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By *ucianpound OP Couple
over a year ago
Cap d’Agde, France |
First date, invited her to my place, cooked her a meal, lit up a joint, asked her to stay........and at the decisive moment my banjo spring broke!!!
Would have.been embarrassed if I hadn’t been stoned but slept the night with a towel wrapped like a turban around my cock.
Next morning the Doctor said I had two choices, abstain from sex for two months for it to heal or have a circumcision.
Guess what I chose!
40 years later (this year) we’re still together, done the whole family thing, she still gets a cuddle every morning, at least......and our sex lives are now 101%
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First date, invited her to my place, cooked her a meal, lit up a joint, asked her to stay........and at the decisive moment my banjo spring broke!!!
Would have.been embarrassed if I hadn’t been stoned but slept the night with a towel wrapped like a turban around my cock.
Next morning the Doctor said I had two choices, abstain from sex for two months for it to heal or have a circumcision.
Guess what I chose!
40 years later (this year) we’re still together, done the whole family thing, she still gets a cuddle every morning, at least......and our sex lives are now 101%
Anyone else had an embarrassing first date ?"
My main take from this story was that you were able to see a doctor the following morning. Forty years later you'd wait at least three weeks for an appointment for them to Google torn cock while you sat in their surgery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First date, invited her to my place, cooked her a meal, lit up a joint, asked her to stay........and at the decisive moment my banjo spring broke!!!
Would have.been embarrassed if I hadn’t been stoned but slept the night with a towel wrapped like a turban around my cock.
Next morning the Doctor said I had two choices, abstain from sex for two months for it to heal or have a circumcision.
Guess what I chose!
40 years later (this year) we’re still together, done the whole family thing, she still gets a cuddle every morning, at least......and our sex lives are now 101%
Anyone else had an embarrassing first date ?
My main take from this story was that you were able to see a doctor the following morning. Forty years later you'd wait at least three weeks for an appointment for them to Google torn cock while you sat in their surgery."
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