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"Then if they turn out to be a dick you're 1.6 km away. And you've got their shoes.
How big is a dick in millimetres pls ?
Massive..."
Would be wouldn't it ......... ooooooo let's keep the dicks counted in cm's ...
An 8 incher is a 20cm ....... ooooooo matron. |
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"Then if they turn out to be a dick you're 1.6 km away. And you've got their shoes.
How big is a dick in millimetres pls ?
Massive...
Would be wouldn't it ......... ooooooo let's keep the dicks counted in cm's ...
An 8 incher is a 20cm ....... ooooooo matron."
What cubic cm of water would that squeeze out of your eyes ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Fucked in the eyes ? Is that the European position ?
Hence the term "saw him coming"
Sacre Bleu ! Sorry ........ meant Everton !"
Nil satis nisi optimum |
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"Fucked in the eyes ? Is that the European position ?
Hence the term "saw him coming"
Sacre Bleu ! Sorry ........ meant Everton !
Nil satis nisi optimum
In hac hebdomada reds et cacas"
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"Feed the birds..... 0.02 euros a bag....lol hey you up on your metric granny?
Is that an old ladies bi-cycle ?
How much does a metric cost these days little boy ?" lol hey put your teeth back in the glass and calculate the circumference of this circle I'm trying to cut out but in metric ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Feed the birds..... 0.02 euros a bag....lol hey you up on your metric granny?
Is that an old ladies bi-cycle ?
How much does a metric cost these days little boy ?lol hey put your teeth back in the glass and calculate the circumference of this circle I'm trying to cut out but in metric " and no hanging yer tongue out while you do it ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?
Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!
( the english are hot at languidges )"
Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)
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"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?
Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!
( the english are hot at languidges )
Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)
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"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?
Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!
( the english are hot at languidges )
Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)
All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language "
Ty lubiem, kochanie ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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I don’t like bent bananas anyway. I think I’ll pop down to the shops using the M56 which is a beautiful motorway which was funded by the EU at the regulated speed limit of 120 kmph and avail of straight bananas all for the tidy sum of €1.20 |
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"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?
Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!
( the english are hot at languidges )
Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)
All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language
Ty lubiem, kochanie "
tez cie kocham
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"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?
Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!
( the english are hot at languidges )
Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)
All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language
Ty lubiem, kochanie
tez cie kocham
" i agree ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?
Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!
( the english are hot at languidges )
Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)
All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language
Ty lubiem, kochanie
tez cie kocham
i agree "
och, mówisz po polsku? |
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"Then if they turn out to be a dick you're 1.6 km away. And you've got their shoes.
How big is a dick in millimetres pls ?
Massive...
Would be wouldn't it ......... ooooooo let's keep the dicks counted in cm's ...
An 8 incher is a 20cm ....... ooooooo matron."
But 200mm sounds even bigger... ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?
Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!
( the english are hot at languidges )
Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)
All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language
Ty lubiem, kochanie
tez cie kocham
i agree
och, mówisz po polsku?" omg can't believe you said that ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?
Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!
( the english are hot at languidges )
Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)
All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language
Ty lubiem, kochanie
tez cie kocham
i agree
och, mówisz po polsku?omg can't believe you said that "
Soz about that x |
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"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?
Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!
( the english are hot at languidges )
Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)
All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language
Ty lubiem, kochanie
tez cie kocham
i agree
och, mówisz po polsku?omg can't believe you said that
Soz about that x" its ok didn't Google it ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?
Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!
( the english are hot at languidges )
Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)
All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language
Ty lubiem, kochanie
tez cie kocham
i agree
och, mówisz po polsku?omg can't believe you said that
Soz about that xits ok didn't Google it "
She asked if you speak Polish, that's all ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?
Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!
( the english are hot at languidges )
Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)
All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language
Ty lubiem, kochanie
tez cie kocham
i agree
och, mówisz po polsku?omg can't believe you said that
Soz about that xits ok didn't Google it
She asked if you speak Polish, that's all "
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