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By *myncl OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Is it in yet

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The itch is contagious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the wrong hole

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By *lice MaliceWoman over a year ago

The Facility

Coming, ready or not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I start crying....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Are my warts back ?

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By *londie8399Couple over a year ago

blackpool

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She then followed through

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is that smell

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You are hideously ugly

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Need to stop, kettle’s just boiled

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Right, prepare your Womb!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

my ex was bigger

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Need to stop, kettle’s just boiled

Miss he cheated

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Why’s your mum watching?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

are you juan hunglow ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tighter than your sister.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is that smell

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By *lice MaliceWoman over a year ago

The Facility

Should that be green?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

mum will bath you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Tighter than your sister."

You win !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is that smell"

Didn’t read the previous replies just seen Hippychick has put this

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

You want HOW MUCH !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This wont take long

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By *ommon_usernameMan over a year ago

home

Your not my husband

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks for that gran

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By *ommon_usernameMan over a year ago

home

Your not my dad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe viagra would help

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By *ommon_usernameMan over a year ago

home

Gagging for a shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dad said you're easy

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Your mum fucks better

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By *ommon_usernameMan over a year ago

home

What do i owe

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By *rctopusMan over a year ago

Borehamwood

The scab comes off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum fucks better"

That would ruin it for at least a decade.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Where's that sweetcorn from

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should have douched!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm getting undressed now.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Helllooooooooo Helllooooooooo Helllooooooooo Helllooooooooo

Echo during oral on a girl

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By *ommon_usernameMan over a year ago

home

I'm in my period

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I like it when you are mildly moist .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helllooooooooo Helllooooooooo Helllooooooooo Helllooooooooo

Echo during oral on a girl

Could be equally relevant to most fab men when a woman whispers in his ear

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By *oneyBear100Couple over a year ago

Gatwick area

Chilli oil, good lube?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's make a baby!

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Where’d the Condom go?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 girls 1 cup

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Your mum fucks better

That would ruin it for at least a decade."

Could be worse

Your dad fucks better

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's make a baby!

Me and my big mouth! Just had a request for bareback!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's make a baby!

Me and my big mouth! Just had a request for bareback!

??????????

That was predictable ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why’s your mum watching?"

This one wins for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whys the laptop on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you smell chloroform?

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Now then now then..

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Can u smell fish

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Pop goes the weasel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that fucking it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fire, fire fire, FIRE!!

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By *uffymayfairCouple over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Hi mum how's you

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Hi mum want some?

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By * and BCouple over a year ago

Durham

Gonna bash that Pastie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your sisters' much better

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Worst timing ever but...

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By *uffymayfairCouple over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

I know your wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m finished,,,, are you?

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Meant to be there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The condom fell off

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I can't stop laughing..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Better than your mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your sister is better

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

You look better in the dark. Turn lights off again

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You fuck like Harvey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You look better in the dark. Turn lights off again"

Not too good at this are you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The condom has spilt

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Stafford

Jesus that's so small

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad was better!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jesus that's so small"
you said you wouldnt tell

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"You look better in the dark. Turn lights off again

Not too good at this are you

Someone noticed me then

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I just shit myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You look better in the dark. Turn lights off again

Not too good at this are you

Someone noticed me then"

That's better I guess

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"You look better in the dark. Turn lights off again

Not too good at this are you

Someone noticed me then

That's better I guess

Look at that sheep

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Fuck’s sake, padded bra?

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Thought you were slimmer.....

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Hi honey, I'm home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum did anal.

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Give my dentures back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Halfers on a bastard?

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By *myncl OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

The ceiling needs painting

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By *oodyshere2011Man over a year ago

Midlands

Just like your nan

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By *aughtierthanyourealiseMan over a year ago

Widnes

No tongues when kissing

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By *tio_oyMan over a year ago

Amsterdam Holland

Time wasters on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cook me steak after?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Sorry I nodded off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Help! I just sharted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why would i wanna do that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wher've your teeth gone!

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Not another Anal prolapse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum is fit

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

That's half term week

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By *uicylucy76Woman over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Your dad was better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a wee

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

SANTA Oh my God !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a wee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow that was quick

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By *ike rotchticklesMan over a year ago

oldham

That doesnt taste right

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By *hisCharmingMan over a year ago

South Manchester

Your dad says hi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NO! that's not common

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Xenomorph what's one of.....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

No more blue waffle

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Shame about your arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got a headache

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

What can you afford?

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Your arse has worms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's your name again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moister than an oyster

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By *ert n BerylCouple over a year ago

middlesbrough

I’ve ordered your taxi lol

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

HI I'M BARRY SCOTT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT"

Winner!

Seems pointless following that, but....

"Wow! No itching today"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put Emmerdale on babes

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Don't blow, suck it

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Where’s the condom gone?

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Have you Cum yet ???

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"Moister than an oyster"

Not 4 words but

Wetter than an Otters pocket

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Skid marks

how attractive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, is that it?

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Mom! Oh my god

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

need to go shopping !!!

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By *aughty_builder87Man over a year ago

Keston

Oh is that it?

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By *eoeclipseWoman over a year ago

glasgow

Not much 2 work with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U done this before?

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Do you want kids...

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By *LARENCE77Man over a year ago

Gävle, Sweden/ Workington

I'll get my coat

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By *edVelvet08Woman over a year ago

Kettering

It's not you honest....

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Phillip, is that you?

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

It’s not Corona.....honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's in the wardrobe.

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

Hi darling your home

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By *rEfoxMan over a year ago

edinburgh

Take your socks off

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Where my hiv pills

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Are those TenaLady pants?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here comes the Herpes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are those webbed toes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come suck mummy's cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait..... let us pray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that a Micro-penis?

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Open your eyes please !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mum is that you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Antoni was much better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ur teeth have fellout.

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Queen Mother in a G string

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever feltched?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now then now then.."

And the winner is...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve lost my watch

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I'm going to fart..

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Your hubby says hello

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By *hom_1981Man over a year ago

Manchester

I’m gonna be sick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad is bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ceiling needs paint.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna...

Hnnnggk!

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's just your mother

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By *zreal_rdgMan over a year ago

Reading

I love family time

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By *aige CoolTV/TS over a year ago

north west

If it hurts stop

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By *hickennchipsWoman over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Should there be pus?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass me that dildo.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

No!!!!!

Not in there

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

For F.cks Sake, Stop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This rash is itchy!

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Suck this, ugly cow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you

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By *uddly GoblinMan over a year ago

Manchester

A cock but smaller

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Ummm define girthy again

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Suck this, ugly cow

You know what ...... I've never sucked a cow...... That's just perverted! And an ugly one ......

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Have sex with me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

put the shelves up

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Don't mind sloppy thirds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My phone is ringing.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I was once male

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me harded then.

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I need a wee"

That one certainly wouldn't ruin anything for me - it has exactly the opposite effect!

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