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The Dukes London visit
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As the majority of you are aware The Duke conducts his swinging empire from the island of Jersey. Regular readers will be delighted to learn that on April the 16th The Duke shall be flying club class to the English capital and will be residing at a famous hotel for three nights.
Whilst many of you will be disappointed The Duke must inform all excited swingers only one selected female can meet The Duke during his short visit.
To narrow down this important selection process #TeamDuke have drawn up a simple requirement check list to filter out all unsavoury cock sluts. The requirements are as follows.
Be between 18 and 49.
Breast size 36c and above.
Be no taller than 5’6
Have a large booty, the type which claps together whilst you are being pounded from behind.
Have foot size no larger than a UK 5
Be familiar with London
For those swingers who meet these standards you are urged to get in touch with a friendly member of #TeamDuke and receive further details.
Duke has spoken
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I fail on the shoe size!
You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet  "
Big feet, big meat?!
I’m only a 6 and there’s no risk of that saying applying to me! Ha ha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I fail on the shoe size!
You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet
Believe me, she got a big ass dick
Bigger then yours! "
I would never claim any different |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I fail on the shoe size!
You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet
Big feet, big socks
I’m only a 6 and there’s no risk of that saying applying to me! Ha ha! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I fail on the shoe size!
You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet
Believe me, she got a big ass dick
Bigger then yours!
I would never claim any different "
Do you need 3 hours to find it?! (Your status) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I fail on the shoe size!
You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet
Believe me, she got a big ass dick
Bigger then yours!
I would never claim any different
Do you need 3 hours to find it?! (Your status) "
1 hour to find it, 2 hours for all the different possible camera angles
bitches love cock shots  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fail on every single one so one less message for The Dick.. sorry Duke  "
What about the dude who stuck his arse in your face at the gym? Do you think that would clap together if Dukie was giving it six nowt?  |
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"I fail on every single one so one less message for The Dick.. sorry Duke
What about the dude who stuck his arse in your face at the gym? Do you think that would clap together if Dukie was giving it six nowt? "
I’m sure his feet were too big |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I fail on every single one so one less message for The Dick.. sorry Duke
What about the dude who stuck his arse in your face at the gym? Do you think that would clap together if Dukie was giving it six nowt?
I’m sure his feet were too big "
Damn! I thought I'd sorted his visit then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I fail on the shoe size!
You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet
Believe me, she got a big ass dick
Bigger then yours!
I would never claim any different
Do you need 3 hours to find it?! (Your status)
1 hour to find it, 2 hours for all the different possible camera angles
bitches love cock shots "
I’m not a bitch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So is this meant to be humour/irony? I can't be bothered to read most of it cos it's just verbal pre cum but is it intended to be some kind of sustained satire? |
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"So is this meant to be humour/irony? I can't be bothered to read most of it cos it's just verbal pre cum but is it intended to be some kind of sustained satire? "
You're very generous of spirit, Lola, to think it's prolonged satire and not some sad sac constantly posting the same thing endlessly.
You'd have thought that after the first dozen times he failed to get any takers for this amazing offer he'd take the hint.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So is this meant to be humour/irony? I can't be bothered to read most of it cos it's just verbal pre cum but is it intended to be some kind of sustained satire?
You're very generous of spirit, Lola, to think it's prolonged satire and not some sad sac constantly posting the same thing endlessly.
You'd have thought that after the first dozen times he failed to get any takers for this amazing offer he'd take the hint...."
Wow |
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