If I ever say these out loud in the gym the earth will swallow me whole.
Today, in the weights room "oh, gangbang proportions in here as usual"
The other day, working on deadlifting "tits and arse, Swing. Stick out the tits and arse." |
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Would you blurt anything out? Could you...?! See what happens?!?
Mine are at work. Examples include;-
Looking at a woman, talking to two guys and imagining them having a threesome
Hearing the term ‘dp’ used perfectly innocently in a work context and then going off into a reverie of filth...
Trouble is, I have a very expressive face so people must wonder... |
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I was once, I kid you not, talking to a group of pensioners, and one thought rugby was an abomination because it was dangerous. "Who'd want to be at the bottom of the pile of all those guys!"
Mouth engaged before brain...  |
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"I was once, I kid you not, talking to a group of pensioners, and one thought rugby was an abomination because it was dangerous. "Who'd want to be at the bottom of the pile of all those guys!"
Mouth engaged before brain... "
Or club would be happy to have you at the bottom of their pile  |
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Well I was on the phone at work in an open office saying "when it's off - it's floppy pointing down and when it's on - it's stiff straight". I was explaining a couple of icons a worker should look on the remote control for. Half the office where laughing looking in my direction. Took me a little while to realise what they've found so funny.
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I find all sorts of things funny if I can link them to utter filth like many of the comments. Wheelchair basketball is a particularly excellent goldmine of balls, shots, holes and such like. My team mates (mainly blokes) also conveniently have minds like sewers. It's the time I was helping a fellow player to strap into his chair that I suggested bondage tape would be easier to use  |
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I once commented to some customers that ‘He’s the stiffest one I’ve ever felt’. However that family didn’t like innuendo and I lost my undertaker role immediately. Fucking fun sponges. |
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I’m afraid i’m part of the “thats what she said” brigade
Female work colleague when trying to turn a tap on: god this is really stiff
Me: thats what she said
Turning a perfectly innocent expression into a smutty one |
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