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over a year ago
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"Must have a 14 inch penis that shoots out money and also know all the words to the Shrek movies
Money AND chocolate."
Money AND chocolate AND pick ‘n’ mix |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must have a 14 inch penis that shoots out money and also know all the words to the Shrek movies
Money AND chocolate.
Money AND chocolate AND pick ‘n’ mix "
Yes!!! You ladies know your shit.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never seen Shrek 
Watch the first 2. Dont bother with the others"
I do appreciate all the movies but I have to agree with you. I'm looking forward to Shrek 5!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must have a 14 inch penis that shoots out money and also know all the words to the Shrek movies
Money AND chocolate.
Money AND chocolate AND pick ‘n’ mix
Yes!!! You ladies know your shit. "
Well good luck with that 'cause you ain't getting shit from me other than semen and disappointment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never seen Shrek
Watch the first 2. Dont bother with the others
I do appreciate all the movies but I have to agree with you. I'm looking forward to Shrek 5!!!!"
Casual reminder this is not a Shrek thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never seen Shrek
Watch the first 2. Dont bother with the others
I do appreciate all the movies but I have to agree with you. I'm looking forward to Shrek 5!!!!
Casual reminder this is not a Shrek thread."
Te to get outta your swamp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never seen Shrek
Watch the first 2. Dont bother with the others
I do appreciate all the movies but I have to agree with you. I'm looking forward to Shrek 5!!!!
Casual reminder this is not a Shrek thread.
Te to get outta your swamp"
Tell them* |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"I've never seen Shrek
Watch the first 2. Dont bother with the others
I do appreciate all the movies but I have to agree with you. I'm looking forward to Shrek 5!!!!
Casual reminder this is not a Shrek thread."
It's ok I'm more of a Finding Nemo guy anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must have a 14 inch penis that shoots out money and also know all the words to the Shrek movies
Money AND chocolate.
Money AND chocolate AND pick ‘n’ mix "
No no no, not chocolate, cake please!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never seen Shrek
Watch the first 2. Dont bother with the others
I do appreciate all the movies but I have to agree with you. I'm looking forward to Shrek 5!!!!
Casual reminder this is not a Shrek thread."
I'm sorry but if you're talking about Exceptional Males then Shrek is going to get mentioned |
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"They mean Lorenzo
Now he's had his penis extension anyway.
It was worth every penny Cum at me, size queens!
It's impressive is what it is 
It came with safety goggles to hand out too  "
I can see why! It should also have come with a device to lift jaws from the fooor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t use the term ‘exceptional males’ but I do emphasise that I like good looks in a guy. 7’s and above.
My height restriction has gone and minimum penis size so I’m all about the faces these days. |
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"I don’t use the term ‘exceptional males’ but I do emphasise that I like good looks in a guy. 7’s and above.
My height restriction has gone and minimum penis size so I’m all about the faces these days. "
Oh thank God, I can ditch the lifts and return this penis  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t use the term ‘exceptional males’ but I do emphasise that I like good looks in a guy. 7’s and above.
My height restriction has gone and minimum penis size so I’m all about the faces these days.
Oh thank God, I can ditch the lifts and return this penis "
Last guy I was with was actually 5’9 and he was still taller than me when I wore heels so no problem there. He did have a ginormous knob though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t use the term ‘exceptional males’ but I do emphasise that I like good looks in a guy. 7’s and above.
My height restriction has gone and minimum penis size so I’m all about the faces these days.
Oh thank God, I can ditch the lifts and return this penis
Last guy I was with was actually 5’9 and he was still taller than me when I wore heels so no problem there. He did have a ginormous knob though. "
They do look bigger on short guys, that's what I tell myself anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t use the term ‘exceptional males’ but I do emphasise that I like good looks in a guy. 7’s and above.
My height restriction has gone and minimum penis size so I’m all about the faces these days.
Oh thank God, I can ditch the lifts and return this penis
Last guy I was with was actually 5’9 and he was still taller than me when I wore heels so no problem there. He did have a ginormous knob though.
They do look bigger on short guys, that's what I tell myself anyway "
Nah I know a penis length just by looking at it. He was 8” with a circumference of 6”. I miss him sometimes especially on a Thursday when he’d bring me a pizza after rugby training |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never seen Shrek
Watch the first 2. Dont bother with the others
I do appreciate all the movies but I have to agree with you. I'm looking forward to Shrek 5!!!!
