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over a year ago
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"£3.50 an hour. You tight arse you 
OK, I’ll throw in a tweak of the nipple for free  "
Look after your own cake, tweaking one nipple doesn’t do it for me  |
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"Does it need to be untasted on your return?
Yes, it’s my cake 
You could share it ...
OK, I’ll knock as slice off when I get back 
In that case, aye, I'll cake sit for you.
I won’t be long  "
You never are  |
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"£3.50 an hour. You tight arse you
OK, I’ll throw in a tweak of the nipple for free
Look after your own cake, tweaking one nipple doesn’t do it for me "
I can only tweak one if that’s all you’ve got |
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"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend?
It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake
Theres no such thing as a bad cake - unless its lemon drizzle"
Devils Food Cake,
Death by Chocolate, I rest my cake! |
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"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend?
It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake
Theres no such thing as a bad cake - unless its lemon drizzle
Devils Food Cake,
Death by Chocolate, I rest my cake! "
Yeah but it’s good burning the calories off |
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"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend?
It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake
Theres no such thing as a bad cake - unless its lemon drizzle
Devils Food Cake,
Death by Chocolate, I rest my cake!
Yeah but it’s good burning the calories off "
I might be able to help with that! |
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"I'll pay £4p/hr, but only because it's Madeira cake
You’ll pay me to mind it? DEAL "
I just wanted to use my dad's joke but you didn't get it! 
"I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's £1?"
He said, "That's Madeira cake" |
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"I'll pay £4p/hr, but only because it's Madeira cake
You’ll pay me to mind it? DEAL
I just wanted to use my dad's joke but you didn't get it!
"I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's £1?"
He said, "That's Madeira cake""
not bad but don’t give up your day job |
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