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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like I'm getting head tonight

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Looks like I'm getting head tonight "

Oh.... very good

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"you are one ugly muthaf**ker"

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By *epsonWoman over a year ago

Biddulph

Wee.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

""you are one ugly muthaf**ker" "

Granted but you could just answer the q ....

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Flutter my eyelashes. I'm no threat to him and he can take out some numpties for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yay iv not got crabs seems crabs got me

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By *ottielayWoman over a year ago

by the bay

Here take Lewis Capaldi instead

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

That’s exactly what the ladies do with their phones when they’re looking at my profile

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Here take Lewis Capaldi instead "

He IS Lewis Capaldi Lottie ! Stung !

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Snap him and post it on fb

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

""you are one ugly muthaf**ker"

Granted but you could just answer the q .... "

Well if its good enough for Mr. S it's good enough for me.

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By *ottielayWoman over a year ago

by the bay

"Here take Lewis Capaldi instead

He IS Lewis Capaldi Lottie ! Stung ! "

Oh ok

Then I’ll say take granny

She was getting used to you

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?"

I'd say "Don't touch what you can't afford!"

That would tell him

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By *ndrew CareyMan over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?"

Nothing, he will realise I pose no threat and leave me alone

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?

I'd say "Don't touch what you can't afford!"

That would tell him

Did the Predator have a willy ? I can't remember. Did he have kecks on ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?

Nothing, he will realise I pose no threat and leave me alone

But you might have nice bones....

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By *ndrew CareyMan over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?

Nothing, he will realise I pose no threat and leave me alone

But you might have nice bones.... "

Very nice bones

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?"

easy fella you are rattling my brain cell, if you are going to kill me, kill me, but don't mock me by being using my singular intelligence asset as a fucking maraca

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Just a short back and sides please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually have a 10 inch portrait of predator on my thigh!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I actually have a 10 inch portrait of predator on my thigh!"

Is Arnie on the other thigh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call the Vice squad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I actually have a 10 inch portrait of predator on my thigh!

Is Arnie on the other thigh?

No.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I would goad it and say, "What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I actually have a 10 inch portrait of predator on my thigh!

Is Arnie on the other thigh?

No. "

Just wondered.

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By *rjpinkMan over a year ago

winterfell

So what do you make of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you hungry dear, dinner will be 5 minutes

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Are you hungry dear, dinner will be 5 minutes

What we having?

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?"

"Hey, so... I enjoyed tonight but I don't think I want to take this further. Sorry. You're great though. Good luck, happy fabbing!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"holding your skull in his large vice like hand tipping it side to side while he weighs you up ........

What do you say/do ?"

If he's holding my skull I'm already dead! So I can't say or do anything.

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