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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Would you under measure your penis if asked about it’s size?
Like if you were 7” say you were around 6 to 6.5, or 8” say you were 7”.
I think I would just so they get a bit of a surprise, but I’d never over measure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?  "
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it "
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!  |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages? "
Yes. Never by a women but have been by other bi and gay men. Especially on Grindr. No hello or an icebreaker just 'you hung?' I blank those ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it! "
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again "
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Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it! "
I've never measured mine, never once have I had a ruler or tape measure to hand and thought you know what.... let's see what we are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it! "
Can't be done. There is no universally accepted method/standard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
Can't be done. There is no universally accepted method/standard."
I wouldn’t recommend one of those metal tape measures that flicks back if you press the red button by accident  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
Can't be done. There is no universally accepted method/standard.
I wouldn’t recommend one of those metal tape measures that flicks back if you press the red button by accident "
Nah were men, we know how to use a tape measure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again
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Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link "
You could become the standard..The Nora Scale of Penis Measurement. ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again
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Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link "
But what if I have a tiny twinky, will you lie to make me feel better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again
.
Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link
You could become the standard..The Nora Scale of Penis Measurement. ... "
Now there’s an idea! I do like a new business venture. I’ll get my people on it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again "
I don’t mind being stuck in the middle to be honest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again
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Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link
But what if I have a tiny twinky, will you lie to make me feel better? "
No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again
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Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link
But what if I have a tiny twinky, will you lie to make me feel better?
No"
In that case ignorance is bliss.
I'll just assume I'm hung and girthy with a perfect penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t be measuring in the first place, you get what you are given and if a woman doesn’t like it, then that would be there problem not mine "
You know how men love numbers. Did you not see Gregory’s Girl? |
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again
.
Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link
But what if I have a tiny twinky, will you lie to make me feel better?
No
In that case ignorance is bliss.
I'll just assume I'm hung and girthy with a perfect penis "
Just pop around to B&Q and get a second opinion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again
.
Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link
But what if I have a tiny twinky, will you lie to make me feel better?
No
In that case ignorance is bliss.
I'll just assume I'm hung and girthy with a perfect penis "
Yep I don’t blame you. And my arse is a peachey delight and my boobs stay just under my chin without a bra on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah. I'd probably think fuck that, they are not the type of person I want to be meeting.
Same  "
Boldy I'm the split of Billy Vunipola, when shall I book the Travelodge x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you under measure your penis if asked about it’s size?
Like if you were 7” say you were around 6 to 6.5, or 8” say you were 7”.
I think I would just so they get a bit of a surprise, but I’d never over measure. "
I think I would give the measurement of a soft cock, some small cocks expand dramatically when erect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d add 5 inches "
Crikey if proportionally you did that with your height if you had a penis the same size of mine, you’d be 2’8”. Shit you’re a garden gnome |
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again
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Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link "
Shall we have a measuring party? We can host if you agree to be the guest of honour, Nora. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again
.
Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link
Shall we have a measuring party? We can host if you agree to be the guest of honour, Nora. "
I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think it’s size queen thing then. Before I got rid of my minimum size requirement I used to ask guys what size they were and ask for a picture of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it’s size queen thing then. Before I got rid of my minimum size requirement I used to ask guys what size they were and ask for a picture of it. "
i do remember your very accurate cock measuring threads
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?
I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it
Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!
But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again
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Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link
Shall we have a measuring party? We can host if you agree to be the guest of honour, Nora.
I’m in "
Lickety did that at a forum social a few years back.
Funnily a lot of the guys suddenly had other places to be as soon as she whipped the tape measure out.
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