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Lighthearted Brexit Day thread..

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So we leave the EU at 11pm, some will love it, some will hate it.

This isn’t a ‘let’s have an argument’ thread, instead just for fun what are those (possibly made up!) things that we will no longer be able to do “when we leave Europe” and what are those new things we can do from 11pm?

For example French kissing is obviously banned after 11pm as we are no longer in the EU!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No longer blame the EU for everything

(No wait, that'll definitely still happen)

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By *uryWhipMan over a year ago

Harringay

Does that mean Belgian waffles are off the table?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

French letters will now have to be called British Overcoats

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Bratwurst will have to be referred to as Dirty German Sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No more french fries?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The following foods will no longer be available for purchase:

Brussel sprouts

Champagne

Danish pastry

French fries

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Any weather coming from Europe will just avoid us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Greek salad is now banned.

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

Café’s will be banned in favour of the more traditional Cafe!

Bacon, Eggs & plenty of fried tomatoes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mark Francois to be deported back to France.

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By *nto My ArmsMan over a year ago

Herts/London

You can no longer play The Final Countdown.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hotels can no longer offer a continental breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Café’s will be banned in favour of the more traditional Cafe!

Bacon, Eggs & plenty of fried tomatoes! "

To be pronounced Caff

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Before you leave your house you must now kneel and thank Borris hands outstretched

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Café’s will be banned in favour of the more traditional Cafe!

Bacon, Eggs & plenty of fried tomatoes!

To be pronounced Caff "

Pmsl

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

Oh no, we can't participate in Eurovision any longer. Quel domage (oops can't say that either now) Not that that's stopped Australia mind you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Manoir au Quatre Saisons and La Gavroche to become Toby Carveries.

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Get through airports quickly - love feeling smug as I go pass the long line of non EU pasports holders when I fly to an EU country... now I'll be one of those guys waiting for ages for some Euro Passport Officer to graciously let me into their country

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Oh no, we can't participate in Eurovision any longer. Quel domage (oops can't say that either now) Not that that's stopped Australia mind you..."

Non EU countries like Austraila are seen as novelty acts and often do quite well. Infact, we did quite well before we joined the EU so I'm betting we'll win it this year!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're still in Europe everyone, we haven't fell off the map