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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

There are some things I always do when I'm trollied....eg

-bite all my beautiful nails off

off

-post attention seeking threads

-eat as much bread as I can find

-strip

Mine are all fairly boring.

But is there anything you do that's strange or bizarre .... or what's the weirdest thing you have done when legless

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

...so if I take all your bread away, you skip to #4?

Noted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"...so if I take all your bread away, you skip to #4?

Noted. "

I'd do that as number 1 for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am a horrible obnoxious offensive d*unk. I thus dont get d*unk any more.

I did get myself banned from a supermarket in Swansea once for getting stuck in the kiddie seat bit on a shopping trolley. I was 21!

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

Get my tits out and flirt with randoms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sing

Dance

Tell everyone I love them

Post full face pics on here!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Save friends from awkward situations

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get my tits out and flirt with randoms"

Let me get you a drink!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Save friends from awkward situations "

Pfft no you don't!

(You really do!)

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Get my tits out and flirt with randoms

Let me get you a drink!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Save friends from awkward situations

Pfft no you don't!

(You really do!) "

I said awkward not desired situations

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I'm trying to think of weird/bizarre things. Oh I once went home with a For Sale sign. I was so proud of that in halls.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rap. My mate thinks he’s a great rapper, he’s horrendous, we’ve had rap battles in the pub after closing.

Dancing. I always dance when I’m d*unk.

Buy stupid stuff on the internet.

Oh and I’ve tattooed myself whilst d*unk before

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am a horrible obnoxious offensive d*unk. I thus dont get d*unk any more.

I did get myself banned from a supermarket in Swansea once for getting stuck in the kiddie seat bit on a shopping trolley. I was 21!"

I have visions of you being an obnoxious arse...but stuck in a kiddie seat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get my tits out and flirt with randoms"

I'll remember to find you when you're d*unk somewhere

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan  over a year ago

london

I become a bit silly, stupid, irresponsible. Oh and eat food I don’t really want

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman  over a year ago

Victoria, London

only been proper smashed, but i've given a stranger a bj on the dance floor on a skiing holiday, and possibly been gang banged over a pool table by a rugby team. Thankfully so smashed by memory loss has protected by sanity

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sing

Dance

Tell everyone I love them

Post full face pics on here!!!!!!"

You sound fun... haha on the face pics. Stuff like that always seems a good idea doesnt it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am a horrible obnoxious offensive d*unk. I thus dont get d*unk any more.

I did get myself banned from a supermarket in Swansea once for getting stuck in the kiddie seat bit on a shopping trolley. I was 21!

I have visions of you being an obnoxious arse...but stuck in a kiddie seat. "

No. The correct answer is 'I can't imagine you being an obnoxious arse'. Sheeesh

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

I'm an inoffensive d*unk, but I do have a tendency to make some poor decisions.

For the most part I just overshare and tell stories that are deeply inappropriate, which is quite dull.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Save friends from awkward situations "

You must have shitty friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm trying to think of weird/bizarre things. Oh I once went home with a For Sale sign. I was so proud of that in halls. "

Standard student behaviour. I imagine you to be a right loud d*unk, shame I cant remember haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Play really cheesey music really loud as I sing and dance along and force others to join in too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rap. My mate thinks he’s a great rapper, he’s horrendous, we’ve had rap battles in the pub after closing.

Dancing. I always dance when I’m d*unk.

Buy stupid stuff on the internet.

Oh and I’ve tattooed myself whilst d*unk before "

Let me know when you are next put drinking and I'll join you...I know all the words to jump around if that helps seal the deal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on fabs and message every sexy person in 10 miles of my location and have 30 messages and 50 new friends the next ray

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go on fabs and message every sexy person in 10 miles of my location and have 30 messages and 50 new friends the next ray "

*day

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I become a bit silly, stupid, irresponsible. Oh and eat food I don’t really want"

But d*unk you does want it...

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By *averockrockMan  over a year ago

swindon

Getting loud and funny! jumping and climbing on things!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i never get smashed ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dance, talk at length and forget my point, sext people I shouldn't.

I'm a happy d*unk tho...

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I'm trying to think of weird/bizarre things. Oh I once went home with a For Sale sign. I was so proud of that in halls.

Standard student behaviour. I imagine you to be a right loud d*unk, shame I cant remember haha "

I'm actually very quiet and reserved and polite and well behaved thank you.

