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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you're gonna take close ups of your bits pls take these two small but very important advice
1. Clean fingernails
2. Wash your bits
Just seen dirty fingernails and cheesy lady parts . Not a good look. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
5. If you're going to upload a photo of a woman holding your cock to impress others with it's magnificence then ensure it's either a big cock or that the lady in question has tiny, tiny hands.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also possibly check what else is in the background of your photo, piles of plates or laundry and toilets that need flushing don't always get people wet under the collar. "
A few years back I saw a pic that inspired me to go out and buy those toilet duck fresh disc things, they were brand new out at the time. |
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Appear organised and clean, rather than someone who would use their pics with their application to appear on a channel 4 or 5 extreme personalities and problems show.
If unsure of your home decor tastes, position yourself on a CLEAN neutral coloured towel or sheet. If your body harbours any living creatures larger than bacteria, take a break and sort your wildlife out, as phone photography means that you take and upload pics instantly and your pics won't need to be transferred between you and the poor staff at Boots, where they may run behind on their printing timescales, if staff got a bit too queasy seeing your output and health issues close up. Fyi Boots sell many remedies for personal care problems.
If wearing items of clothing, use freshly washed gear, as the effects of constant drips, gone dry, splashes and exudation deposits will only be of minor interest to someone studying care needs for third world citizens or those who may make emergency sectioning judgements.
Face pics usually appear more flattering with your open. This is a general guide, as it won't perhaps be true for everyone, all of the time. A cheerful, relaxed smile can be alluring - if your pics don't capture this, don't substitute with a pic used to show those in need of extreme dental makeovers. Shovong cake in your gob may be OK but remove the Spar savers range packet from view. Likewise if you needed some extra strength alcohol since you got up, to ease your spirits - evidence of your staying power via crumpled cans and fag ends, won't draw people for a good party time with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My advice to men-if you want to minimise competition with the millions of other fab guys don't give them advice on how to improve their chances.  "
i dont care if i re entered my hat id give it a day before im getting offers of sex but i dont need or want to do that my penis has changed my sexuality im now a sallysexual  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"My advice to men-if you want to minimise competition with the millions of other fab guys don't give them advice on how to improve their chances. "
Best free advice i've seen all day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ask me to come over and take pictures for you. Im a very good amature photographer and can cope with difficult lighting and other conditions.
I can take nude pictures you could show your grandmother and be proud of
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