. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear Angel. A certain someone keeps forgetting my name and calls me all sorts of things. How do I make them remember it?
Well that depends on what they are calling you. If it is something nice then maybe make sure they are aware of your name but let it be. If they are calling you derogatory, viles names then tell them that if they continue doing it you will block them and make their life a living hell. You could also brand your name into their chest with a branding iron? Have it tattooed on their bellend?
You are a savvy lady, I'm sure you will think of something.
Tattoo on bellend. There’s a thought
I will use my heavenly needle to do it myself if needed
It’s been sorted. I’m going to fuck him until he can’t remember his own name."
You really are the fucking devil |
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