Casual reminder this is not a Shrek thread.
I'm sorry but if you're talking about Exceptional Males then Shrek is going to get mentioned "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t use the term ‘exceptional males’ but I do emphasise that I like good looks in a guy. 7’s and above.
My height restriction has gone and minimum penis size so I’m all about the faces these days.
Oh thank God, I can ditch the lifts and return this penis
Last guy I was with was actually 5’9 and he was still taller than me when I wore heels so no problem there. He did have a ginormous knob though.
They do look bigger on short guys, that's what I tell myself anyway
Nah I know a penis length just by looking at it. He was 8” with a circumference of 6”. I miss him sometimes especially on a Thursday when he’d bring me a pizza after rugby training "
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"I don’t use the term ‘exceptional males’ but I do emphasise that I like good looks in a guy. 7’s and above.
My height restriction has gone and minimum penis size so I’m all about the faces these days.
Oh thank God, I can ditch the lifts and return this penis
Last guy I was with was actually 5’9 and he was still taller than me when I wore heels so no problem there. He did have a ginormous knob though.
They do look bigger on short guys, that's what I tell myself anyway
Nah I know a penis length just by looking at it. He was 8” with a circumference of 6”. I miss him sometimes especially on a Thursday when he’d bring me a pizza after rugby training "
I've missed your penis estimation games! Seem to remember you being scarily accurate too You should start a thread next time you get bored... and fancy staring at cock all day... yeah maybe scratch that |
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"Must have a 14 inch penis that shoots out money and also know all the words to the Shrek movies
Money AND chocolate.
Money AND chocolate AND pick ‘n’ mix
Yes!!! You ladies know your shit.
Well good luck with that 'cause you ain't getting shit from me other than semen and disappointment."
Isn't that the typical givings of sex with men?  |
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"I've never seen Shrek
Watch the first 2. Dont bother with the others
I do appreciate all the movies but I have to agree with you. I'm looking forward to Shrek 5!!!!
Casual reminder this is not a Shrek thread.
I'm sorry but if you're talking about Exceptional Males then Shrek is going to get mentioned "
Scottish accent, owns his own home and land, fantastic ass, what's not to love!? |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I've never seen Shrek
Watch the first 2. Dont bother with the others
I do appreciate all the movies but I have to agree with you. I'm looking forward to Shrek 5!!!!
Casual reminder this is not a Shrek thread.
I'm sorry but if you're talking about Exceptional Males then Shrek is going to get mentioned
Scottish accent, owns his own home and land, fantastic ass, what's not to love!?"
His best mate has a bigger knob though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must have a 14 inch penis that shoots out money and also know all the words to the Shrek movies
Money AND chocolate.
Money AND chocolate AND pick ‘n’ mix
Yes!!! You ladies know your shit.
Well good luck with that 'cause you ain't getting shit from me other than semen and disappointment.
Isn't that the typical givings of sex with men? "
Not for me. I get my orgasm, two minutes is all I need. I don't fancy your chances much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shrek is cool but Sully is the man. My bf is very like him without the shaggy blue hair (though he does have a long purple mohawk). I regard him as an exceptional man because of what he's achieved in a life where he's had precisely nothing handed to him. As well as his personal achievements in sport and music he's raised three boys and is an incredible grandfather and dog daddy. And on top of all that he's an insightful, caring and imaginative dom and a fantastic partner. He likes and values women for more than their sexual attractiveness and availability. Never once have I heard him disparage a woman for anything other than bad behaviour. He happens to be handsome and ripped but that's very little to do with why I fell in love with him. So I'd never say I was looking for an exceptional man because in my exierience they come along very seldom. And I think one is enough for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t use the term ‘exceptional males’ but I do emphasise that I like good looks in a guy. 7’s and above.
My height restriction has gone and minimum penis size so I’m all about the faces these days.
Oh thank God, I can ditch the lifts and return this penis
Last guy I was with was actually 5’9 and he was still taller than me when I wore heels so no problem there. He did have a ginormous knob though.
