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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
Just something light hearted to have a laugh to
The Chav's Prayer, Our father, who art in prison, Mother knows not his name. Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB Sports as it is in Poundland. Give us this day our welfare bread, and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy-slap those who give evidence against us. And lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing. For thine is the chavdom, the blueberry and the Blackberry, for ever and ever, Innit blood. |
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"Just something light hearted to have a laugh to
The Chav's Prayer, Our father, who art in prison, Mother knows not his name. Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB Sports as it is in Poundland. Give us this day our welfare bread, and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy-slap those who give evidence against us. And lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing. For thine is the chavdom, the blueberry and the Blackberry, for ever and ever, Innit blood."
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i love the rain. i wanna stroll out into the eye of a downpour in the middle of nowhere and just let it drench me 
my fantasys to fcuk in a torrential downpour |
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"Just something light hearted to have a laugh to
The Chav's Prayer, Our father, who art in prison, Mother knows not his name. Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB Sports as it is in Poundland. Give us this day our welfare bread, and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy-slap those who give evidence against us. And lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing. For thine is the chavdom, the blueberry and the Blackberry, for ever and ever, Innit blood."
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Every Sunday afternoon the chimes from an Ice-cream vendors van heralds his arrival in my street blasting-out the usual array of traditional tunes associated with his craft……
Today he raised my smile playing a resolutely optimistic rendition of “ Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head”  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Every Sunday afternoon the chimes from an Ice-cream vendors van heralds his arrival in my street blasting-out the usual array of traditional tunes associated with his craft……
Today he raised my smile playing a resolutely optimistic rendition of “ Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head” "
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
My mate set me up on a blind date.
He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby."
I felt like a right idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy. |
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"i love the rain. i wanna stroll out into the eye of a downpour in the middle of nowhere and just let it drench me
my fantasys to fcuk in a torrential downpour "
Add a muddy field and i'll be there  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Just something light hearted to have a laugh to
The Chav's Prayer, Our father, who art in prison, Mother knows not his name. Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB Sports as it is in Poundland. Give us this day our welfare bread, and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy-slap those who give evidence against us. And lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing. For thine is the chavdom, the blueberry and the Blackberry, for ever and ever, Innit blood."
made me chuckle... |
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