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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wore new leather Converse the other day and they ripped my heels to absolute shreds. I thought I was fronting it out ok limping through town, holding back the tears until I got home and saw the whole back of them and the bottom of my jeans were actually covered in blood. Nice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had egg and marmite on toast for breki, then went to ASDA. During the shop I reached into a freezer and accidentally trumped. I had to run away from it, was nearly sick!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone stood on my toe with heels on last night, it hurt and I was close to full blown crying  "
That sounds so painful ouch!
Somehow caught the side of a hot pan with my finger the other day  |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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I banged my bum on the corner of the weights rack at the gym in front of loads of people.
I wanted to swear and cry but didn't know anyone so didn't.
I had a big bruise and a swollen lump for 4 days |
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"Had egg and marmite on toast for breki, then went to ASDA. During the shop I reached into a freezer and accidentally trumped. I had to run away from it, was nearly sick! "
It was that bad it made your eyes water?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone stood on my toe with heels on last night, it hurt and I was close to full blown crying
Did you karate chop them for doing it? "
No I did that typically British thing of apologising when it clearly wasn't my fault! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"I wore new leather Converse the other day and they ripped my heels to absolute shreds. I thought I was fronting it out ok limping through town, holding back the tears until I got home and saw the whole back of them and the bottom of my jeans were actually covered in blood. Nice "
You have my sympathy - i get this with every pair of new shoes (apart from sandals). It’s not fun |
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"Slipped on a wee step on my birthday, tweaked the ankle and crashed on to my knees. Pain soon forgotten as was dancing 15 minutes later, the knees the next day reminded me of my childhood  "
John Travolta style |
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"Slipped on a wee step on my birthday, tweaked the ankle and crashed on to my knees. Pain soon forgotten as was dancing 15 minutes later, the knees the next day reminded me of my childhood
John Travolta style "
Aye with a bit of village people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just got a rope burn on my little finger, it didnt make my eyes water though.
Maybe when I fell on a box of crockery and lacerated my chest.
Jesus!"
I wouldnt mind but I had just walked down two steep flights of stairs with it and tripped over my own feet on the doorstep out to the car. Safe to say the crockery I was about to give to charity didnt quite make it! |
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"I missed the steps getting out of a hot tub last night... basically did the splits with one foot on the floor and the other leg still in the hot tub 
I may have been a little bit tipsy "
I hope you're OK |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just got a rope burn on my little finger, it didnt make my eyes water though.
Maybe when I fell on a box of crockery and lacerated my chest.
Jesus!
I wouldnt mind but I had just walked down two steep flights of stairs with it and tripped over my own feet on the doorstep out to the car. Safe to say the crockery I was about to give to charity didnt quite make it!"
Oh no! The last hurdle. I hope you're alright! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed the steps getting out of a hot tub last night... basically did the splits with one foot on the floor and the other leg still in the hot tub
I may have been a little bit tipsy "
Ooooowwwch! |
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Walked into a door handle this morning, yesterday I got bitten by the dog, Friday I caught my little finger in the big dog's collar when he tried to run in the road. I'm a walking disaster zone. I also slipped getting out of the shower this morning but managed to rescue myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Walked into a door handle this morning, yesterday I got bitten by the dog, Friday I caught my little finger in the big dog's collar when he tried to run in the road. I'm a walking disaster zone. I also slipped getting out of the shower this morning but managed to rescue myself "
Oh lord, you're having a bad weekend! |
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"Walked into a door handle this morning, yesterday I got bitten by the dog, Friday I caught my little finger in the big dog's collar when he tried to run in the road. I'm a walking disaster zone. I also slipped getting out of the shower this morning but managed to rescue myself
Oh lord, you're having a bad weekend! "
Nah, this is fairly standard for me |
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"Yesterday. My Son proclaimed “Abracadabra!” then whacked me with a Drum Stick, showcasing his Magic skills after watching Ben and Holly.
Did he get you in the bollocks though? "
Yep! With precise accuracy and power then started to climb over my back whilst I was down on the floor! “Dada, you alright?” “....No...Son...” “That’s OK! It’s alright!” |
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"Yesterday. My Son proclaimed “Abracadabra!” then whacked me with a Drum Stick, showcasing his Magic skills after watching Ben and Holly.
Did he get you in the bollocks though?
Yep! With precise accuracy and power then started to climb over my back whilst I was down on the floor! “Dada, you alright?” “....No...Son...” “That’s OK! It’s alright!” "
Yes, that would bring a tear to your eyes |
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"sat on a bollock and now my eyes are watering.
When was the last time you made your eyes water and why? "
You tart! I've been caged for a week today, my balls have constantly ached from day one. Thats doesn't include the self teasing exercises I've been given! |
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"sat on a bollock and now my eyes are watering.
When was the last time you made your eyes water and why?
You tart! I've been caged for a week today, my balls have constantly ached from day one. Thats doesn't include the self teasing exercises I've been given!"
Taxi! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At the cinema, a womn in spikey shoes trod on my foot... it took all the hail marys not to wrangle her fucking shoe off her foot and stab her in the throat cack footed bitch |
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"At the cinema, a womn in spikey shoes trod on my foot... it took all the hail marys not to wrangle her fucking shoe off her foot and stab her in the throat cack footed bitch "
Should of butted her |
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