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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OK... confession time...I've got 3 balls.. testicles, cahoonahas or whatever you want to call them.
Now in itself that's not too much of a problem but over the years the extra weight has stretched my ball bag quiet a lot. So much that if I'm not wearing pants they dangle down to my knees.
This also makes my already small penis look even smaller. Now I've tried growing my pubes to deflect from this situation, much like people with taxi/jug ears grow their hair, but it's only added to the comedy effect...
Picture a ticket tack wearing an iron maiden wig carrying an Asda bag with 3 large watermelon in.
Also as a result of having 3 nuts I'm a mega heavy cummer. I know some ladies seem to like this but I've never found one. In fact the last one to actually give me a blow nearly drowned and if it hadn't been for my quick thinking and pulling out to finish off on her tits... well I'm not sure she'd still be here.
So do I have 1 ball removed. Never get another blow job or keep looking a woman that can guzzle a few litres .... |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I'm not sure about the ball situation, your name is highly cringe worthy though!
The simple fact is that some people might be put off by it, the question of whether you want to undergo surgery to make others comfortable is a thorny one and one that only you can answer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you need to insist on multiple suckers. That way they can share the load, so to speak. "
You sir are a genius.. I'm off to start a jizz lovers wanted thread |
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"I think you need to insist on multiple suckers. That way they can share the load, so to speak.
You sir are a genius.. I'm off to start a jizz lovers wanted thread"
Peter North, eat your heart out  |
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The craziness baton has been passed.
Had me laughing of a vision of three dangling balls with zz top beards.... you must have to get your pants and trousers specifically made to cope with the baggage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 balls, perfect for juggling. I could be entertained for hours. Size of your cock , it would be as compelling as as squeezing a boil, the ones that go on for ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3 balls, perfect for juggling. I could be entertained for hours. Size of your cock , it would be as compelling as as squeezing a boil, the ones that go on for ever. "
What have you been drinking? And.... can I have some please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3 balls, perfect for juggling. I could be entertained for hours. Size of your cock , it would be as compelling as as squeezing a boil, the ones that go on for ever.
What have you been drinking? And.... can I have some please "
Heavy cum. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think people are being rather harsh regarding my user name .
I've actually shortened it for ease of use from my full title
Sir Digby le Clunge De-Monster
Now back to my balls please. |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"I think people are being rather harsh regarding my user name .
I've actually shortened it for ease of use from my full title
Sir Digby le Clunge De-Monster
Now back to my balls please. "
Your balls arent the issue. If you choose to ignore what is and the advice given then that's entirely up to you.
Back to your balls.... I dont think most women would care if you had 1,2 or 3 balls  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I think people are being rather harsh regarding my user name .
I've actually shortened it for ease of use from my full title
Sir Digby le Clunge De-Monster
Now back to my balls please. "
I think that people are just being honest regarding your name.
People make judgement calls about whether to interact based on the information at hand, I think the vast majority wouldn't get anywhere near your balls on your name alone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pics or it didn't happen! "
I spend the last 4 months sending pictures of my cock and balls ....and all i get is either ignored or blocked ....but now all of a sudden, just because I mention I have an extra knacker...loads of stunningly beautiful women want to see the old chap and his pals.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think people are being rather harsh regarding my user name .
I've actually shortened it for ease of use from my full title
Sir Digby le Clunge De-Monster
Now back to my balls please.
Your balls arent the issue. If you choose to ignore what is and the advice given then that's entirely up to you.
Back to your balls.... I dont think most women would care if you had 1,2 or 3 balls "
That's just being nameist... underneath I'm still the same kind , caring soul who loves small furry animals and helps old people cross the road. |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"I think people are being rather harsh regarding my user name .
I've actually shortened it for ease of use from my full title
Sir Digby le Clunge De-Monster
Now back to my balls please.
Your balls arent the issue. If you choose to ignore what is and the advice given then that's entirely up to you.
Back to your balls.... I dont think most women would care if you had 1,2 or 3 balls
That's just being nameist... underneath I'm still the same kind , caring soul who loves small furry animals and helps old people cross the road. "
Maybe but it's just my opinion on it I'm sure there are others who would agree. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think people are being rather harsh regarding my user name .
I've actually shortened it for ease of use from my full title
Sir Digby le Clunge De-Monster
Now back to my balls please.
Your balls arent the issue. If you choose to ignore what is and the advice given then that's entirely up to you.
Back to your balls.... I dont think most women would care if you had 1,2 or 3 balls
That's just being nameist... underneath I'm still the same kind , caring soul who loves small furry animals and helps old people cross the road.
Maybe but it's just my opinion on it I'm sure there are others who would agree. Xx"
I do value your opinion but in all honesty will changing a few letters on a profile make such a difference. Even if I changed my name to Chris Hemsworth, I'm still going to look like Mike Tyson's sparring partner and my dick will still be the size of a tick tack...attractive women go for attractive men...  unless the man's loaded and then the playing field is leveled.  |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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Absolutely disagree
Usernames play a bit part for me, and while yes I need attraction I actually base my opinions on meets as to whether I have a connection with them.
All of my meets are totally different if you look, not one person is similar so no I dont agree that usernames dont matter xx |
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"I'm not sure about the ball situation, your name is highly cringe worthy though!
