Seems you cant make any jokes these days without offending one person or another so then...new forum rule (for i am the forum boss you know )
no jokes
this must be a serious forum from now on
thats is all |
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"Seems you cant make any jokes these days without offending one person or another so then...new forum rule (for i am the forum boss you know)
no jokes
this must be a serious forum from now on
thats is all"
You havin a 'kin laff...  |
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"shame, i had a good one about a 'miner who went home for his dinner'
We don't do jokes about minors here! Tut tut  "
the "serious police" are having a feking field day tonight!! |
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"shame, i had a good one about a 'miner who went home for his dinner'
We don't do jokes about minors here! Tut tut
the "serious police" are having a feking field day tonight!!"
Its only the unemployed tryin to make a few coppers...;-) |
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Well SOD it, Iv'e got a good joke and don't care who it offends lol 
LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why
there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit ?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
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"Well SOD it, Iv'e got a good joke and don't care who it offends lol
LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why
there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit ?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
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"Seems you cant make any jokes these days without offending one person or another so then...new forum rule (for i am the forum boss you know)
no jokes
this must be a serious forum from now on
thats is all"
Ironically that's the best joke on the whole forum for a while  |
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"Seems you cant make any jokes these days without offending one person or another so then...new forum rule (for i am the forum boss you know)
no jokes
this must be a serious forum from now on
thats is all
Ironically that's the best joke on the whole forum for a while "
sorry.....my mind wandered then....what were you saying???  |
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well if the flood gates are opening!
There are three stages of sex in every relationship:
Anywhere sex - when you first meet you do it anywhere
bedroom sex - kids are asleep you have a fuck in the bedroom
Hallway sex - you pass each other in the hall and say "Fuck you" |
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" An atheist was seated next to a little girl
Is that the dyslexic who wasnt sure if Dog existed...?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! you cat make jokes about dyslexic people!!!!
jesus, Eurotongue!  "
My cat makes up its own jokes...  |
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"well if the flood gates are opening!
There are three stages of sex in every relationship:
Anywhere sex - when you first meet you do it anywhere
bedroom sex - kids are asleep you have a fuck in the bedroom
Hallway sex - you pass each other in the hall and say "Fuck you""
You missed court room sex - when you get fucked by his solicitor! |
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"Well SOD it, Iv'e got a good joke and don't care who it offends lol
LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,
"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why
there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit ?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
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sorry to put a downer on it but seen as though the serious police are about we might aswell invite the spelling police too
its aeroplane not airplane 
ps fucking cracking joke though, im gonna use that |
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" An atheist was seated next to a little girl
Is that the dyslexic who wasnt sure if Dog existed...?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! you cat make jokes about dyslexic people!!!!
jesus, Eurotongue! "
well string me the fcuk up then lol.
what ya call an asian fella that came last at the olymics?
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"Seems you cant make any jokes these days without offending one person or another so then...new forum rule (for i am the forum boss you know)
no jokes
this must be a serious forum from now on
thats is all"
boooooooring!!!!!
in the absence of soapy feel free put your PC sensibilities aside Evie and make any shortarse jokes you like at my expense.............
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a family of prostitues are sat around the kitchen table and the daughter says "i got £50 for giving a guy a blow job tonight".
The mum replies "in my day it was £10".
And the grandmother replies "in my days i was just glad of a warm drink" |
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