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over a year ago
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Spider in corner of room you can't reach.. Lasts forever.
Hears everything says nothing. Eats very little. Has its own Web for security and can scare most people... Lol |
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"Spider in corner of room you can't reach.. Lasts forever.
Hears everything says nothing. Eats very little. Has its own Web for security and can scare most people... Lol"
As long as it is not a black widow one! |
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A dragon if we are picking fictional animals! They are the best, I love dragons. They can fly, breathe fire and I love the way they look.
Realistically I would pick an eagle, also because they can fly and the talons look fun to hunt with |
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Changing to a mouse now.
The one in my attic
Lives forever
Sure its got clogs on
Party every night
Eats everything
Won't go away
Immune to bait n traps.
Loves electrics |
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"A wolf, love the loyalty, the protective nature, and I’d follow my Alpha anywhere, haha xx"
My partner is definitely a wolf. They're such beautiful things
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"A wolf, love the loyalty, the protective nature, and I’d follow my Alpha anywhere, haha xx
My partner is definitely a wolf. They're such beautiful things
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Indeed they are!! xx |
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A barnacle....because you just lie on your back kicking an endless supply of food into your mouth, and you have both male and female sex organs, including a penis which is long enough to fuck all the neighbours without leaving your own front door. |
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An elephant is probably the most similar to me so I'll stick with that. I like to travel in a herd, prefer warmer climes, fail spectacularly at being graceful, my feet are clompy and I make a terrific racket. |
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