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"Sainsbury’s.
Any of you pervs want anything?"
I dare you to put just three things in your basket and go to a ‘manned’ checkout - not a machine!
Three things are:
Lube
Condoms
And the biggest cucumber you can find.
Will you do it? |
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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Sainsbury’s.
Any of you pervs want anything?
I dare you to put just three things in your basket and go to a ‘manned’ checkout - not a machine!
Three things are:
Lube
Condoms
And the biggest cucumber you can find.
Will you do it?"
Lol. No, too chicken  |
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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"A woman, ideally with tea & a packet of custard creams in her hand (other biscuits won't result in a rejection). "
I’ll see if the wife will pop round with some of her home made cookies, Might change her mind about a kink lifetstyle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"12 mangoes
8 Passionfruit
12 Pink Grapefruit
Brewing a new beer tomorrow and need these
Sounds interesting, That reminds me I need some brewer’s years. Thanks!"
Brewing an Olicana hopped pale with extra fruit to put some intense flavour in there.
What yeast are you using? |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"Can you pop into aldi on the way back ? If im going to stick a cucumber up my bum i want it to be as cheep as chips !! Thanks.
Cheap cucumber? As long as it’s not gone soggy"
But it's ok if it's wonky !!
Also can you see if Sainsburys sell stockings, just tried to get some and they are like unicorn poop to buy. Xx |
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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago
Cambridge |
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Brewing an Olicana hopped pale with extra fruit to put some intense flavour in there.
What yeast are you using? "
No idea! It’s a brewing kit I got a little while ago. It’s been sat so long the little packet of yeast has gone out of date |
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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Some whiskey 
Don’t know much about whiskey. What sort do you like? Jameson’s ok for you?
It’s my favourite "
Popped a bottle of Stone’s Ginger Wine in their too so you can make whiskey macs. |
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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"A bottle of white wine, 2 bunches of daffodils and a box of orange matchmakers. Thank you.x"
Sorted. I’ve looked at your profile and I’m bringing them up personally as quick as I can. |
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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Bourbons please
Damn! Misread that and bought you a bottle of Jack Daniel’s by mistake.
Well you had better go back then  I'll keep the JD safe in my belly  "
Pour me a shot. I’m gonna need it after all this shopping, |
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"Bourbons please
Damn! Misread that and bought you a bottle of Jack Daniel’s by mistake.
Well you had better go back then I'll keep the JD safe in my belly
Pour me a shot. I’m gonna need it after all this shopping,"
Of course, some people are so demanding huh |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Some whiskey
Don’t know much about whiskey. What sort do you like? Jameson’s ok for you?
It’s my favourite
Popped a bottle of Stone’s Ginger Wine in their too so you can make whiskey macs."
Ohhh yummy  |
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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"I’m just popping out, of my pants, I’ve either got a raging hard on and it’s climbed over the waist band or the inner lining of my shorts are ripped "
I’ll pick up some new pants for you. |
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