I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?
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They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
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"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?
Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead. "
Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style  if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it 
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"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
P"
Ffs woman I'm pissing myself laughing here  |
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When a mummy rat and a daddy rat share a special hug in the toxic sewers, the runt of the litter usually grows wings and flies off into the sunset to crap on all the humans |
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"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
P
Ffs woman I'm pissing myself laughing here "
Saw it with my own eyes when I had a job as a baby sitter, my work name was Mary Poppins.
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"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
P"
Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one? |
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She lays on her belly he climbs on her back swings his mighty member into her mighty member and sperm is transfers birds do all things out of 1 hole the piss shit shag |
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"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?
Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.
Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it
D."
best pigeon impression ever |
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"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
P
Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one? "
They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers
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over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
P
Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?
They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers
P"
Pigeon gang bang then  |
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"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
P
Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?
They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers
P
Pigeon gang bang then "
Only on new years eve when they've nicked the dregs out of the empty cans left by those celebrating the new year arriving at Trafalgar Square.
Christ, you lot don't know much about pigeons do ya? 
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"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
P
Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?
They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers
P
Pigeon gang bang then
Only on new years eve when they've nicked the dregs out of the empty cans left by those celebrating the new year arriving at Trafalgar Square.
Christ, you lot don't know much about pigeons do ya?
P"
You don't think like the rest of us either |
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"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?
Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.
Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it
D.best pigeon impression ever "
has me in stitches every time
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"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?
Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.
Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it
D.best pigeon impression ever
has me in stitches every time
D."
gonna rewatch it now |
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"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
P
Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?
They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers
P
Pigeon gang bang then
Only on new years eve when they've nicked the dregs out of the empty cans left by those celebrating the new year arriving at Trafalgar Square.
Christ, you lot don't know much about pigeons do ya?
P"
Peach, you win the internet for today with this one! |
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"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
P
Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?
They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers
P
Pigeon gang bang then
Only on new years eve when they've nicked the dregs out of the empty cans left by those celebrating the new year arriving at Trafalgar Square.
Christ, you lot don't know much about pigeons do ya?
P
You don't think like the rest of us either "
I have no clue what you're talking about.
I am completely sane and normal. The gargoyle told me so.
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"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
P
Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?
They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers
P
Pigeon gang bang then
Only on new years eve when they've nicked the dregs out of the empty cans left by those celebrating the new year arriving at Trafalgar Square.
Christ, you lot don't know much about pigeons do ya?
P
You don't think like the rest of us either
I have no clue what you're talking about.
I am completely sane and normal. The gargoyle told me so.
P"
 the electrodes up the bum didn't work then |
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"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?
Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.
Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it
D.best pigeon impression ever
has me in stitches every time
D.gonna rewatch it now "
I did too!
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"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"
He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.
He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.
Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.
P
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"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?
Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.
Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it
D.best pigeon impression ever
has me in stitches every time
D.gonna rewatch it now
I did too!
D.class even watched the entrances one too "
His eyebrows gag and ‘funny part of the stage’ gag both have tears running down my face
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"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?
Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.
Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it
D.best pigeon impression ever
has me in stitches every time
D.gonna rewatch it now
I did too!
D.class even watched the entrances one too
His eyebrows gag and ‘funny part of the stage’ gag both have tears running down my face
D."
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