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By *istyblue1967 OP   Man  over a year ago

manchester

hi

im going to write a dirty poem for my girlfriends valentines card

im looking for a little help with some lines

not the roses are red type lol

any suggestions ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's her first name?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You’re my mid summers night dream

My little Puck

Your foof I’d like to cream

With a wild fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wish i was a bar of soap upon your bath,

everytime you took a wash id see you juicy faff

Clean an dirty at the same time and yes i am shit at poems

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By *urlyCatzWoman  over a year ago

Blackpool


"You’re my mid summers night dream

My little Puck

Your foof I’d like to cream

With a wild fuck "

I just spat my dinner, thank God it wasn't coffee. Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loving you from a afar

I’d like to take you to a bar

Get you dr#unk and into bed...

Then you can add the rest

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’ve got a gun

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Valentines day can be full of surprises

So come sit on my lap and we'll see what rises

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red violets are blue if I cum in your ass it will be running out untill next tue.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’ve got a gun

Get in the van "

The OP said no “ roses are red”

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By *istyblue1967 OP   Man  over a year ago

manchester

well they are a start

i have plenty of time yet

her name is glennis

so rhymes with kiss , penis , guinness etc lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I love you

FAF

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

The best poetry comes from a smutty mind in my opinion. Probably why mine are all about porn and penis.

It doesn't have to rhyme op but remember bitches love a Haiku.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got this penned for me once

I like your style,

I like your class,

But most of all,

I like your... sense of humour

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Bitch

You make my cock twitch

Unhinged

I can make your minge twinge

Bitch

Let's hitch

Up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well they are a start

i have plenty of time yet

her name is glennis

so rhymes with kiss , penis , guinness etc lol"

Oh glennis lets play tennis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love you here I love you there

My love for you is everywhere

You touch me here you touch me there

My love for you is in your hair

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Obviously your gonna have to rap that to a grime beat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love you

FAF"

Is that short for “ fancy a fig roll “

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

for this years

Valentines

I want your thighs entwined

Around my ears

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I love you here I love you there

My love for you is everywhere

You touch me here you touch me there

My love for you is in your hair "

sounds like an ode to dandruff

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By *istyblue1967 OP   Man  over a year ago

manchester

wow

all good ideas here !!!!

ta

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I love you

FAF

Is that short for “ fancy a fig roll “ "

Ewwww I have standards you know. Fig rolls

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Glennis ya trollop

Gerrumoff fast

Cos my hardon

Ain’t gonna last

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your flaps,

Cause here comes my willy

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"The best poetry comes from a smutty mind in my opinion. Probably why mine are all about porn and penis.

It doesn't have to rhyme op but remember bitches love a Haiku."

"Remember, bitches love a Haiku" is the best thing I've heard all day. Brilliant.

Can i steal it for my status? might get some

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Here is a haiku

I’m hoping it will make you

Wet as a rain drop

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"The best poetry comes from a smutty mind in my opinion. Probably why mine are all about porn and penis.

It doesn't have to rhyme op but remember bitches love a Haiku.

"Remember, bitches love a Haiku" is the best thing I've heard all day. Brilliant.

Can i steal it for my status? might get some "

Hello dear Freya

It's yours with my compliments

May Haiku bring joy

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Syllable is five

Then we have two more added

And back to the start

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I thought I’d have a basho at this Haiku thing

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"The best poetry comes from a smutty mind in my opinion. Probably why mine are all about porn and penis.

It doesn't have to rhyme op but remember bitches love a Haiku."

Fuck you are brilliant Mac Lass.

This bitch loves a good

Haiku or cock, not that fussed

They both end too soon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red, gold is yellow.. I'd fuck you like a good little fellow.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Roses are red, gold is yellow.. I'd fuck you like a good little fellow. "

Roses are red, gold is yellow, I’d fuck you like I do my pillow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Single professional male

With girlfriend

Here’s your card

My penis is on fabswingers.com

I’m shit at rhyming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are red, gold is yellow.. I'd fuck you like a good little fellow.

Roses are red, gold is yellow, I’d fuck you like I do my pillow "

Roses are red, coal is black.. Two time me and il break ya back

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Glennis my sweet

You're in for a treat

It's really good luck

That I fancy a fuck

Open up wide

Then I'll cum inside

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Darling Glennis, I know you’re ‘on’

But do not worry

My condom is strong

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Glennis Grace

is a Dutch singer

Against your face

She looks like a minger

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By *orthernGuy62Man  over a year ago

Battersea

Saggy tits in a loose brasier

Hairy muff like a moose's ear

Ejaculation in my beer

All these things remind me of you, dear

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Glennis m’dear

I must thank

For making it clear

That I have no fear

Of just having a wank

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Glennis?

Glen is

Joining us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love your feet

For it is my fetish

Now please be sweet

And give me a kish...

Awful I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well they are a start

i have plenty of time yet

her name is glennis

so rhymes with kiss , penis , guinness etc lol"

I wish you were a pint of Guinness

Every time I'd take a sip I'd taste your juices Glennis

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I love your feet

For it is my fetish

Now please be sweet

And give me a kish...

Awful I know"

I love your feet

For it is my kink

Now please be washed

Cos they stink

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Glennis

I’m finished

(Sleep well all)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue.. A face like yours belongs in a zoo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do so love you Glennis

Especially in your nightie

When the moonlight flits

Across your tits

Oh! Jesus Christ Almighty!

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thinking of you makes it hard

...

...

To put a love note within this card

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By *cousesubsallyWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Glennis you mean the world to me,

You make my heart shoot like a rocket,

Now come over here you dirty bitch

And let me give you an Alabama Hot Pocket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I write for you this little rhyme

These lines I write because you're mine

For you I'll always take my time

To tell you that I think you're fine

.

The more time that I spend with you

The more I know my feelings are true

And I promise that I'll always do

Busting my gut to get a buck at you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glennis you mean the world to me,

You make my heart shoot like a rocket,

Now come over here you dirty bitch

And let me give you an Alabama Hot Pocket "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red, Violets are too

I'll put my willy up where you poo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are too,

I'm fucking colourblind.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I can hear voices, can you too?

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By *istyblue1967 OP   Man  over a year ago

manchester

lol

there are some crackers here

ta

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