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Do you put your dick to bed?
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
So I was recently listening to the latest episode of 'Shagged, married, annoyed' so some of you will have heard this.
A question was sent in referencing a certain thing was done 
A lady sent in saying her partner and his friends as a group agreed that they put their dicks to bed. Apparently they as a group have asked around and the majority of men have said they do, with one that doesn't but was keen to try...
Do you put your dick to bed?
What is this you might ask, well I shall enlighten you.
"this is when a man pulls the stretchy skin of his ball sack to cover the majority of his penis"
First time I'd ever heard of such a thing... There is no way this is a thing is it?
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over a year ago
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"So I was recently listening to the latest episode of 'Shagged, married, annoyed' so some of you will have heard this.
A question was sent in referencing a certain thing was done
A lady sent in saying her partner and his friends as a group agreed that they put their dicks to bed. Apparently they as a group have asked around and the majority of men have said they do, with one that doesn't but was keen to try...
Do you put your dick to bed?
What is this you might ask, well I shall enlighten you.
"this is when a man pulls the stretchy skin of his ball sack to cover the majority of his penis"
First time I'd ever heard of such a thing... There is no way this is a thing is it?
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My ballbag doesn't give anywhere close enough to do that. I mean my magnificent penis is too big to do that. Obviously. |
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"So I was recently listening to the latest episode of 'Shagged, married, annoyed' so some of you will have heard this.
A question was sent in referencing a certain thing was done
A lady sent in saying her partner and his friends as a group agreed that they put their dicks to bed. Apparently they as a group have asked around and the majority of men have said they do, with one that doesn't but was keen to try...
Do you put your dick to bed?
What is this you might ask, well I shall enlighten you.
"this is when a man pulls the stretchy skin of his ball sack to cover the majority of his penis"
First time I'd ever heard of such a thing... There is no way this is a thing is it?
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My ballbag doesn't give anywhere close enough to do that. I mean my magnificent penis is too big to do that. Obviously."
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I was recently listening to the latest episode of 'Shagged, married, annoyed' so some of you will have heard this.
A question was sent in referencing a certain thing was done
A lady sent in saying her partner and his friends as a group agreed that they put their dicks to bed. Apparently they as a group have asked around and the majority of men have said they do, with one that doesn't but was keen to try...
Do you put your dick to bed?
What is this you might ask, well I shall enlighten you.
"this is when a man pulls the stretchy skin of his ball sack to cover the majority of his penis"
First time I'd ever heard of such a thing... There is no way this is a thing is it?
,
My ballbag doesn't give anywhere close enough to do that. I mean my magnificent penis is too big to do that. Obviously.
Big head "
Exactly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"So I was recently listening to the latest episode of 'Shagged, married, annoyed' so some of you will have heard this.
A question was sent in referencing a certain thing was done
A lady sent in saying her partner and his friends as a group agreed that they put their dicks to bed. Apparently they as a group have asked around and the majority of men have said they do, with one that doesn't but was keen to try...
Do you put your dick to bed?
What is this you might ask, well I shall enlighten you.
"this is when a man pulls the stretchy skin of his ball sack to cover the majority of his penis"
First time I'd ever heard of such a thing... There is no way this is a thing is it?
,
My ballbag doesn't give anywhere close enough to do that. I mean my magnificent penis is too big to do that. Obviously.
Big head
Exactly."
I was thinking more on the lines of tiny bollocks |
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"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.
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Me too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That reminds me of the Shania Twain song ‘That’s don’t impress me much’
There’s a line in it that when I heard it the first few times I thought she was singing...
‘I can't believe you kiss your cock good night
C'mon baby tell me, you must be jokin', right’
Anyway I don’t think my ball sack will stretch over my cock. It’s not that stretchy, I don’t think
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"That reminds me of the Shania Twain song ‘That’s don’t impress me much’
There’s a line in it that when I heard it the first few times I thought she was singing...
‘I can't believe you kiss your cock good night
C'mon baby tell me, you must be jokin', right’
Anyway I don’t think my ball sack will stretch over my cock. It’s not that stretchy, I don’t think
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Shania wouldn't say cock surely! |
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"That reminds me of the Shania Twain song ‘That’s don’t impress me much’
There’s a line in it that when I heard it the first few times I thought she was singing...
‘I can't believe you kiss your cock good night
C'mon baby tell me, you must be jokin', right’
Anyway I don’t think my ball sack will stretch over my cock. It’s not that stretchy, I don’t think
Shania wouldn't say cock surely! "
She did sing "Just look at a scolded nun" in her song You're Still the One, but I suspect the poster is joking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.
That's what I thought too ...
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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere |
"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.
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This was what I was hoping for |
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"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.
This was what I was hoping for "
Reading him a bedtime story
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I put mine in a little onesie to go to bed with.
Then in the morning, the natural male phenomenon of morning wood sometimes occurs and, well... y'know when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk and his clothes all do that thing?
That.
Then I knit another little onesie, I guess. |
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"I put mine in a little onesie to go to bed with.
Then in the morning, the natural male phenomenon of morning wood sometimes occurs and, well... y'know when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk and his clothes all do that thing?
That.
Then I knit another little onesie, I guess."
I think dick cosies are a thing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That reminds me of the Shania Twain song ‘That’s don’t impress me much’
There’s a line in it that when I heard it the first few times I thought she was singing...
‘I can't believe you kiss your cock good night
C'mon baby tell me, you must be jokin', right’
Anyway I don’t think my ball sack will stretch over my cock. It’s not that stretchy, I don’t think
Shania wouldn't say cock surely!
She did sing "Just look at a scolded nun" in her song You're Still the One, but I suspect the poster is joking. "
And man I feel like a woman can be taken in a number of different ways |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I put mine in a little onesie to go to bed with.
Then in the morning, the natural male phenomenon of morning wood sometimes occurs and, well... y'know when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk and his clothes all do that thing?
That.
Then I knit another little onesie, I guess.
I think dick cosies are a thing..."
They are, willy warmers! |
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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere |
"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.
This was what I was hoping for
Reading him a bedtime story
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And then tucking him into a warm place  |
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"I put mine in a little onesie to go to bed with.
Then in the morning, the natural male phenomenon of morning wood sometimes occurs and, well... y'know when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk and his clothes all do that thing?
That.
Then I knit another little onesie, I guess.
I think dick cosies are a thing...
They are, willy warmers! "
So sing to your penis and then tuck him in in the willy warmer! Maybe a kiss goodnight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why has no one posted photos of this yet!?! Come on guys!!
Because its not a thing! Well it is, but it's a stupid thing that is largely impossible. "
Do it! Do it! Do it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.
This was what I was hoping for
Reading him a bedtime story
And then tucking him into a warm place "
They need to be cool at night |
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