They do look bigger on short guys, that's what I tell myself anyway
Nah I know a penis length just by looking at it. He was 8” with a circumference of 6”. I miss him sometimes especially on a Thursday when he’d bring me a pizza after rugby training
I've missed your penis estimation games! Seem to remember you being scarily accurate too You should start a thread next time you get bored... and fancy staring at cock all day... yeah maybe scratch that "
Very accurate. To the mm, it’s a gift. 8 or 9 years as a cock worshiper. The high priestess of penis, back when nothing shorter than 7” would do. I’m reformed now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shrek is cool but Sully is the man. My bf is very like him without the shaggy blue hair (though he does have a long purple mohawk). I regard him as an exceptional man because of what he's achieved in a life where he's had precisely nothing handed to him. As well as his personal achievements in sport and music he's raised three boys and is an incredible grandfather and dog daddy. And on top of all that he's an insightful, caring and imaginative dom and a fantastic partner. He likes and values women for more than their sexual attractiveness and availability. Never once have I heard him disparage a woman for anything other than bad behaviour. He happens to be handsome and ripped but that's very little to do with why I fell in love with him. So I'd never say I was looking for an exceptional man because in my exierience they come along very seldom. And I think one is enough for me "
Yeah, you're not gonna get all that in a Fab message though, are you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t use the term ‘exceptional males’ but I do emphasise that I like good looks in a guy. 7’s and above.
My height restriction has gone and minimum penis size so I’m all about the faces these days.
Oh thank God, I can ditch the lifts and return this penis
Last guy I was with was actually 5’9 and he was still taller than me when I wore heels so no problem there. He did have a ginormous knob though.
They do look bigger on short guys, that's what I tell myself anyway
Nah I know a penis length just by looking at it. He was 8” with a circumference of 6”. I miss him sometimes especially on a Thursday when he’d bring me a pizza after rugby training
I've missed your penis estimation games! Seem to remember you being scarily accurate too You should start a thread next time you get bored... and fancy staring at cock all day... yeah maybe scratch that
Very accurate. To the mm, it’s a gift. 8 or 9 years as a cock worshiper. The high priestess of penis, back when nothing shorter than 7” would do. I’m reformed now. "
6", I'm out. |
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"I've never seen Shrek
Watch the first 2. Dont bother with the others
I do appreciate all the movies but I have to agree with you. I'm looking forward to Shrek 5!!!!
Casual reminder this is not a Shrek thread.
I'm sorry but if you're talking about Exceptional Males then Shrek is going to get mentioned
Scottish accent, owns his own home and land, fantastic ass, what's not to love!?"
Tick tick tick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shrek is cool but Sully is the man. My bf is very like him without the shaggy blue hair (though he does have a long purple mohawk). I regard him as an exceptional man because of what he's achieved in a life where he's had precisely nothing handed to him. As well as his personal achievements in sport and music he's raised three boys and is an incredible grandfather and dog daddy. And on top of all that he's an insightful, caring and imaginative dom and a fantastic partner. He likes and values women for more than their sexual attractiveness and availability. Never once have I heard him disparage a woman for anything other than bad behaviour. He happens to be handsome and ripped but that's very little to do with why I fell in love with him. So I'd never say I was looking for an exceptional man because in my exierience they come along very seldom. And I think one is enough for me
Yeah, you're not gonna get all that in a Fab message though, are you?"
Nope. Which is why I'm happy with nice/decent/cool or whatever adjective suits males. That was my point |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Must have a 14 inch penis that shoots out money and also know all the words to the Shrek movies
Lemmonbuttercream you might have something there get the script written Hollywood is calling."
I'll write the script...
Barry Moneycock is the definition of average, he works at Aldi, his mum has aids, his moobs are bigger than his IQ score, but Barry has a secret and when it "pops out" this secret will change his life.
From the producers of Duece Bigalo and the Best Boy from Shrek, coming this summer...
He Cums Shrek Dialog |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Must have a 14 inch penis that shoots out money and also know all the words to the Shrek movies
Lemmonbuttercream you might have something there get the script written Hollywood is calling.
I'll write the script...
Barry Moneycock is the definition of average, he works at Aldi, his mum has aids, his moobs are bigger than his IQ score, but Barry has a secret and when it "pops out" this secret will change his life.
From the producers of Duece Bigalo and the Best Boy from Shrek, coming this summer...
He Cums Shrek Dialog "
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