The simple fact is that some people might be put off by it, the question of whether you want to undergo surgery to make others comfortable is a thorny one and one that only you can answer"
Read the profile if you think the name is cringe - shudder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a funny thread
Name is off putting I agree. The third testicle no... Someone I know could vouch for that. "
I left my shoe at her house could you ask her to call me please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure about the ball situation, your name is highly cringe worthy though!
The simple fact is that some people might be put off by it, the question of whether you want to undergo surgery to make others comfortable is a thorny one and one that only you can answer
Read the profile if you think the name is cringe - shudder"
its a joke profile breaking every fab rule  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure about the ball situation, your name is highly cringe worthy though!
The simple fact is that some people might be put off by it, the question of whether you want to undergo surgery to make others comfortable is a thorny one and one that only you can answer
Read the profile if you think the name is cringe - shudderits a joke profile breaking every fab rule "
live, love and laugh. X |
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"OK... confession time...I've got 3 balls.. testicles, cahoonahas or whatever you want to call them.
Now in itself that's not too much of a problem but over the years the extra weight has stretched my ball bag quiet a lot. So much that if I'm not wearing pants they dangle down to my knees.
This also makes my already small penis look even smaller. Now I've tried growing my pubes to deflect from this situation, much like people with taxi/jug ears grow their hair, but it's only added to the comedy effect...
Picture a ticket tack wearing an iron maiden wig carrying an Asda bag with 3 large watermelon in.
Also as a result of having 3 nuts I'm a mega heavy cummer. I know some ladies seem to like this but I've never found one. In fact the last one to actually give me a blow nearly drowned and if it hadn't been for my quick thinking and pulling out to finish off on her tits... well I'm not sure she'd still be here.
So do I have 1 ball removed. Never get another blow job or keep looking a woman that can guzzle a few litres ...."
Semen isn't made by the testicles...that's why a man with only one testicle produces the same amount of semen as a man with two...I think what you might have is a cyst that's filling up and emptying every time you ejaculate, your probably bursting it when you wank.
I don't want this to put off any potential partners for you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's called Polyorchidism......
So any derivation of that.
Poly.Polly.Parrot.Orchid.OurKid.YourKid.
TrippleCobbler.Tresbollux.Teresa Crowd.
Bonus-Ball ?
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bonus ball please op tattoo 69 on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's called Polyorchidism......
So any derivation of that.
Poly.Polly.Parrot.Orchid.OurKid.YourKid.
TrippleCobbler.Tresbollux.Teresa Crowd.
Bonus-Ball ?
bonus ball please op tattoo 69 on it "
My ball bag is already heavily tatooed but I'm sure I can fit a 69 in there somewhere. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK... confession time...I've got 3 balls.. testicles, cahoonahas or whatever you want to call them.
Now in itself that's not too much of a problem but over the years the extra weight has stretched my ball bag quiet a lot. So much that if I'm not wearing pants they dangle down to my knees.
This also makes my already small penis look even smaller. Now I've tried growing my pubes to deflect from this situation, much like people with taxi/jug ears grow their hair, but it's only added to the comedy effect...
Picture a ticket tack wearing an iron maiden wig carrying an Asda bag with 3 large watermelon in.
Also as a result of having 3 nuts I'm a mega heavy cummer. I know some ladies seem to like this but I've never found one. In fact the last one to actually give me a blow nearly drowned and if it hadn't been for my quick thinking and pulling out to finish off on her tits... well I'm not sure she'd still be here.
So do I have 1 ball removed. Never get another blow job or keep looking a woman that can guzzle a few litres ....
Semen isn't made by the testicles...that's why a man with only one testicle produces the same amount of semen as a man with two...I think what you might have is a cyst that's filling up and emptying every time you ejaculate, your probably bursting it when you wank.
I don't want this to put off any potential partners for you.
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Its 100% a third testicle. I've had several specialists look at my nut sack and loads more who weren't. The world famous Russian Doctor Whojanikyrbollokoff has even written a peice in the medical journal about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" The world famous Russian Doctor Whojanikyrbollokoff has even written a peice in the medical journal about it.
Lancet ? That's what you need to do with your cyst. "
... I love you. There is no way I'm doing that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone who asked for a pic get one?"
I've had a lot of requests but I'm not some show pony for picture hunters. I've sent a few to the people on here claiming to be medical professionals. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For the record, I think Clunge Monster is an excellent name
It's pretty jokey and inoffensive..... Just makes me smile.
More female than male language. "
Thank you.. I think ? My dick may be the size of a tic tak but it's still a funnel not a tunnel, so that makes me all man.... |
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"For the record, I think Clunge Monster is an excellent name
It's pretty jokey and inoffensive..... Just makes me smile.
More female than male language.
Thank you.. I think ? My dick may be the size of a tic tak but it's still a funnel not a tunnel, so that makes me all man.... "
What about your boobies ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For the record, I think Clunge Monster is an excellent name
It's pretty jokey and inoffensive..... Just makes me smile.
More female than male language.
Thank you.. I think ? My dick may be the size of a tic tak but it's still a funnel not a tunnel, so that makes me all man....
What about your boobies ?"
My boobies are very manly... about an a cup |
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