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over a year ago
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There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me? |
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over a year ago
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"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me? "
Have you been bitten in the neck area recently?
Have you stopped noticing yourself in the mirror?
Do you find it offensive when someone offers you a slice of garlic bread?
Do you look at women and have the urge to give them one of your 'special love hickeys'?
Do you have a dislike of religious symbology?
If all of the above are true, I believe this may explain your sudden aversion to sunlight. If you would like to know more, please allow me to explain over a nice 'steak' dinner for one.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me?
Have you been bitten in the neck area recently?
Have you stopped noticing yourself in the mirror?
Do you find it offensive when someone offers you a slice of garlic bread?
Do you look at women and have the urge to give them one of your 'special love hickeys'?
Do you have a dislike of religious symbology?
If all of the above are true, I believe this may explain your sudden aversion to sunlight. If you would like to know more, please allow me to explain over a nice 'steak' dinner for one.
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I must only be half way through the transformation as I've not turned too ash yet, but the sunrise this morning did want to make me hide away in a dark place. |
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"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me? "
slaughter a virgin...hmmm we may have a problem...
*jem goes to consult the big book of oracles*
Its ok, apparently if you cant find a virgin a single male off fab will do, since they all claim not to be getting any  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me?
slaughter a virgin...hmmm we may have a problem...
*jem goes to consult the big book of oracles*
Its ok, apparently if you cant find a virgin a single male off fab will do, since they all claim not to be getting any "
It's true, we are all born again virgins and come to the FAB forum's to die. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me?
slaughter a virgin...hmmm we may have a problem...
*jem goes to consult the big book of oracles*
Its ok, apparently if you cant find a virgin a single male off fab will do, since they all claim not to be getting any "
Tell me about it. My hymen grew back...and Im a bloke!
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me?
slaughter a virgin...hmmm we may have a problem...
*jem goes to consult the big book of oracles*
Its ok, apparently if you cant find a virgin a single male off fab will do, since they all claim not to be getting any
Tell me about it. My hymen grew back...and Im a bloke!
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Feckin blokes impersonating girls again... |
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