You'll see it soon! Leeeeds! So soon!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dad dancing. Never when sober but

red wine brings it out every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"only been proper smashed, but i've given a stranger a bj on the dance floor on a skiing holiday, and possibly been gang banged over a pool table by a rugby team. Thankfully so smashed by memory loss has protected by sanity "

Now, I'll be honest I wasnt expecting that level of d*unk or answer but I admire your dedication.

A whole rugby team hey?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bite my nails off too. It’s mad

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By *ohnjones3210Man  over a year ago

Chester


"Sing

Dance

Tell everyone I love them

Post full face pics on here!!!!!!"

Awwww! Same!! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Getting loud and funny! jumping and climbing on things! "

What do you jump on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dance, talk at length and forget my point, sext people I shouldn't.

I'm a happy d*unk tho..."

I've never had a sext from you....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sing

Dance

Tell everyone I love them

Post full face pics on here!!!!!!

You sound fun... haha on the face pics. Stuff like that always seems a good idea doesnt it "

Lots of things seem like a good idea at the time when your d*unk! I’ve woken up once or twice next to what I thought was a good idea the night before!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When tipsy I become:

Extremely horny and off the scale flirtatious... usually with the most inappropriate person i see

Then i tend to become brutally honest...

Which can then lead to burning the house down

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

If I'm drinking at home, I brush my teeth each alot, also I get the giggles quite easy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I bite my nails off too. It’s mad"

It's the strangest thing isnt it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sing

Dance

Tell everyone I love them

Post full face pics on here!!!!!!

You sound fun... haha on the face pics. Stuff like that always seems a good idea doesnt it

Lots of things seem like a good idea at the time when your d*unk! I’ve woken up once or twice next to what I thought was a good idea the night before! "

The dreaded beer/gin goggles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When tipsy I become:

Extremely horny and off the scale flirtatious... usually with the most inappropriate person i see

Then i tend to become brutally honest...

Which can then lead to burning the house down "

lol be my date

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When tipsy I become:

Extremely horny and off the scale flirtatious... usually with the most inappropriate person i see

Then i tend to become brutally honest...

Which can then lead to burning the house down "

That sounds like quite the night. Do you mean that really bad d*unk flirting when you think its subtle but it really isnt? I'm terrible with that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i never get smashed ha "

At the Essex social you will!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rap. My mate thinks he’s a great rapper, he’s horrendous, we’ve had rap battles in the pub after closing.

Dancing. I always dance when I’m d*unk.

Buy stupid stuff on the internet.

Oh and I’ve tattooed myself whilst d*unk before

Let me know when you are next put drinking and I'll join you...I know all the words to jump around if that helps seal the deal "

Sounds great! I own my own pub so I’m out quite a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When tipsy I become:

Extremely horny and off the scale flirtatious... usually with the most inappropriate person i see

Then i tend to become brutally honest...

Which can then lead to burning the house down "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I'm drinking at home, I brush my teeth each alot, also I get the giggles quite easy. "

Brush your teeth???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go on fabs and message every sexy person in 10 miles of my location and have 30 messages and 50 new friends the next ray "

Guilty of this too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Talk too much and to anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rap. My mate thinks he’s a great rapper, he’s horrendous, we’ve had rap battles in the pub after closing.

Dancing. I always dance when I’m d*unk.

Buy stupid stuff on the internet.

Oh and I’ve tattooed myself whilst d*unk before

Let me know when you are next put drinking and I'll join you...I know all the words to jump around if that helps seal the deal

Sounds great! I own my own pub so I’m out quite a lot! "

Do you have vodka?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Generally get sloppy and incredibly emotional! It's not a good look! Xxx

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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I think I love the world and the world loves me it makes me a tad tactile.

I also like pie and peas but usually burn the roof of my mouth so I don’t do that anymore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When tipsy I become:

Extremely horny and off the scale flirtatious... usually with the most inappropriate person i see

Then i tend to become brutally honest...

Which can then lead to burning the house down

That sounds like quite the night. Do you mean that really bad d*unk flirting when you think its subtle but it really isnt? I'm terrible with that "

Erm, not so subtle lol..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If last night is anything to go by, fall asleep in front of friends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Generally get sloppy and incredibly emotional! It's not a good look! Xxx"

You are actually describing me at the Heathrow social I think I touched your hair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You forgot ring people...

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I think I love the world and the world loves me it makes me a tad tactile.

"

The world does love you Babsie. Even when you're being honest and boring (but right!).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are some things I always do when I'm trollied....eg

-bite all my beautiful nails off

off

-post attention seeking threads

-eat as much bread as I can find

-strip

Mine are all fairly boring.

