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The F.O.P.H.

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

None of us are getting younger, so we need to start planning now for later life. I think best thing would be for us all to end up in the F.O.P.H. (fab old peoples home) where there's ggilf monday (great grandparents), tits out tuesday (mavis can never remember to put her bra on), wet wednesday (always someone that's too slow moving when they need a wee), zimmer action thursday, friday afternoon strip bingo, the saturday shag-along, and sunday to have a little nap in the afternoon

Let's have everyone's suggestions for the F.O.P.H.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Werthers Wednesday. Pop a Werthers Original on end of cock and it’s sucked off. Double treat for those who enjoy a sweetie and a mouthful of spunk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piss pool party? Who needs water when the weak bladder brigade can fill that fucker instead.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Sunday Suck day.... keep those jaws moving and get a treat of a lolly or a banana

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By *hisCharmingMan over a year ago

South Manchester

Teeth out Tuesday

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Wettest chair Wednesday

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

The handy thing about tits out Tuesday is the ladies only have to lift their cardies a few inches.

There are fewer cock photos too. The men can't remember where they are or what they got the camera out for.

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"The handy thing about tits out Tuesday is the ladies only have to lift their cardies a few inches.

There are fewer cock photos too. The men can't remember where they are or what they got the camera out for. "

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Zimmer frame dancers in a friday night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I reckon sploshing would be massive in there with all that pureed food and waterproof bed/seat covers.

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