Now I know don't always put up a good update, but really? Some are just so bad I can't help but get the giggles when I see them..what's the worst you've read?.. For me it's reading ^I'll teach you how to squirt ^ |
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I once put up a status to say eat crisps but typed backwards as spsirc tae.
I received messages asking whether I knew Romanian or was referring instead to a form of protein. |
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"The ones ranting about stuck up bitches are always interesting."
It’s always interesting when you get a “hi, how are you?” message and then when you check their profile it has a status saying “this site used to be good, now it’s just full of wannabe bitches”. And they wonder why they don’t get a reply  |
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"The ones ranting about stuck up bitches are always interesting.
It’s always interesting when you get a “hi, how are you?” message and then when you check their profile it has a status saying “this site used to be good, now it’s just full of wannabe bitches”. And they wonder why they don’t get a reply "
Why does no one meet on here? You all too good for me?
If you think we're all stuck up... yes |
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Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.
Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates |
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Constant updates from the same profile slagging off different types of profiles every single day, also constantly moaning about how blow jobs are done wrong now.
Hey, if a woman wanna gag on dick let her haha |
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"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.
Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates "
Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.
Well that's appealing  |
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"I saw one random one from Pontefract that said ‘fuck off _rightonsteve’ 
Christ that made me laugh pmsl. I can’t stand the “what to do” or the “you know who you are “ ones. "
I hate the you know who you are statuses. Of course they know who they are. Why tell everyone else lol. |
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"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.
Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates
Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.
Well that's appealing "
I see that on a daily basis
Imagine if I was to say my vag needs draining  |
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"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.
Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates
Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.
Well that's appealing "
Vile isn't it?
Also? "It's not a fucking dating site!". Had a few guys put such status updates because I refuse to meet for anything other than a social initially |
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"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.
Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates
Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.
Well that's appealing
I see that on a daily basis
Imagine if I was to say my vag needs draining "
Do it! Put a 3am shout out for a "vag drain", followed up by a "so many frigid stuck up men on here"  |
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"When it's used like Facebook etc as a running commentary of life. "
Seen one recently saying " Might paint my living room"
With what your spunk? If not fuck off.. |
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"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.
Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates
Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.
Well that's appealing
I see that on a daily basis
Imagine if I was to say my vag needs draining
Do it! Put a 3am shout out for a "vag drain", followed up by a "so many frigid stuck up men on here" "
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"The ones that say "this site is shit. I'm leaving on Tuesday as soon as my subscription finishes" and then they are still here 3 weeks later saying the same old shite  "
Legitimately leaving on 3rd Feb if I can't get my vag drained before then.
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"The ones that say "this site is shit. I'm leaving on Tuesday as soon as my subscription finishes" and then they are still here 3 weeks later saying the same old shite
Legitimately leaving on 3rd Feb if I can't get my vag drained before then.
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Shotgun first on this job please |
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Just looked at my local updates and this made me laugh: "Looking for meet at 2.30"
Not today, not tonight, only at this particular time.
Sure, let me just tell my boss I need to pop out for a bit |
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"The ones that say "this site is shit. I'm leaving on Tuesday as soon as my subscription finishes" and then they are still here 3 weeks later saying the same old shite
Legitimately leaving on 3rd Feb if I can't get my vag drained before then.
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Pleased you got your vag drained x |
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"The ones that say "this site is shit. I'm leaving on Tuesday as soon as my subscription finishes" and then they are still here 3 weeks later saying the same old shite
Legitimately leaving on 3rd Feb if I can't get my vag drained before then.
Pleased you got your vag drained x"
It was better late than never  |
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"The ones that say "this site is shit. I'm leaving on Tuesday as soon as my subscription finishes" and then they are still here 3 weeks later saying the same old shite
Legitimately leaving on 3rd Feb if I can't get my vag drained before then.
Pleased you got your vag drained x
It was better late than never "
As long as it was enjoyable xx |
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"The ones ranting about stuck up bitches are always interesting.
It’s always interesting when you get a “hi, how are you?” message and then when you check their profile it has a status saying “this site used to be good, now it’s just full of wannabe bitches”. And they wonder why they don’t get a reply "
Oh how true is this!!!!
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"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.
Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates
Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.
Well that's appealing
I see that on a daily basis
Imagine if I was to say my vag needs draining "
Vag needs draining... not gonna lick itself
Omg.... Imagine the responses |
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"I saw one random one from Pontefract that said ‘fuck off _rightonsteve’
Why? Just why? "
I’m no Columbo, but I think the statusee fancied that steve from Brighton should off in the general direction of fuck |
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