But is there anything you do that's strange or bizarre .... or what's the weirdest thing you have done when legless "

My inhibitions totally do one lol!

Extra flirty and extra filthy .

Happy d*unk

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London

I have never been legless

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think I love the world and the world loves me it makes me a tad tactile.

I also like pie and peas but usually burn the roof of my mouth so I don’t do that anymore "

Loving everyone is a beautiful thing.

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"If I'm drinking at home, I brush my teeth each alot, also I get the giggles quite easy.

Brush your teeth??? "

Yeah, was going to say each time I nip for a wee, which it could be... But too much infi. Don't know why but yeah I do. It's a sure sign that I'm getting fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never been legless "

That is the best way to be!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I love the world and the world loves me it makes me a tad tactile.

I also like pie and peas but usually burn the roof of my mouth so I don’t do that anymore

Loving everyone is a beautiful thing. "

Nah....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You forgot ring people... "

You know what I didn't remember that at all until I'd been awake a couple of hours. ...what a twat. Haha

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I think I love the world and the world loves me it makes me a tad tactile.

The world does love you Babsie. Even when you're being honest and boring (but right!). "

SmellMell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Generally get sloppy and incredibly emotional! It's not a good look! Xxx

You are actually describing me at the Heathrow social I think I touched your hair "

You almost certainly did! I think most people did that night xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here's a thought ... any fabbers going out on the lash and worried about posting stuff they might regret? Just pm me your password, I can then change it to keep it safe. When you are sober, contact me and I can change it back.

It will be safe with me ... you can trust me.

Honest.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I think I love the world and the world loves me it makes me a tad tactile.

I also like pie and peas but usually burn the roof of my mouth so I don’t do that anymore

Loving everyone is a beautiful thing. "

It feels beautiful at the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rap. My mate thinks he’s a great rapper, he’s horrendous, we’ve had rap battles in the pub after closing.

Dancing. I always dance when I’m d*unk.

Buy stupid stuff on the internet.

Oh and I’ve tattooed myself whilst d*unk before

Let me know when you are next put drinking and I'll join you...I know all the words to jump around if that helps seal the deal

Sounds great! I own my own pub so I’m out quite a lot!

Do you have vodka?"

I have a lot of vodka. I also have a distillery and make my own!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I think I love the world and the world loves me it makes me a tad tactile.

I also like pie and peas but usually burn the roof of my mouth so I don’t do that anymore

Loving everyone is a beautiful thing.

Nah.... "

Oh yeah! Not managing a poker face when you dislike someone.

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan  over a year ago

london


"Rap. My mate thinks he’s a great rapper, he’s horrendous, we’ve had rap battles in the pub after closing.

Dancing. I always dance when I’m d*unk.

Buy stupid stuff on the internet.

Oh and I’ve tattooed myself whilst d*unk before

Let me know when you are next put drinking and I'll join you...I know all the words to jump around if that helps seal the deal

Sounds great! I own my own pub so I’m out quite a lot!

Do you have vodka?

I have a lot of vodka. I also have a distillery and make my own! "

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Generally get sloppy and incredibly emotional! It's not a good look! Xxx"

I love emotional ivory!!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I forgot to add....I throw up too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Try not to be invisible

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Rap. My mate thinks he’s a great rapper, he’s horrendous, we’ve had rap battles in the pub after closing.

Dancing. I always dance when I’m d*unk.

Buy stupid stuff on the internet.

Oh and I’ve tattooed myself whilst d*unk before

Let me know when you are next put drinking and I'll join you...I know all the words to jump around if that helps seal the deal

Sounds great! I own my own pub so I’m out quite a lot!

Do you have vodka?

I have a lot of vodka. I also have a distillery and make my own! "

Angel-eyes we have a new best friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Generally get sloppy and incredibly emotional! It's not a good look! Xxx

I love emotional ivory!!! Xxx"

Lol emotional ivory just cries! I prefer the funny ivory and tipsy Lms just makes me laugh! Xxx

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman  over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I fall over more than usual and kiss all my friends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get my tits out and flirt with randoms"
i need to visit dudley lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rap. My mate thinks he’s a great rapper, he’s horrendous, we’ve had rap battles in the pub after closing.

Dancing. I always dance when I’m d*unk.

Buy stupid stuff on the internet.

