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Ok lets get down to brass tacks what u want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The vagina or the penis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A vagina would be nice, but times are getting hard so might have to go fab straight soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The vagina

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A penis in my vagina

J x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Henry Caville penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Either but vagina first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Henry who ....

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Penis. There's a penis I'd really like right now but he's busy being 007.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll cum to you next lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not your penis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm glad you started this thread though because I always thought it was "brass tax"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its 2020, I want both!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm glad you started this thread though because I always thought it was "brass tax""

lifes for learning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Both but the penis wins the race by an inch or so

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not your penis? "
nooooooooo off the market sausage here

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

A new vagina mine took a battering yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not your penis? nooooooooo off the market sausage here "

Yes, what I meant was what I'm looking for is not your penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not your penis? nooooooooo off the market sausage here

Yes, what I meant was what I'm looking for is not your penis

"
safe comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My penis in a vagina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my penis and I don't want a vagina, the upkeep seems like it would be like trying to clean a scrunched up handkerchief.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to keep my penis thanks, but I'll take a vagina to stick it into if any are going spare

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A new vagina mine took a battering yesterday"
did u go to scotland and they confused you with a mars bar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Penis. There's a penis I'd really like right now but he's busy being 007.

He is probably busy with pussy galore!!! But I'm sure he is blushing right now

xxx

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"I like my penis and I don't want a vagina, the upkeep seems like it would be like trying to clean a scrunched up handkerchief. "

Spat my tea out FFS hilarious

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Penis. There's a penis I'd really like right now but he's busy being 007.

He is probably busy with pussy galore!!! But I'm sure he is blushing right now

xxx"

Very witty! Well played.

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

As I have a vagina I will take a penis please

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

local, but not too local

"As I have a vagina I will take a penis please

I offer mine as tribute

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"A new vagina mine took a battering yesterdaydid u go to scotland and they confused you with a mars bar?"

You don't need to go to Scotland for a mars bar. Would a battered mars bar help me.

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"I like my penis and I don't want a vagina, the upkeep seems like it would be like trying to clean a scrunched up handkerchief. "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cake/Vagina/Tea/biscuits

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Penis. And the balls. And the spunk in the balls!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The vagina or the penis?"

Vag all the way

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Vagina! Penis is easily replaced with a strap on

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A vagina for a couple of evenings a week would be jolly lovely.

Preferably with a nice kisser attached.

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By *ire_thornMan over a year ago

no comment

Well i was born with a penis. And I've grown pretty attached to it so i think ill keep it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina please

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I have one of each. At the same time?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I have one of each. At the same time?

You can happily have my penis one evening.

I know - I'm sooooo helpful.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Penetrable Penis Please

No floppys need apply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be greedy?? Her

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

local, but not too local

"Penetrable Penis Please

No floppys need apply

Just thumb it in, it’ll soon warm up.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Penis then vagina

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

A clean vag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

Mr glass

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

Mr glass

He’s cool with smooth bumps and hits the right spot. Every lass needs a Mr Glass

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

Mr glass

He’s cool with smooth bumps and hits the right spot. Every lass needs a Mr Glass

I've tried to read that last sentence as rhyming but only works in a northern accent

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

Mr glass

He’s cool with smooth bumps and hits the right spot. Every lass needs a Mr Glass

I've tried to read that last sentence as rhyming but only works in a northern accent

Definitely works with a northern accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

Mr glass

He’s cool with smooth bumps and hits the right spot. Every lass needs a Mr Glass

I've tried to read that last sentence as rhyming but only works in a northern accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

Mr glass

He’s cool with smooth bumps and hits the right spot. Every lass needs a Mr Glass

I've tried to read that last sentence as rhyming but only works in a northern accent

"
no glaaaaaass up here

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

Mr glass

He’s cool with smooth bumps and hits the right spot. Every lass needs a Mr Glass

I've tried to read that last sentence as rhyming but only works in a northern accent

Definitely works with a northern accent

Why am I seeing Samual L Jackson with a dodgy Afro right now...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

Mr glass

He’s cool with smooth bumps and hits the right spot. Every lass needs a Mr Glass

I've tried to read that last sentence as rhyming but only works in a northern accent

no glaaaaaass up here

No it’s more glasssssss

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By *r easy1981Man over a year ago

leeds

Vagina

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

a walking talking laughing vagina!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

Mr glass

He’s cool with smooth bumps and hits the right spot. Every lass needs a Mr Glass

I've tried to read that last sentence as rhyming but only works in a northern accent

no glaaaaaass up here

No it’s more glasssssss

"
the propper way

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By *r easy1981Man over a year ago

leeds

And a pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a walking talking laughing vagina!!

"
cliiiiiiiiffff where u at

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

Mr glass

He’s cool with smooth bumps and hits the right spot. Every lass needs a Mr Glass

I've tried to read that last sentence as rhyming but only works in a northern accent

no glaaaaaass up here

No it’s more glasssssss

the propper way"

Exactly

the lasssss lurvvves her glasssss

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Penis..I have a vag

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

We’d like an extra vagina to share please. Might help if it’s attached to someone though

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Penis but Mr Glass will do for now

Mr glass

He’s cool with smooth bumps and hits the right spot. Every lass needs a Mr Glass

I've tried to read that last sentence as rhyming but only works in a northern accent

Definitely works with a northern accent

Why am I seeing Samual L Jackson with a dodgy Afro right now...

What the hell did they do to this fish, batter it to death

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