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over a year ago
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a man and woman start having sex in the middle of a dark wood. after about 15 mins the guy says "damn I wish I had a torch"
"me too" says the woman "you've been eating grass for the last 10 mins"  |
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Five English men in an Audi Quattro arrive at Dublin port...Paddy the port officer stops them and tells them "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means 4"
"Quattro is just the name of the car" says the English man, "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons"
"You can't pull that one on me" says Paddy, "Quattro means 4 and you have 5 people in your car so you are breaking the law"
The Englishman shouts "You fucking idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with some intelligence"
Says Paddy "You can't, Myrphy is busy with those 2 fellas in the Fiat Uno!" |
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"Five English men in an Audi Quattro arrive at Dublin port...Paddy the port officer stops them and tells them "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means 4"
"Quattro is just the name of the car" says the English man, "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons"
"You can't pull that one on me" says Paddy, "Quattro means 4 and you have 5 people in your car so you are breaking the law"
The Englishman shouts "You fucking idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with some intelligence"
Says Paddy "You can't, Myrphy is busy with those 2 fellas in the Fiat Uno!""
That made me giggle  |
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"Five English men in an Audi Quattro arrive at Dublin port...Paddy the port officer stops them and tells them "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means 4"
"Quattro is just the name of the car" says the English man, "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons"
"You can't pull that one on me" says Paddy, "Quattro means 4 and you have 5 people in your car so you are breaking the law"
The Englishman shouts "You fucking idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with some intelligence"
Says Paddy "You can't, Myrphy is busy with those 2 fellas in the Fiat Uno!"
That made me giggle "
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With a slight hesitation, I nervously inserted a finger: it felt warm and wet."I'm gonna need more than that," she said.Taking a breath, I then inserted three more fingers."Go on, put your whole hand in," she demanded.I wanted to please her, so I did what she said: I was really sweating by now."It's no good, you're gonna have to put your other hand in as well" she pushed.I closed my eyes and thrust forward with my other hand and she let out a scream."There you go Dave, it's not that hard to do the washing up is it?" she smiled. |
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