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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Its almost 1.10 pm and the Fab mystery bus tour is about to depart from London...

Last week we ended up at Stonehenge at the end so could be anywhere again in the UK this time...

Who would like to join me on board and what will you bring on the bus with you?...

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Afternoon Ash

I'll sit this one out otherwise I will Infect everyone with my cold, sharing is not caring in this instance

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash

I'll sit this one out otherwise I will Infect everyone with my cold, sharing is not caring in this instance "

Afternoon Compersion...I'm sorry that you're still suffering with this cold...

I'll come and pick you up first on the bus next time when you're feeling back to normal again...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

were just leaving London Victoria...who would like to be first on the bus?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

still waiting for my first passenger...Its getting lonely on here!...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m currently in the Hope Valley! Could you stop here please

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool."

You can pick us up before Jim

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool."

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!"

Boo Villa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

You can pick us up before Jim "

I don't drive. We'll have to get the National Express.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I’m currently in the Hope Valley! Could you stop here please "

Welcome aboard DC......what will you bring on the bus with you?....

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

You can pick us up before Jim

I don't drive. We'll have to get the National Express."

We’ll catch the bus then fetch you? I’ll keep your seat warm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!"

It's been a good few football days. Can you wait for Gin Palace? They want a lift.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There's amazing cake in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jim I have a selection of fresh cream buns and some sausage rolls here in Belfast. I finish at 6 and promise not to eat them if you pick me up. Also, can I be in charge of the radio? The Wheels On The Bus being my first selection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in, I’m bringing connect 4 and a competitive spirit, plus vegetable crisps and bournville buttons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

Boo Villa "

No, up the Villa!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jim I have a selection of fresh cream buns and some sausage rolls here in Belfast. I finish at 6 and promise not to eat them if you pick me up. Also, can I be in charge of the radio? The Wheels On The Bus being my first selection "

Why did I write Jim? I do apologise Ash

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in, I’m bringing connect 4 and a competitive spirit, plus vegetable crisps and bournville buttons "

I'd like to take your chocolate button.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

You can pick us up before Jim "

welcome aboard Gin Palace.....what will you bring on board the bus with you?...

If its hob nobs will pick you up before Jim!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

Boo Villa

No, up the Villa!"

Oh, but they beat my team so booooooooooo

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By *ert n BerylCouple  over a year ago

middlesbrough

We’re in Middlesbrough. Hubby is busy this afternoon but I’ll come please. I’ll bring several packets of baby wipes

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Hello Ash! It's going to be some time before you get here I guess.

I'll bring on board chocolate orange brownies, my amazing Spotify playlists and cosy blankets for people who want to have a nap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

You can pick us up before Jim

I don't drive. We'll have to get the National Express.

We’ll catch the bus then fetch you? I’ll keep your seat warm"

Ash is coming to Shrewsbury. I've asked him to wait for you.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

Boo Villa "

Sending you 2 hugs...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

Boo Villa

No, up the Villa!

Oh, but they beat my team so booooooooooo "

I did think of you last night. Unlucky.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

Boo Villa

Sending you 2 hugs... "

Gratefully received, thank you

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

Boo Villa

No, up the Villa!

Oh, but they beat my team so booooooooooo

I did think of you last night. Unlucky."

Were you naked? Please say yes

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

It's been a good few football days. Can you wait for Gin Palace? They want a lift."

I can wait for them!...Have saved you seats at the back of the bus....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

You can pick us up before Jim

welcome aboard Gin Palace.....what will you bring on board the bus with you?...

If its hob nobs will pick you up before Jim!"

You know I can read that, right? Gin Palace and I are a package.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"There's amazing cake in Manchester"

welcome aboard Inaswingdress....Next stop Manchester!...what cake do you have to bring on board?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

Boo Villa

No, up the Villa!

Oh, but they beat my team so booooooooooo

I did think of you last night. Unlucky.

Were you naked? Please say yes "

And I bashed my bishop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

Boo Villa

Sending you 2 hugs...

Gratefully received, thank you "

You really could have done with two goals.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

It's been a good few football days. Can you wait for Gin Palace? They want a lift.

I can wait for them!...Have saved you seats at the back of the bus.... "

Thank you, driver.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

Boo Villa

No, up the Villa!

Oh, but they beat my team so booooooooooo

I did think of you last night. Unlucky.

Were you naked? Please say yes

And I bashed my bishop."

Result!

But well done Villa, all the best in the final championship tournament

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Jim I have a selection of fresh cream buns and some sausage rolls here in Belfast. I finish at 6 and promise not to eat them if you pick me up. Also, can I be in charge of the radio? The Wheels On The Bus being my first selection "

welcome aboard Zipper.....we will pop over to Belfast and pick you up after 6 pm and you can be in charge of the radio if you save me a sausage roll....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello Ash! It's going to be some time before you get here I guess.

