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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
In another thread it has been suggested we could categorise ourselves according to body type to make it easier to search for what you want.
Suggest some silly categories. Which would you put yourself in?
Being 46 I'm putting myself in the
'Autumnal' range.
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'Well used but there's life in her yet' category.
What's yours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in that weird he needs to go the gym.... no he dont stage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can count my ribs
Or
Toes no longer visible, assumed MIA |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alright if you squint |
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I'm a luxury model human being
built for comfort - not for speed |
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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"I'm in that weird he needs to go the gym.... no he dont stage "
The 'only thinking about the gym' category? |
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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Alright if you squint "
I might be in that one too |
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over a year ago
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
Excellent for my age |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Should be a penis model |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leaning precariously over the edge of letting myself go but just about managing to hang on and bluff it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in that weird he needs to go the gym.... no he dont stage
The 'only thinking about the gym' category? "
Get out of my head! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Better in pictures
Ha! lots of us in that one "
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"In another thread it has been suggested we could categorise ourselves according to body type to make it easier to search for what you want.
Suggest some silly categories. Which would you put yourself in?
Being 46 I'm putting myself in the
'Autumnal' range.
Or
'Well used but there's life in her yet' category.
What's yours?"
Pear shape but working on it |
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Bottom heavy, or "can insult either the fat or the muscles" |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
The "racked up a fair bit of mileage but still good bodywork" category |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like a triangle hiding behind a circle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Work in progress |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Soft and squidgly lol |
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"I'm doing alright at the moment, just keep it going". |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Work in progress " im like fine wine taste better with age |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Squidgy around the edges |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wish I was bigger and never will be haha |
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Body like cake - lots air bubbles in some places but delicious and moreish |
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Wishes she was slim but the chubster you are looking at has ate her x |
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"Kinda broken."
I'll take that too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pear shaped and kinda chubby. |
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By *ng1983Couple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon tyne |
Definitely enjoys pasta
Gem |
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I fit snuggly into the flump category.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Average or athletic I think what’s everyone’s opinion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Should step away from the chocolate, filters are my friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fit snuggly into the flump category.
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Flump, I like that, I'll be a flump too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bodywork needs attention, but motor works great x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uncooked bacon, almost blue. I need a holiday |
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I am the out-of-the-box kind of guy that loves to laugh. But nowhere near stereotypes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Comfortable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look good until I sit down |
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Deceptive height, squidginess and unstoppable |
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I'm a.
If I was 25years younger, carrying less bodyfat,had more hair and a bigger cock, better looking face and personality, I would be amazing.
Shape |
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"I'm a.
If I was 25years younger, carrying less bodyfat,had more hair and a bigger cock, better looking face and personality, I would be amazing.
Shape"
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like a comfy pillow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Busty |
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Hopeful ill get back to the figure i want |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
Can we have a middle aged mum body category?
Or an "Good from certain angles & in flattering light" category? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miniature hunk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Size sexy |
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‘Perfect body for radio’ catagory here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mum bod hourglass, another 2 burgers and will be BBW |
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"Can we have a middle aged mum body category?
Or an "Good from certain angles & in flattering light" category? "
This |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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soft squishy hourglass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in the "it's a shame as she has such a pretty face" categorie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"soft squishy hourglass " but what time is it?
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Look gorgeous to the d*unks ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knackered but functional. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Neglected but working on getting shit hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tall for my height, weight of someone taller, look good for my age (in the dark) xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Soft and cuddly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bear huggish |
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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere |
Requires improvement |
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Not too bad for my age, but could do with a little TLC |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skinny shapeless filled with Marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"soft squishy hourglass "
Thats the best look x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im just a melted welly....
With a face like a ruptured spleen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the pile with all the other average blokes.
Too long of a name for the category? Maybe just ‘average’ then..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grade II listed & in need of some renovation..... |
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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago
NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts |
Belly perfect for raspberries! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Potato |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mum bod (and proud!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm at the nearly 50 mark and don't give a fook anymore stage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too much tits and ass |
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By *ab50Man
over a year ago
bexhill |
"Mum bod (and proud!)" But an amazing mum bod.. X
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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Right, brilliant suggestions so far. I'll put it to the fab moderators and see if we can create these very sensible body type categories to make fab surfing and selecting more efficient!
Squooshy squidge
Mum Bod
Much better in Pictures
Life in the old girl/boy yet
Functional
Potato
Squinting required
Flump
Autumnal
Awesome
Thinking about the gym
Melted Wellie
Requires clever lighting
Minature hunk
Dad Bod
Jelly
No fucks given
Cheesivore
Pear
Almost letting it go/clinging on
Luxury .. built for comfort
Bear huggish
Other
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Small furry and cuddly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Potato"
A hot potato at that xx |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
Goes to the gym but likes cake category.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t be unseen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bamboo with boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Short for my weight or nice face shame about the body category. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A bamboo with boobs"
Now I want to be a panda. |
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The 'can't go all nighters'
Sorry guys but we need a little sleep during the night. It's an age thing. |
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Better in person cuddly bear dad bod hahah |
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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago
liverpool |
Mines if I sat on your Face Id suffocate you |
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"starting to make some unusual noises" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have been referred to as a squidgy Goddess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In another thread it has been suggested we could categorise ourselves according to body type to make it easier to search for what you want.
