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For the love of a short woman.
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over a year ago
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Well I’m an average 6”2 so I have not a huge preference over a ladies height as long as we click both mentally and physically, that’s the key thing to be honest  |
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"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here 
Now that would good, they’d figured out portal travel, us shorties could go where we please
To the MLS?  "
That’s already sorted. I mean it would do away with the fab curse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.
Sounds like you want a stalker "
Nope just someone to reach the top shelf. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening fabbers! 
We have a thread that appreciates tall women, so in the interest of fairness I thought I'd do one for us shorties! 
Show yourselves you wonderful women. 
Jo.Xx "
Short women are the one!  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.
Sounds like you want a stalker
Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.
Climb the shelves "
Or climb on my shoulders. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.
Sounds like you want a stalker
Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.
Climb the shelves "
Last time I did that I was covered in glass and olive oil, hence my need for a tall person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.
Sounds like you want a stalker
Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.
Climb the shelves
Or climb on my shoulders. "
That would work. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.
Sounds like you want a stalker
Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.
Climb the shelves
Or climb on my shoulders.
That would work. "
I have my uses.
That and my humour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here
Now that would good, they’d figured out portal travel, us shorties could go where we please
To the MLS?
That’s already sorted. I mean it would do away with the fab curse "
I don’t believe for one minute that you’re cursed  |
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"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.
Sounds like you want a stalker
Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.
Climb the shelves
Last time I did that I was covered in glass and olive oil, hence my need for a tall person. "
Ooh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.
Sounds like you want a stalker
Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.
Climb the shelves
Last time I did that I was covered in glass and olive oil, hence my need for a tall person.
Ooh "
Exactly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.
Sounds like you want a stalker
Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.
That's the best shelf"
Exactly! It's where they keep the good stuff and I can't reach it!   |
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"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here
Now that would good, they’d figured out portal travel, us shorties could go where we please
To the MLS?
That’s already sorted. I mean it would do away with the fab curse
I don’t believe for one minute that you’re cursed "
Hell yes, damn gypsies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small
Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum "
Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small
Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum
Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round "
One cheek each.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small
Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum
Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round
One cheek each. "
Sorted |
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"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small
I'd happily nibble on it.
Is that an offer?
Definitely.
Good evening CG! 
Jo.Xx
How's my favourite forum couple? X"
We're both good thank you CG.
How are you doing?
Jo.Xx
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small
Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum
Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round
One cheek each.
Sorted "
And then we'll more to other parts of your body. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small
Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum
Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round
One cheek each.
Sorted
And then we'll more to other parts of your body. "
Such a tease |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small
Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum
Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round
One cheek each.
Sorted
And then we'll more to other parts of your body.
Such a tease "
Me? Tease? I wouldn't know how to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small
Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum
Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round
One cheek each.
Sorted
And then we'll more to other parts of your body.
Such a tease
Me? Tease? I wouldn't know how to. "
I bet you do |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small
Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum
Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round
One cheek each.
Sorted
And then we'll more to other parts of your body.
Such a tease
Me? Tease? I wouldn't know how to.
I bet you do "
If I knew what 'tease' meant then maybe I do, but..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small
Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum
Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round
One cheek each.
Sorted
And then we'll more to other parts of your body.
Such a tease
Me? Tease? I wouldn't know how to.
I bet you do
If I knew what 'tease' meant then maybe I do, but..... "
I could teach you if you want, I'm a good teacher |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small
Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum
Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round
One cheek each.
Sorted
And then we'll more to other parts of your body.
Such a tease
Me? Tease? I wouldn't know how to.
I bet you do
If I knew what 'tease' meant then maybe I do, but.....
I could teach you if you want, I'm a good teacher "
Yes please miss. I'm a quick learner. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"5ft 1 and a bit!
I think I'm the same circumference as well
And I detest high heels!
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Only if measured around your boobs.
Around my backside as well! "
Your arse isn't that big. I checked it out when we met. |
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"5ft 1 and a bit!
I think I'm the same circumference as well
And I detest high heels!
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Only if measured around your boobs.
Around my backside as well!
Your arse isn't that big. I checked it out when we met. "
It was well covered - well it is winter as I said! how did you check it out anyway - i'm sure I was sat most of the time?
Its just being short just squashes everything together! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"5ft 1 and a bit!
I think I'm the same circumference as well
And I detest high heels!
.
Only if measured around your boobs.
Around my backside as well!
Your arse isn't that big. I checked it out when we met.
It was well covered - well it is winter as I said! how did you check it out anyway - i'm sure I was sat most of the time?
Its just being short just squashes everything together! "
I walked up behind you in the pub remember and then helped you put your coat on. X |
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"5ft 1 and a bit!
I think I'm the same circumference as well
And I detest high heels!
.
Only if measured around your boobs.
Around my backside as well!
Your arse isn't that big. I checked it out when we met.
It was well covered - well it is winter as I said! how did you check it out anyway - i'm sure I was sat most of the time?
Its just being short just squashes everything together!
I walked up behind you in the pub remember and then helped you put your coat on. X"
Ah so you did! You're a gent ! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"5ft 1 and a bit!
I think I'm the same circumference as well
And I detest high heels!
.
Only if measured around your boobs.
Around my backside as well!
Your arse isn't that big. I checked it out when we met.
It was well covered - well it is winter as I said! how did you check it out anyway - i'm sure I was sat most of the time?
Its just being short just squashes everything together!
I walked up behind you in the pub remember and then helped you put your coat on. X
Ah so you did! You're a gent !"
Nah. You're lucky I did squeeze your arse. Lol |
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"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.
Sounds like you want a stalker
Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.
Climb the shelves "
... or use a baguette to knock the items down |
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