Has anyone ever hear of a man hiding under the bed or in a wardrobe while his wife or girlfriend is with another man..all with the the wife's consent...but without the other man knowing he was there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So I was sitting on the porch in my backyard reading a couple years ago and hear my neighbors fucking huge goddam truck screech into the driveway (big diesel quad cab cos people like to spend 150k on trucks here). Anyways, I look over and theres a naked guy running through their backyard and he tripped over the water hose and I could hear him go oh shit oh shit ouch ouch ouch and he dives into the dog house they had for their dog by their back garage. I also heard some very choice swear words and screaming from inside the house and lots of opening and closing of doors, etc etc.
I'm trying not to fucking die of laughter as their dog is just sitting in front of his dog house looking at this guy inside of it wagging his big bushy tail back and forth because he wants pets and figured he made a new naked friend. He even dragged his toys over to share.
Husband left and she threw his clothes out to this guy from the window. He had to do the naked streak back to get them on all while the dog was watching and wanting to play. I SOOOOO wished the automatic sprinklers would have turned on to make this his perfect damn day. |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"A colleague of mine used to hide under the bed when he knew his wife was coming home
Then grab her leg when she thought she was alone"
She never did recover from that last heart attack! RIP Ethel. |
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By *reampieusCouple
over a year ago
Llandrindod Wells |
I love hiding under the bed why my partner gets fucked, I dress up in women's clothes, vibe up my arse and listen to her kiss and suck above me, then I grab her wet knickers when she throws them on the floor and feel the mattress vibrate and hear how wet she is |
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