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over a year ago
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"A single man called F that on here last night after she politely declined his advances.
What does it even mean? We're at a loss.
C
It means he's a daft bastard who can't take no for an answer!"
lol true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not just us then.
The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out."
if you cant read it from poor spelling grammer or text speak, i just happen to accidentally press delete ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not just us then.
The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt" "
and u saying its not true now? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"It's not just us then.
The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"
and u saying its not true now? " I never said it was a lie to start with ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not just us then.
The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"
and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with "
can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes i dare ya ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"It's not just us then.
The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"
and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with
can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya " Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A single man called F that on here last night after she politely declined his advances.
What does it even mean? We're at a loss.
C"
Enlightened. Which F obviously is, as she was wise enough to turn the eejit down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not just us then.
The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"
and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with
can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere "
ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :P |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"It's not just us then.
The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"
and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with
can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere
ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :P" You will need a few!![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A single man called F that on here last night after she politely declined his advances.
What does it even mean? We're at a loss.
C"
Does F work in the Rowntree's lighting department? Might explain it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not just us then.
The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"
and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with
can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere
ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :PYou will need a few! "
lolol howmany bottles ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"It's not just us then.
The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"
and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with
can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere
ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :PYou will need a few!
lolol howmany bottles "
At least you not asked for it to be delivered by the tonne |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not just us then.
The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"
and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with
can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere
ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :PYou will need a few!
lolol howmany bottles
At least you not asked for it to be delivered by the tonne"
no as femme would kick my ass! but that sounds pretty good ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"It's not just us then.
The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"
and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with
can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere
ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :PYou will need a few!
lolol howmany bottles
At least you not asked for it to be delivered by the tonne
no as femme would kick my ass! but that sounds pretty good "
Remember it not applying them that the most fun it's the clean up operation at the end of the night![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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