Suggest some silly categories. Which would you put yourself in?
Being 46 I'm putting myself in the
'Autumnal' range.
Or
'Well used but there's life in her yet' category.
What's yours?" knobbly knees, glass half empty types, vertically challenged and bag of bones all categories i personally need |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I class mine as a 'thank god I was blessed with a brain' body. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would categorize my body type as "used with above average wear and tear" and it comes with a full service history |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looks better in person! Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would put myself in the category
"Good from a far but far from good " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have kindly been provided with a new body type by a disgruntled guy, its called:
Fat Jessica Rabbit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pics on profile Judge for yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fat hairy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine would be top shelf physique |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
Like it or not, not my issue |
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"Alright if you squint
I might be in that one too "
You two definitely not. Me maybe so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine would be ‘looks better with the lights off’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine would be Better Underneath. |
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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Like it or not, not my issue "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My doughy physique could probably fit in the “Well at least she has a good sense of humour” category |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have kindly been provided with a new body type by a disgruntled guy, its called:
Fat Jessica Rabbit "
Lol ... take it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like the Stay Puffed marshmallow woman who didn't stay puffed meets Sam Ganges
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Good until you get the faces pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Approximately humanoid |
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I'd fall into the same category as Hugh Jackman
Or is it Hugh Laurie?... |
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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Cat c damaged but repairable |
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By *ixen500Couple
over a year ago
some where near shropshire |
Joints need oiling and body a bit squiggy type |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seen better days, possible restoration project |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Body type myself not really sure how |
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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Short boobie wibbler "
Ha .. that's definitely a species rather than a category! I'm your cousin from the same swamp.. the Bingo winged freckle wibbler |
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"Short boobie wibbler
Ha .. that's definitely a species rather than a category! I'm your cousin from the same swamp.. the Bingo winged freckle wibbler "
Wibblers unite |
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Will need work for its next MOT |
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I'm in the
"will feel great on you"
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Unappealing Malnourished with hint of metal and Ink. |
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Currently getting to the recently single, living alone and can't be arsed to cook kind of skinny |
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Looks great in VERY low lighting. Kx |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
Soft, comfortable, lived-in.. |
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Don't judge the pics. It's better in real life.
Looks better in black and white. |
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Trans-slender...
I'm fat, but I identify myself as skinny.
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"Trans-slender...
I'm fat, but I identify myself as skinny.
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Ps, I'm not fat, but it made me chuckle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok I will go with
I look fit in the dark lol x |
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I'm in the fucked range I'd say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dad bod with a few miles on the clock |
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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Trans-slender...
I'm fat, but I identify myself as skinny.
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Very good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amazingly average dad bod.....and I'm comfortable with that
Fuzz |
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"Round like a pound "
Will roll in bed like a dream |
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I have no idea I avoid being typecast x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On borrowed time looking a little younger than I am, make a good small spoon, with a bum a little fatter than it should be and a bit on the short side. |
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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Amazingly average dad bod.....and I'm comfortable with that
Fuzz"
AmaZING I would say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would get multiple minor faults on a driving test but just scrape through overall... |
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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Unappealing Malnourished with hint of metal and Ink."
Malnourished noooooo! Eat more green veg immediately x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Work in progress but constantly requires motivation |
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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Would get multiple minor faults on a driving test but just scrape through overall... "
How's your parallel parking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would get multiple minor faults on a driving test but just scrape through overall...
How's your parallel parking? "
Always in first time |
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Better from behind or better with the lights off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fruity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amazingly average dad bod.....and I'm comfortable with that
Fuzz
KFC ZINGER tower burger I would say "
FTFY
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok from the neck down? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok from the neck down? "
You have a pretty face that I'd like to fuck xx |
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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere |
"Ok from the neck down?
You have a pretty face that I'd like to fuck xx "
Me first!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok from the neck down?
You have a pretty face that I'd like to fuck xx
Me first!! "
Go ahead. I'll do him after |
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Celebrity look-a-like.............sloth the goonies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fat bastard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Celebrity look-a-like.............sloth the goonies "
At least he has a big cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok from the neck down?
You have a pretty face that I'd like to fuck xx
Me first!!
Go ahead. I'll do him after "
Awww shocks you two |
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"Trans-slender...
I'm fat, but I identify myself as skinny.
Very good "
thanks OP |
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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago
Cambridge |
Definitely the loves the gym but also loves cake category |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enjoys life to the full but just enough physical exercise to stay as I am. |
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