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Who first gave oral, more so, how it came about, were they curious of how a penis/vagina might taste? Did they discuss it first?
I also wonder about anal, was it accidental or intentional? What did they use for lube?
So many questions... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Google is your friend. Just don't use a computer at work to ask.  "
I did just Google it and this is what I found
The first documented blowjob resurrected an ancient Egyptian God.
Though only from mythology, the first "documented" blowjob was between the Egyptian god-king Osiris, and his sister-turned-wife Isis. The story goes that when Osiris was murdered and chopped up into pieces by his brother, Set, Osiris’ wife Isis put his body back together, but unfortunately couldn’t find the penis. Clearly thinking: “what’s a man without a penis?” she crafted a makeshift dick out of clay, stuck it onto Osiris’ crotch, and “blew” life into him by sucking his clay penis. |
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"Google is your friend. Just don't use a computer at work to ask.
I did just Google it and this is what I found
The first documented blowjob resurrected an ancient Egyptian God.
Though only from mythology, the first "documented" blowjob was between the Egyptian god-king Osiris, and his sister-turned-wife Isis. The story goes that when Osiris was murdered and chopped up into pieces by his brother, Set, Osiris’ wife Isis put his body back together, but unfortunately couldn’t find the penis. Clearly thinking: “what’s a man without a penis?” she crafted a makeshift dick out of clay, stuck it onto Osiris’ crotch, and “blew” life into him by sucking his clay penis."
That scene from the movie Ghost could be so different if Demi Moore was noshing away on Swayze's clay todger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Google is your friend. Just don't use a computer at work to ask.
I did just Google it and this is what I found
The first documented blowjob resurrected an ancient Egyptian God.
Though only from mythology, the first "documented" blowjob was between the Egyptian god-king Osiris, and his sister-turned-wife Isis. The story goes that when Osiris was murdered and chopped up into pieces by his brother, Set, Osiris’ wife Isis put his body back together, but unfortunately couldn’t find the penis. Clearly thinking: “what’s a man without a penis?” she crafted a makeshift dick out of clay, stuck it onto Osiris’ crotch, and “blew” life into him by sucking his clay penis.
That scene from the movie Ghost could be so different if Demi Moore was noshing away on Swayze's clay todger."
Well that's now an image I can't get out of my head. |
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If you didn't need an instruction manual, they probably didn't before books were invented, so I'm assuming that most of our sexual approaches, including sex for pleasure, not pregnancy, is as old as we are at least. Neanderthals, at least, had sex with us, so maybe they beat us to it. Their faces may have been perfect for oral. They maybe had gay sex too, group sex and more. |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
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"All the answers are in the good book. You clearly have plenty of time on your hands, so I suggest you read it 
Which book would be the good one?  "
Anything by Proust, though I would recommend In Search of Lost Time  |
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"All the answers are in the good book. You clearly have plenty of time on your hands, so I suggest you read it
Which book would be the good one?
Anything by Proust, though I would recommend In Search of Lost Time "
Would that be by the same person as time well spent? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who first gave oral, more so, how it came about, were they curious of how a penis/vagina might taste? Did they discuss it first?
I also wonder about anal, was it accidental or intentional? What did they use for lube?
So many questions... "
i reckon it was a toothless neanderthal granny couldn't find water so went for next best thing   |
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By *bi HaiveMan
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"Who first gave oral, more so, how it came about, were they curious of how a penis/vagina might taste? Did they discuss it first?
I also wonder about anal, was it accidental or intentional? What did they use for lube?
So many questions... "
It was probably first tried by a guy with a fertile wife and too many kids. To cut down on the time he had to spend hunting he figured using another orifice would mean less sprogs, less time spent hunting lizards and wildebeest for food and more free time to spend down the pub watching the footie.
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"Who first gave oral, more so, how it came about, were they curious of how a penis/vagina might taste? Did they discuss it first?
I also wonder about anal, was it accidental or intentional? What did they use for lube?
So many questions...
It was probably first tried by a guy with a fertile wife and too many kids. To cut down on the time he had to spend hunting he figured using another orifice would mean less sprogs, less time spent hunting lizards and wildebeest for food and more free time to spend down the pub watching the footie.
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Probably very true  |
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"Google is your friend. Just don't use a computer at work to ask.
I did just Google it and this is what I found
The first documented blowjob resurrected an ancient Egyptian God.
Though only from mythology, the first "documented" blowjob was between the Egyptian god-king Osiris, and his sister-turned-wife Isis. The story goes that when Osiris was murdered and chopped up into pieces by his brother, Set, Osiris’ wife Isis put his body back together, but unfortunately couldn’t find the penis. Clearly thinking: “what’s a man without a penis?” she crafted a makeshift dick out of clay, stuck it onto Osiris’ crotch, and “blew” life into him by sucking his clay penis.
That scene from the movie Ghost could be so different if Demi Moore was noshing away on Swayze's clay todger.
Well that's now an image I can't get out of my head. "
It’s killed a great movie  |
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