Oh and I’ve tattooed myself whilst d*unk before

Let me know when you are next put drinking and I'll join you...I know all the words to jump around if that helps seal the deal

Sounds great! I own my own pub so I’m out quite a lot!

Do you have vodka?

I have a lot of vodka. I also have a distillery and make my own! "

So can I bring a couple of females friends over for a tasting?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Generally get sloppy and incredibly emotional! It's not a good look! Xxx

I love emotional ivory!!! Xxx

Lol emotional ivory just cries! I prefer the funny ivory and tipsy Lms just makes me laugh! Xxx "

Ha ha you’ll be seeing tipsy LMS in a few weeks! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rap. My mate thinks he’s a great rapper, he’s horrendous, we’ve had rap battles in the pub after closing.

Dancing. I always dance when I’m d*unk.

Buy stupid stuff on the internet.

Oh and I’ve tattooed myself whilst d*unk before

Let me know when you are next put drinking and I'll join you...I know all the words to jump around if that helps seal the deal

Sounds great! I own my own pub so I’m out quite a lot!

Do you have vodka?

I have a lot of vodka. I also have a distillery and make my own!

Angel-eyes we have a new best friend "

We do...I was about to ask him to marry me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feel loved up.

Get brave and want to chat ladies. up

Crave for a kebab.

But when I was younger I used to go over the top when I drank and I did a few stupid things. Like climbing to the top of a recycling skip and falling off the edge.

Another time when I was working in Plymouth, I went for a drink by myself and got very d*unk and as I was walking back to the B&B a lady of the night stepped out in front of me and asked if I wanted buisness.

I was young and very sexualy inexperienced at the time and the thought of a blowjob for 20quid was very appealing.

I was just about to get it sucked when I saw police lights without a second thought I ran up the street with my cock out.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Rap. My mate thinks he’s a great rapper, he’s horrendous, we’ve had rap battles in the pub after closing.

Dancing. I always dance when I’m d*unk.

Buy stupid stuff on the internet.

Oh and I’ve tattooed myself whilst d*unk before

Let me know when you are next put drinking and I'll join you...I know all the words to jump around if that helps seal the deal

Sounds great! I own my own pub so I’m out quite a lot!

Do you have vodka?

I have a lot of vodka. I also have a distillery and make my own!

Angel-eyes we have a new best friend

We do...I was about to ask him to marry me "

Steady on ... sample the vodka first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Generally get sloppy and incredibly emotional! It's not a good look! Xxx

I love emotional ivory!!! Xxx

Lol emotional ivory just cries! I prefer the funny ivory and tipsy Lms just makes me laugh! Xxx

Ha ha you’ll be seeing tipsy LMS in a few weeks! Xxx"

Yeah! I can't wait! But I am not holding your hair back if tipsy LMS is sick. ebony can do that bit xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Feel loved up.

Get brave and want to chat ladies. up

Crave for a kebab.

But when I was younger I used to go over the top when I drank and I did a few stupid things. Like climbing to the top of a recycling skip and falling off the edge.

Another time when I was working in Plymouth, I went for a drink by myself and got very d*unk and as I was walking back to the B&B a lady of the night stepped out in front of me and asked if I wanted buisness.

I was young and very sexualy inexperienced at the time and the thought of a blowjob for 20quid was very appealing.

I was just about to get it sucked when I saw police lights without a second thought I ran up the street with my cock out.

"

There is a lot going on there ....but fuck yes to a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rap. My mate thinks he’s a great rapper, he’s horrendous, we’ve had rap battles in the pub after closing.

Dancing. I always dance when I’m d*unk.

Buy stupid stuff on the internet.

Oh and I’ve tattooed myself whilst d*unk before

Let me know when you are next put drinking and I'll join you...I know all the words to jump around if that helps seal the deal

Sounds great! I own my own pub so I’m out quite a lot!

Do you have vodka?

I have a lot of vodka. I also have a distillery and make my own!

So can I bring a couple of females friends over for a tasting? "

Of course! I look forward to it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's a thought ... any fabbers going out on the lash and worried about posting stuff they might regret? Just pm me your password, I can then change it to keep it safe. When you are sober, contact me and I can change it back.

It will be safe with me ... you can trust me.

Honest.

"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's a thought ... any fabbers going out on the lash and worried about posting stuff they might regret? Just pm me your password, I can then change it to keep it safe. When you are sober, contact me and I can change it back.

It will be safe with me ... you can trust me.

