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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Before sex you help each other to get naked.
After sex you only help yourself to get dressed.
The moral of the story:
In life no one helps you
Once you're fucked. 
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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But what if you don't help each other get naked?
What if one of you is already in bed naked, the other comes home from a long day down the abattoir, strips off to have a quick shower and then jumps into bed to get jiggy?
Or if like many couples married for an age you get undressed separately, pop on your comfy pyjamas and a frill nightie and then just pull down your trousers and lift up her M&S floral bed attire to indulge in 60 seconds of dull missionary before a good night's sleep?
The moral doesn't really work.
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