"Does she have to be attractive
Or female?
Or a masseuse?
Or someone we know
Or human?
Or alive?
Or a ghost?
A zombie?
A werewolf?
A Vampire
A ghoul ?"
Why on earth would you want a vampire massaging you OH, OP? That's really twisted. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Does she have to be attractive
Or female?
Or a masseuse?
Or someone we know
Or human?
Or alive?
Or a ghost?
A zombie?
A werewolf?
A Vampire
A ghoul ?
A skeleton?
Of this planet?"
Oh bloody hell, aliens! |
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"Does she have to be attractive
Or female?
Or a masseuse?
Or someone we know
Or human?
Or alive?
Or a ghost?
A zombie?
A werewolf?
A Vampire
A ghoul ?
A skeleton?
Of this planet?
Oh bloody hell, aliens! "
Or an entity of this dimension? It can make the booking a bit troublesome |
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"Does she have to be attractive
Or female?
Or a masseuse?
Or someone we know
Or human?
Or alive?
Or a ghost?
A zombie?
A werewolf?
A Vampire
A ghoul ?
A skeleton?
Of this planet?
Oh bloody hell, aliens!
Or an entity of this dimension? It can make the booking a bit troublesome "
Or a figment of ones imagination |
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"Does she have to be attractive
Or female?
Or a masseuse?
Or someone we know
Or human?
Or alive?
Or a ghost?
A zombie?
A werewolf?
A Vampire
A ghoul ?
A skeleton?
Of this planet?
Oh bloody hell, aliens! "
Aliens might be nice though and have multiple hands |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Does she have to be attractive
Or female?
Or a masseuse?
Or someone we know
Or human?
Or alive?
Or a ghost?
A zombie?
A werewolf?
A Vampire
A ghoul ?
A skeleton?
Of this planet?
Oh bloody hell, aliens!
Aliens might be nice though and have multiple hands "
They also might have tentacles and fangs |
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