Honest.

lol "

I will look after your bank card and pin number too if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's a thought ... any fabbers going out on the lash and worried about posting stuff they might regret? Just pm me your password, I can then change it to keep it safe. When you are sober, contact me and I can change it back.

It will be safe with me ... you can trust me.

Honest.

lol

I will look after your bank card and pin number too if you like?"

omg my money is sacred

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's a thought ... any fabbers going out on the lash and worried about posting stuff they might regret? Just pm me your password, I can then change it to keep it safe. When you are sober, contact me and I can change it back.

It will be safe with me ... you can trust me.

Honest.

lol

I will look after your bank card and pin number too if you like?omg my money is sacred "

Can I just say you are looking good for your age

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By *ezmanyorksMan  over a year ago

Wakefield

Text random people I haven’t spoken to in over 5 years

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mainly just lose stuff. Keys, money, phone, shoes, people . Always a bit scared to check what's missing in the morning, although I'm rarely out on proper nights out these days!

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Take naughty pictures

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By *NawtyCplCouple  over a year ago

Around and about

Get all deep and meaningful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am a gin whore. I try not to drink. funnily enough ink buys it me everytime he goes to the bar when we are out. Prob cause anything goes when i drink it but i also cry alot and love everyone when d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I puke and then can’t function for at least 24 hours, which is why I don’t really drink

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Take naughty pictures"

Don’t believe you. Prove it next time

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Put the world to rights

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I flirt, a lot.

I dance, a lot.

I’m just a cheeky playful d*unk, like my inner child is unleashed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Forget where I crashed my car.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most of the time I'd I've had a few I'll be sitting quietly in a corner not talking to anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I flirt, a lot.

I dance, a lot.

I’m just a cheeky playful d*unk, like my inner child is unleashed "

You sound fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am the most clumbsy d*unk ever

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it's spirits, I get obnoxiously loud, suddenly know everything about everything, send embarrassing messages to the people that I least want to embarrass myself infront of and will never live down, assume every single person in the pub/street wants to be my new best friend, needless to say I've seriously curbed my drinking habits

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Talk quicker, dance and generally just be the fool especially if someone doesn’t look happy.... I can be annoying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eat a big bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, and talk absolute bollocks x

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

I love to dance but when I stop and get to a certain point I have to sleep

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I chat even more lol

I do zero in on guys though which can get me into trouble occasionally

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"Mainly just lose stuff. Keys, money, phone, shoes, people . Always a bit scared to check what's missing in the morning, although I'm rarely out on proper nights out these days!"

Ian does that!! But he’s lovable and hugs everyone!

I get tipsy and my Irish accent comes out and I’ll slur my texts (but that’s usually because of extreme tiredness) and I’ll sing karaoke and defo chat/flirt more

Millie x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah....my filter disappears, I feel the need to touch people and kiss then, I only ever eat mushroom pizza when d*unk.

Then decide that I need to puke said mushroom pizza...while sat on the toilet half undressed with the bathroom bin on my knee.....yup!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

I forget whole nights and find out the next day what I've been up to and it's not good.

Not horrific but not well behaved at all.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

Watching endless YouTube music videos, especially live performances or 80/90 artists.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Get a shit load of food, put a film on, and be asleep about 5 mins later usually.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get my tits out and flirt with randoms"

Love these kind of d*unks

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By *londie8399Couple  over a year ago

blackpool

Usually eat and get horny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always try to continue the party when everyone else wants to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Usually eat and get horny"

I would do that to you eat you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I actually feel better about my stupid d*unkenness after reading this....maybe deep down we are all the same haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Usually eat and get horny"

Same

The food is always a better idea than a Fab meet whilst d*unk

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By *lint-EverhardMan  over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'm a streaker when I'm d*unk.

Sometimes post arguments online or get horny.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

I tend to pole dance. Although i use the term dance very loosely. I tend to just grab on and whizz around it before staggering away.

I also like a Cheeseburger.

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

I tend to fall asleep

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Um...i've never been smashed before so can't say

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Oh gosh. I lose what little filter I have and tend to be very honest about my feelings. I can't risk getting d*unk with people I barely tolerate.

I dance. I'm louder. I'm a nightmare.

If d*unk and alone (very rare thankfully) I write reams and reams of poetry and buy useless things on eBay.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Um...i've never been smashed before so can't say "

I've never been smashed either. Go with tipsy Chill!

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Um...i've never been smashed before so can't say

I've never been smashed either. Go with tipsy Chill!"

