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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?"
Just spray it on the floor and wriggle around like an upside down tortoise
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?
Just spray it on the floor and wriggle around like an upside down tortoise
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Or glue a sponge to a poundland back scratcher.
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?"
Well I’ve been looking for hold on my own, so let me know when your going snd I’ll oblige with the sun tan lotion, promise not to be a pest x |
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?
Well I’ve been looking for hold on my own, so let me know when your going snd I’ll oblige with the sun tan lotion, promise not to be a pest x"
Actually love going away alone but suntan lotion is always an issue for the centre of my back. |
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?
Well I’ve been looking for hold on my own, so let me know when your going snd I’ll oblige with the sun tan lotion, promise not to be a pest x
Actually love going away alone but suntan lotion is always an issue for the centre of my back."
Been looking for a holiday I Poland. Let me know when and where you're going and I'll go as well.
You'll only have to deal with me when you want lotion applying and a cream pie  |
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?
Well I’ve been looking for hold on my own, so let me know when your going snd I’ll oblige with the sun tan lotion, promise not to be a pest x
Actually love going away alone but suntan lotion is always an issue for the centre of my back."
Look I’ll hide in the shadows and just pop out when needed  |
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?"
Well I shall be on my own in Portugal, if your hands can reach there, mine will reach to Majorca!!  x |
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"Get one of the long handled paint rollers that they have for painting behind radiators. Works a treat
What a great idea, many thanks.x"
Once you're done with it each time, wrap a bag over the roller too so it doesnt dry out and it's ready for the next time you want to use it |
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?
Well I shall be on my own in Portugal, if your hands can reach there, mine will reach to Majorca!! x"
Long legs but not long arms sadly. |
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?
Well I shall be on my own in Portugal, if your hands can reach there, mine will reach to Majorca!! x
Long legs but not long arms sadly."
I noticed your legs, bloody lovely. You sure your age is right?!! X |
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?"
Look at lotion applicators on Amazon. I went to Mauritius on my own and used one for lotion and one for after sun. Life saver |
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?
Well I shall be on my own in Portugal, if your hands can reach there, mine will reach to Majorca!! x
Long legs but not long arms sadly.
I noticed your legs, bloody lovely. You sure your age is right?!! X"
My age is due to go up in under 2wks but Sshhh don'y tell anyone |
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Organise group cuddles with others, after they've applied theirs. Or get hotel reps to organise oil wrestling - steer clear of doing it on the beach, as the sand could exfoliate a little too sharply. |
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?
Well I shall be on my own in Portugal, if your hands can reach there, mine will reach to Majorca!! x
Long legs but not long arms sadly.
I noticed your legs, bloody lovely. You sure your age is right?!! X
My age is due to go up in under 2wks but Sshhh don'y tell anyone"
 .....our secret! X |
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?
Well I’ve been looking for hold on my own, so let me know when your going snd I’ll oblige with the sun tan lotion, promise not to be a pest x
Actually love going away alone but suntan lotion is always an issue for the centre of my back."
I went to Gran Canaria alone, the guy next to me on the nudist beach had the sun cream solution.
He pulled one of those small paint rollers with a long arm (think they are for radiators) out of his rucksack. It reached the parts he couldn’t - it looked hilarious though |
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"Just booked 3 days in Poland and 7nights in Majorca. Question is who will put suntan lotion on my back for me?"
I am sure there will be no shortage of volunteers |
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