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Hmm,12 months on the Dole or12 months in prison
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over a year ago
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"Never done either but at least with 12 months on the dole you can still get a shag"
You can still get a shag in prison...but possibly not the shag your looking for! |
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"I'll go with prison...free gym every day, telly costs next to nowt, fed and watered, as much girl/girl fun as I can eat, and for cock I'll see if I can get a job in a woodwork shop and make one!!!!
Also some prison staff can be horny wee buggers and it's not unheard of for there to be staff/inmate "relations" so may still get the real thing cockwise..... 
Hmmm, you make it sound so attractive .. 
i wonder if you can pick your preffered location too? some place next to the coast , would be handy for the day release treats .. 
When the rozzers finally catch up with ya Ade, and you're banged up for starting too many daft threads on a swingers forum, send us a VO and I'll nip to see ya at your coastal hideaway  "
Lol, you might have to Book in advance  June is already full up i'm afraid ,the weekends are going like hot cakes ..Oh .p.s. dont bother putting a 'FILE' inside one to bring with you , i'm staying in as long as they let me ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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12 Months in the nick, cos the training schemes in there are better... Burglary workshop, Advanced Lockpicking and Confidence trixting - ideal for a door to door cold-calling scam on the outside.
...oh and they've got a free gym and SKY!
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never done either but at least with 12 months on the dole you can still get a shag
now see that would be my excuse for going to prison lol
No scones tho?"
Oooof imagine it - 12 months inside, loads of ruff men to entertain
I could be like the Vera Lynn of Strangeways !
And you could sneak me scones in down ur tights
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