"Remember the old days when we used the back pages of the loot newspaper to arrange meets ? "
Never used loot but got a couple meet back in the dark ages by sending a letter off inside an envelope to a daily sport section or it might have been readers wife's 
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"I was expecting pirates 
Well technically there is booty involved.... 
True, I want arrrrrrrrrrgggghhhh Jim larrrrrrddd pirates though now  "
I can give you an angry pirate if you like? |
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"I was expecting pirates
Well technically there is booty involved....
True, I want arrrrrrrrrrgggghhhh Jim larrrrrrddd pirates though now
I can give you an angry pirate if you like?"
Is it funny |
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"I was expecting pirates
Well technically there is booty involved....
True, I want arrrrrrrrrrgggghhhh Jim larrrrrrddd pirates though now
I can give you an angry pirate if you like?
Is it funny "
I dunno?
Basically I kick you in the shin, spunk in one of your eyes so you are hopping on one leg angry with one eye closed. Like an eyepatch and a stumpy pirate leg shouting argh at me. |
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"Where are there pirates? Someone said pirates right?
I'll tie you up and prod you with my sword
 pirates don’t do that "
They do, to get you to the end of the plank, it was in pirates of the caribbean and we all know how factually accurate those movies are.. |
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"Where are there pirates? Someone said pirates right?
I'll tie you up and prod you with my sword
pirates don’t do that
They do, to get you to the end of the plank, it was in pirates of the caribbean and we all know how factually accurate those movies are.. "
Luckily for me I’m a very good swimmer  |
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"Where are there pirates? Someone said pirates right?
I'll tie you up and prod you with my sword
pirates don’t do that
They do, to get you to the end of the plank, it was in pirates of the caribbean and we all know how factually accurate those movies are..
Luckily for me I’m a very good swimmer "
With your hands and legs tied?  |
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"Where are there pirates? Someone said pirates right?
I'll tie you up and prod you with my sword
pirates don’t do that
They do, to get you to the end of the plank, it was in pirates of the caribbean and we all know how factually accurate those movies are..
Luckily for me I’m a very good swimmer
With your hands and legs tied? "
Like a mermaid |
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"Where are there pirates? Someone said pirates right?
I'll tie you up and prod you with my sword
pirates don’t do that
They do, to get you to the end of the plank, it was in pirates of the caribbean and we all know how factually accurate those movies are..
Luckily for me I’m a very good swimmer
With your hands and legs tied?
Like a mermaid "
The vision of this in my head is quite comical  |
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"Where are there pirates? Someone said pirates right?
I'll tie you up and prod you with my sword
pirates don’t do that
They do, to get you to the end of the plank, it was in pirates of the caribbean and we all know how factually accurate those movies are..
Luckily for me I’m a very good swimmer
With your hands and legs tied?
Like a mermaid
The vision of this in my head is quite comical "
Yeah I’m talking bollocks. I’d deffo drown |
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"Where are there pirates? Someone said pirates right?
I'll tie you up and prod you with my sword
pirates don’t do that
They do, to get you to the end of the plank, it was in pirates of the caribbean and we all know how factually accurate those movies are..
Luckily for me I’m a very good swimmer
With your hands and legs tied?
Like a mermaid
The vision of this in my head is quite comical
Yeah I’m talking bollocks. I’d deffo drown "
I wouldn't let you drown, much!! |
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