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What is the worst thing you have ever found under a forskin
It doesn't have to be your own so ladies feel free to join in
I'll start... went on a Butlins 50s music weekend and had quite a time with some of the old Dorris's there...was in the shower on the Monday after and found a top plate for a set of dentures under my forskin....
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Lots and lots of crusty, dried blood - which at 18 years old terrified me. It was only after some very delicate washing and finding no injury that a alternative explanation occurred. I had no idea what a "heavy period" was until then. |
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"Lots and lots of crusty, dried blood - which at 18 years old terrified me. It was only after some very delicate washing and finding no injury that a alternative explanation occurred. I had no idea what a "heavy period" was until then. "
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"What is the worst thing you have ever found under a forskin
It doesn't have to be your own so ladies feel free to join in
I'll start... went on a Butlins 50s music weekend and had quite a time with some of the old Dorris's there...was in the shower on the Monday after and found a top plate for a set of dentures under my forskin....
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How big is your foreskin?? 
And nothing under mine, as I haven't had one since the age of 3.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What is the worst thing you have ever found under a forskin
It doesn't have to be your own so ladies feel free to join in
I'll start... went on a Butlins 50s music weekend and had quite a time with some of the old Dorris's there...was in the shower on the Monday after and found a top plate for a set of dentures under my forskin....
How big is your foreskin??
And nothing under mine, as I haven't had one since the age of 3...."
Im guessing it's a lot bigger than average...it's my fault really...I never got the hang of masturbation till I was in my 30s so just used to tug endlessly on my forskin...it must be about 2ft long now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is the worst thing you have ever found under a forskin
It doesn't have to be your own so ladies feel free to join in
I'll start... went on a Butlins 50s music weekend and had quite a time with some of the old Dorris's there...was in the shower on the Monday after and found a top plate for a set of dentures under my forskin....
How big is your foreskin??
And nothing under mine, as I haven't had one since the age of 3....
Im guessing it's a lot bigger than average...it's my fault really...I never got the hang of masturbation till I was in my 30s so just used to tug endlessly on my forskin...it must be about 2ft long now."
That's got to be a five or six skin! |
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A really really long hair! Not even one of my own. Never been with a girl at the time either so fuck knows where it came from wasnt there the day before lol |
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A mate of mine went to Thailand on holiday ...one morning he found a ping pong ball under his forskin. Turns out the dancer he shagged from the bar he was in the previous night hadn't fired out all her ping pongs at work... |
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"I once found a shard of glass in mine!!
In your foreskin?
YOUR foreskin?
Yes 
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But the good news is there was also cookies crumbs and because I was so hungry it took my mind off the pain |
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"I once found a shard of glass in mine!!
In your foreskin?
YOUR foreskin?
Yes
But the good news is there was also cookies crumbs and because I was so hungry it took my mind off the pain "
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"Found a Lynx can once, still full and usable  "
At least that's useful..although if it's lynx Africa, I've been banned from wearing it, as I turn from clunge monster to clunge magnet... and as we know there's not enough ladies on FAB as it is, without me snaffeling them all |
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