I'll bring on board chocolate orange brownies, my amazing Spotify playlists and cosy blankets for people who want to have a nap. "

It is quite a long drive to that place up there.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I’m in, I’m bringing connect 4 and a competitive spirit, plus vegetable crisps and bournville buttons "

welcome aboard Hippychick......I'd love to sample your buttons when we stop to have a break....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

Welcome aboard Jim!....Next stop Shrewsbury.....Congrats on Villa's win last night...Its been a great week for you!

Boo Villa

No, up the Villa!

Oh, but they beat my team so booooooooooo

I did think of you last night. Unlucky.

Were you naked? Please say yes

And I bashed my bishop.

Result!

But well done Villa, all the best in the final championship tournament "

Go footballs!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Jim I have a selection of fresh cream buns and some sausage rolls here in Belfast. I finish at 6 and promise not to eat them if you pick me up. Also, can I be in charge of the radio? The Wheels On The Bus being my first selection

Why did I write Jim? I do apologise Ash "

I'll let you off this time!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"We’re in Middlesbrough. Hubby is busy this afternoon but I’ll come please. I’ll bring several packets of baby wipes "

welcome aboard Beryl....we might well need those baby wipes!....Next stop Middlesbrough......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jim I have a selection of fresh cream buns and some sausage rolls here in Belfast. I finish at 6 and promise not to eat them if you pick me up. Also, can I be in charge of the radio? The Wheels On The Bus being my first selection

Why did I write Jim? I do apologise Ash

I'll let you off this time!.... "

Thank you kind sir, I'll keep you 2 sausage rolls

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

You can pick us up before Jim

welcome aboard Gin Palace.....what will you bring on board the bus with you?...

If its hob nobs will pick you up before Jim!

You know I can read that, right? Gin Palace and I are a package."

what kind of package?!...Don't worry I saved you all 3 VIP seats together on the bus....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in, I’m bringing connect 4 and a competitive spirit, plus vegetable crisps and bournville buttons

welcome aboard Hippychick......I'd love to sample your buttons when we stop to have a break.... "

Cheeky . I’ll share with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

You can pick us up before Jim

welcome aboard Gin Palace.....what will you bring on board the bus with you?...

If its hob nobs will pick you up before Jim!

You know I can read that, right? Gin Palace and I are a package.

what kind of package?!...Don't worry I saved you all 3 VIP seats together on the bus.... "

A threesome, obvs.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash! It's going to be some time before you get here I guess.

I'll bring on board chocolate orange brownies, my amazing Spotify playlists and cosy blankets for people who want to have a nap. "

Hello Meli!.....I'm looking forward to getting my hands on your brownies....will put my foot down and try not to break the speed limit!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Jim I have a selection of fresh cream buns and some sausage rolls here in Belfast. I finish at 6 and promise not to eat them if you pick me up. Also, can I be in charge of the radio? The Wheels On The Bus being my first selection

Why did I write Jim? I do apologise Ash

I'll let you off this time!....

Thank you kind sir, I'll keep you 2 sausage rolls "

Thats very kind of you...I do love a sausage roll...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*waves at a truck driver*

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"*waves at a truck driver*"

I'm back on the road again Jim....I just stopped at the service station for a loo break and a cigarette....

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"There's amazing cake in Manchester

welcome aboard Inaswingdress....Next stop Manchester!...what cake do you have to bring on board?"

Vegan flourless chocolate cake. Don't sneer at the vegan... Just try it. And yes that's a small slice, it's so rich that any more will make you feel ill

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*waves at a truck driver*

I'm back on the road again Jim....I just stopped at the service station for a loo break and a cigarette.... "

Did you stand or sit?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

were now coming up the M1 near Birmingham......who would like to hop on board next?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"There's amazing cake in Manchester

welcome aboard Inaswingdress....Next stop Manchester!...what cake do you have to bring on board?

Vegan flourless chocolate cake. Don't sneer at the vegan... Just try it. And yes that's a small slice, it's so rich that any more will make you feel ill"

I will take your advice and try a small slice thank you....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"*waves at a truck driver*

I'm back on the road again Jim....I just stopped at the service station for a loo break and a cigarette....

Did you stand or sit?!"

I only paid for 5 mins parking so it was a stand up one!...

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

You can pick us up before Jim

welcome aboard Gin Palace.....what will you bring on board the bus with you?...

If its hob nobs will pick you up before Jim!"

We’ll bring gin of course!!

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I'll sit at the back of the bus, 'cause I'm cool.

You can pick us up before Jim

welcome aboard Gin Palace.....what will you bring on board the bus with you?...

If its hob nobs will pick you up before Jim!

You know I can read that, right? Gin Palace and I are a package.

what kind of package?!...Don't worry I saved you all 3 VIP seats together on the bus....

A threesome, obvs."

I can dream

J x

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