I've rarely been tipsy either..and even then it's mildly tipsy. I know i'm boring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dance dance dance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve no idea. I wake up from the night before with memory loss.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im a bugger for karaoke when ive had afew ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Apparently I was that smashed once someone found me in a field having a full blown conversation with a sheep

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan  over a year ago

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I'm pretty reserved kind of fella, getting tipsy gets me going, but not a fan of being d*unk.

Normally drinking takes off the filters and makes me more willing to spill the beans on things and confess to antics that I wouldn't normally talk about in everyday life!

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York

I always get on the dancefloor when d*unk. I also eat doner meat and chips drowning in garlic sauce too which I wouldn't any other time! It takes a lot to get me d*unk though, and even on a major session I'm usually still in control, just less inhibited.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Apparently I was that smashed once someone found me in a field having a full blown conversation with a sheep "

Me and thee need a night out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve no idea. I wake up from the night before with memory loss. "

This is what keeps happening to me....black outs

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By *ad steMan  over a year ago

Southport

I have to be very drink to dance but when I do I am disowned by any body that knows me I'm told a cross of Michael Jackson and Michael flatley 3 foot clearance all the way roun

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Apparently I was that smashed once someone found me in a field having a full blown conversation with a sheep

Me and thee need a night out! "

Haha that would be amusing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't remember the last time I got tipsy as I rarely drink, and never have more than one on the odd occasion that I do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smashed....probably fall over

Tipsy well....I’ve wrote a very intimate and very descriptive message on what I would do to someone if they had been here but sent it to my boss by mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smashed....probably fall over

Tipsy well....I’ve wrote a very intimate and very descriptive message on what I would do to someone if they had been here but sent it to my boss by mistake "

Well that will teach you a lesson

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smashed....probably fall over

Tipsy well....I’ve wrote a very intimate and very descriptive message on what I would do to someone if they had been here but sent it to my boss by mistake

Well that will teach you a lesson "

You’d of thought so but this hasn’t been a one off incident

It’s a good job for me that my bosses are more like good friends and can take handle my long winded sexually descriptive messages

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Um...i've never been smashed before so can't say

I've never been smashed either. Go with tipsy Chill!

I've rarely been tipsy either..and even then it's mildly tipsy. I know i'm boring "

I doubt you’ve ever boring

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch

I tend to massively over eat - going to the pizza place to get something to see me back into town so that I can get mixed kebab meat & chips for the journey home is, or at least was when I could be arsed to go out at the weekend, not uncommon....

I did also once take all the skin off my forearm falling out of a shopping trolley moving at speed

Mainly though I just fall asleep.

I'm a very dull d*unk. But not usually an unpleasant one, either, so there are plusses

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By *ackdd72Man  over a year ago

the valleys

A few too many to list here from my miss spent youth the ones that stand out are

Waking up to find 2 pub picnic tables in my garden having no idea where they were from

Woke up to find my hand and forearm blue as in blue paint and blue hand prints thru the house

Finally getting a month ban from my local for completely stripping off after losing on the strip poker arcade machine

I try not to drink to excess anymore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a tendency to realise I'm enjoying myself, that other people are enjoying themselves and then bam.... the "someone needs to be a responsible adult" head kicks in and I go into overdrive on taking care of people and trying to ensure they don't do something they may regret.

Seen way too much badness come from alcohol consumption.

P

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Um...i've never been smashed before so can't say

I've never been smashed either. Go with tipsy Chill!

I've rarely been tipsy either..and even then it's mildly tipsy. I know i'm boring

I doubt you’ve ever boring "

I have my exciting moments

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By *rscotsdudeMan  over a year ago

angus

Im built like a rugby player and have a deep Scottish voice but when pissed i have a real girly giggle, its especially bad if i have been on the wine. Mates and family all think its hilarious and dosnt bother me as if in laughing im having a good time, i suppose its quite similar sounding to peter kay when he has the giggles

And there has been plenty things done when d*unk. Deciding to use a shopping trolley as a skate board to get home quicker was a bad idea and didnt end well....one very fucked ankle after a spectacular crash. You know its bad when it hurts like fuck when your totally smashed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a tendency to realise I'm enjoying myself, that other people are enjoying themselves and then bam.... the "someone needs to be a responsible adult" head kicks in and I go into overdrive on taking care of people and trying to ensure they don't do something they may regret.

Seen way too much badness come from alcohol consumption.

P"

It sounds like I may need you around when I'm d*unk.

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