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By *ucidityWoman
over a year ago
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"Just shift the dog. She shouldn’t be on the sofa anyway.
Pretty standard phrase in my house."
This 
For a dog that’s not supposed to go on the sofa or upstairs, he spends a lot of time doing both. |
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over a year ago
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"Wanna bang?
My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time 
At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready."
A pint glass full of pound coins? |
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"Wanna bang?
My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time
At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.
A pint glass full of pound coins? "
How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna bang?
My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time
At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.
A pint glass full of pound coins?
How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!"
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"Wanna bang?
My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time
At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.
A pint glass full of pound coins?
How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!"
Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces  |
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"Wanna bang?
My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time
At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.
A pint glass full of pound coins?
How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!
Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces "
Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas! |
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"Wanna bang?
My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time
At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.
A pint glass full of pound coins?
How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!
Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces
Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas!"
My helicopter is worth it  |
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"Wanna bang?
My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time
At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.
A pint glass full of pound coins?
How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!
Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces
Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas!
My helicopter is worth it "
How about 10 pence pieces? |
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"Wanna bang?
My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time
At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.
A pint glass full of pound coins?
How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!
Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces
Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas!
My helicopter is worth it
How about 10 pence pieces?"
OK. You owe me  |
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"Wanna bang?
My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time
At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.
A pint glass full of pound coins?
How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!
Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces
Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas!
My helicopter is worth it
How about 10 pence pieces?
OK. You owe me "
Can I pay in breast gymnastics? |
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"Wanna bang?
My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time
At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.
A pint glass full of pound coins?
How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!
Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces
Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas!
My helicopter is worth it
How about 10 pence pieces?
OK. You owe me
Can I pay in breast gymnastics?"
The only currency I deal in  |
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"Can I pay in breast gymnastics?
Sorry to interrupt but I have to ask..."
Its something I've been practicing! I've nailed spinning them in circles in unison. I'm trying to master a figure of eight now! |
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"Can I pay in breast gymnastics?
Sorry to interrupt but I have to ask...
Its something I've been practicing! I've nailed spinning them in circles in unison. I'm trying to master a figure of eight now!"
It’s a bit like this
https://youtu.be/haCHHxaUGvA |
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